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  • SUV
    True Christian™ Princess
    The Driving Force behind RA12
    Have at it, anytime!
    • Sep 2006
    • 11027

    #1

    Blessed Birthday, LEVI JONES!


    Brother....Might I be so bold as to call you Leviticus?
  • loveforchrist
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    • Jan 2011
    • 138

    #2
    Re: Blessed Birthday, LEVI JONES!

    Blessed be the day you entered this world Levi Jones. May God bless this day with Glory, and may he make swift disposal of your enemies, in Jesus name, AMEN.
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    • Cranky Old Man
      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
      You kids get off his lawn!
       
      • Jan 2010
      • 22380

      #3
      Re: Blessed Birthday, LEVI JONES!

      Congratulations Brother Levi.

      May The Lord allow you to rebuke many sinners before He makes you join Him in Heaven.
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      • Lycia The Repentant
        Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
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        True Christian™
        • Sep 2010
        • 2019

        #4
        Re: Blessed Birthday, LEVI JONES!

        Happy birthday, Pastor Levi!

        As soon as I'm in Freehold again remind me I owe you some birthday pie.

        "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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        • Brother Enoch
          The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2008
          • 4392

          #5
          Re: Blessed Birthday, LEVI JONES!

          Happy Birthday young man!

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29457

            #6
            Re: Blessed Birthday, LEVI JONES!

            HB, Brother Levi, no man rebukes sinners like you do, you make Jesus cry with Joy.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Daisy Mae Johnson
              The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
              Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
              aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15708

              #7
              Re: Blessed Birthday, LEVI JONES!

              HAPPY BIRTHDAY Brother Levi! I baked you one of my famous pies!

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              • Jo Freddie
                Unsaved trash
                Hateful God mocking pirate
                • Apr 2009
                • 6339

                #8
                Re: Blessed Birthday, LEVI JONES!

                Happy Birthday

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                • Mistress Cookie
                  Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2008
                  • 6790

                  #9
                  Re: Blessed Birthday, LEVI JONES!

                  No one wants your foul spaghetti mess here

                  How rude!

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                  • Mistress Cookie
                    Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 6790

                    #10
                    Re: Blessed Birthday, LEVI JONES!

                    This is what our blessed Levi likes: a cake showing the POWER of CHRIST™

                    Happy Birthday, dear Brother Levi!
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                    • BelieverInGod
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                      • Feb 2010
                      • 9269

                      #11
                      Re: Blessed Birthday, LEVI JONES!

                      Happy Birthday Brother.
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                      • Levi Jones
                        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                         
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 13930

                        #12
                        Re: Blessed Birthday, LEVI JONES!

                        Thank you, brothers and sisters.

                        When Wilder saw the long winter, she saw a winter bleak and dark and bereft of hope. Yet we know that winter is just another step in the cycle of life. But standing here among the people of Freehold and basking in the warmth of their hearths and hearts, I couldn't imagine a better fate than a long and lustrous winter.
                        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #13
                          Re: Blessed Birthday, LEVI JONES!

                          We're all expecting you at my place for a birthday barbecue this Sunday after services. I'll have the 60" flatscreens on so we can watch the Superbowl.

                          Happy Birthday, brother.

                          Luke 15:23 And bring hither the fatted calf, and kill it; and let us eat, and be merry
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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