I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

[James Dewitt]

Brothers and Sisters, I just wanted to drop a line that I will be out of the state for a couple of weeks. Cell phones and computers are not allowed at the retreat. I know how upset many of you are when people are missing from church, and I did not want to worry you.
I have asked Brother Hutchins to look after my affairs during this time. He will be acting CEO of Dewitt Corp.

YIC James.

[Jedediah]

Re: I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

Do you need a form to set up automatic bank draft for your tithes while you are out? This can be set up over the phone as well, if you have your account number and routing number handy.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

Looking forward to your return, brother. Enjoy your time away.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

Bring back pictures and video!

[James Hutchins]

Re: I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

Now, everybody just calm down. I am in charge.... heheh , reminds me of old Al Haig, remember him?

Brother Dewitt's tithing will continue. He is not taking his accounting staff with him.

Private to Rev. Osborne - I have the IP address of the private VPN, I'll PM it to you.

To everyone: The rumors of Brother Dewitt's retreat being a Federal Facility in Connecticut are not provable.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

Brothers and Sisters, I just wanted to drop a line that I will be out of the state for a couple of weeks. Cell phones and computers are not allowed at the retreat. I know how upset many of you are when people are missing from church, and I did not want to worry you.
I have asked Brother Hutchins to look after my affairs during this time. He will be acting CEO of Dewitt Corp.

YIC James.

Yea, I've been there before.

Ask for Vicki at the Thai Massage Parlor Christian Supply Shoppe.

[Sledge Riprock]

Re: I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

Can I come? I can Mop and Clean there TOO! Do you Need a RIDE? My Truck is a FORD, the Gas tank is FULL!! Glory!

[James Dewitt]

Re: I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

I managed to find a computer, just wanted to say Hi from Shaolin Monastery Peace be with you.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

I managed to find a computer, just wanted to say Hi from Shaolin Monastery Peace be with you.

Boodists, brother? BOODISTS!?

Um... is there something you want to tell us?

I'm hoping you're over there trying to convert those Godless Chinks to True Christianity™. But why even bother with those heathen commie gook-supporters when there are unsaved American hookers and whatnot in cities like Detroit, just waiting to be filled with Christ's love over and over again?

Brother, I think you know how deeply I respect you and how highly I regard you, but I really need an explanation from you here.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

I was afraid he had gone to the homeland of the papists, Italy. Last time I saw him we got into a very long discussion about the godless government running that country.

[James Hutchins]

Re: I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

Private to True Christians™ only: Brother Dewitt is negotiating to purchase proerty that apparently has some so called "Religously singifcant and historcally critical' flimsy temples and burial grounds on it. The plan is for the Dewitt Corp. to build a plastics factory on the site to make plastic relief images of Jesuses' face, suitable for wall hanging. If anyone knows some people well versed in mountain explosives, pleae email me a resume.

[James Dewitt]

Re: I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

The Four Reliance's
First, rely on the spirit and meaning of the teachings, not on the words;
Second, rely on the teachings, not on the personality of the teacher;
Third, rely on real wisdom, not superficial interpretation;
And fourth, rely on the essence of your pure Wisdom Mind, not on judgmental perceptions.

May peace be with you.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

I'm not familiar with those verses, brother. Are they from the Old or the New Testament?

[PetitionLady]

Re: I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

Brothers and Sisters, I just wanted to drop a line that I will be out of the state for a couple of weeks. Cell phones and computers are not allowed at the retreat. I know how upset many of you are when people are missing from church, and I did not want to worry you.
I have asked Brother Hutchins to look after my affairs during this time. He will be acting CEO of Dewitt Corp.

YIC James.

Thank you for your thoughtfulness in letting us know of your plans; that way we don't worry in your absence.

To those on the outside looking in, this IS the way True Christians treat each other, with consideration.

Amen.

[James Hutchins]

Re: I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

I want to assure all True Christian stockholders of the following companies that everything is fine, that we will as always, beat Wall Streets earning estimates. Please do not pay any mind to the rumors regarding Brother Dewitts' mental status.

The Dewitt Company
Dewitt International, LLC
Dewitt African Manpower, LTD.
Dewitt Tasty Lead Paint Company of China
Dewitt Childrens Toys and Domestic Help Corpororation of China
Dewitt Landscaping of Juarez and Iowa, LLC.
Dewitt Yellowcake Offshore Disposal, Inc.
The Dewitt Bank of the Grand Caymans
Dewitt Investments of Andorra