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  • James Dewitt
    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
    • Jan 2010
    • 6267

    #1

    I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

    Brothers and Sisters, I just wanted to drop a line that I will be out of the state for a couple of weeks. Cell phones and computers are not allowed at the retreat. I know how upset many of you are when people are missing from church, and I did not want to worry you.
    I have asked Brother Hutchins to look after my affairs during this time. He will be acting CEO of Dewitt Corp.

    YIC James.
  • Jedediah
    True Christian™ Creation Scientist
    Fisher of Men
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2010
    • 6824

    #2
    Re: I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

    Do you need a form to set up automatic bank draft for your tithes while you are out? This can be set up over the phone as well, if you have your account number and routing number handy.
    II Thessalonians 1:7-9
    And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
    In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
    Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



    The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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    • Brother Enoch
      The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2008
      • 4392

      #3
      Re: I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

      Looking forward to your return, brother. Enjoy your time away.

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      • Rev. Jim Osborne
        True Christian™ Televangelist
        Director of Fundraising and Tithing
        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 8622

        #4
        Re: I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

        Bring back pictures and video!

        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453

          #5
          Re: I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

          Now, everybody just calm down. I am in charge.... heheh , reminds me of old Al Haig, remember him?

          Brother Dewitt's tithing will continue. He is not taking his accounting staff with him.

          Private to Rev. Osborne - I have the IP address of the private VPN, I'll PM it to you.

          To everyone: The rumors of Brother Dewitt's retreat being a Federal Facility in Connecticut are not provable.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

            Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
            Brothers and Sisters, I just wanted to drop a line that I will be out of the state for a couple of weeks. Cell phones and computers are not allowed at the retreat. I know how upset many of you are when people are missing from church, and I did not want to worry you.
            I have asked Brother Hutchins to look after my affairs during this time. He will be acting CEO of Dewitt Corp.

            YIC James.
            Yea, I've been there before.

            Ask for Vicki at the Thai Massage Parlor Christian Supply Shoppe.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Sledge Riprock
              The Lord's Favorite Head Trauma Victim
              Forum Member
              • Aug 2008
              • 188

              #7
              Re: I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

              Can I come? I can Mop and Clean there TOO! Do you Need a RIDE? My Truck is a FORD, the Gas tank is FULL!! Glory!
              A Faithful Servant of the Lord sent by God to help Save The Future!

              Repent; or else I will come unto thee quickly, and will fight against them with the sword of my mouth. Revelation 2:16
              sigpic
              A MAN, A PLAN, A PLATFORM, A FORD TRUCK, SLEDGE!

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              • James Dewitt
                #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                • Jan 2010
                • 6267

                #8
                Re: I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

                I managed to find a computer, just wanted to say Hi from Shaolin Monastery Peace be with you.

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                • Brother Enoch
                  The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2008
                  • 4392

                  #9
                  Re: I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

                  Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                  I managed to find a computer, just wanted to say Hi from Shaolin Monastery Peace be with you.
                  Boodists, brother? BOODISTS!?

                  Um... is there something you want to tell us?

                  I'm hoping you're over there trying to convert those Godless Chinks to True Christianity™. But why even bother with those heathen commie gook-supporters when there are unsaved American hookers and whatnot in cities like Detroit, just waiting to be filled with Christ's love over and over again?

                  Brother, I think you know how deeply I respect you and how highly I regard you, but I really need an explanation from you here.

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                  • Benedict A. Davis
                    Winning Souls in his Winnebago
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2010
                    • 3900

                    #10
                    Re: I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

                    I was afraid he had gone to the homeland of the papists, Italy. Last time I saw him we got into a very long discussion about the godless government running that country.
                    sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                    Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                    Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                    Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29453

                      #11
                      Re: I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

                      Private to True Christians™ only: Brother Dewitt is negotiating to purchase proerty that apparently has some so called "Religously singifcant and historcally critical' flimsy temples and burial grounds on it. The plan is for the Dewitt Corp. to build a plastics factory on the site to make plastic relief images of Jesuses' face, suitable for wall hanging. If anyone knows some people well versed in mountain explosives, pleae email me a resume.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • James Dewitt
                        #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 6267

                        #12
                        Re: I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

                        The Four Reliance's
                        First, rely on the spirit and meaning of the teachings, not on the words;
                        Second, rely on the teachings, not on the personality of the teacher;
                        Third, rely on real wisdom, not superficial interpretation;
                        And fourth, rely on the essence of your pure Wisdom Mind, not on judgmental perceptions.

                        May peace be with you.
                        Attached Files

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                        • Brother Enoch
                          The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2008
                          • 4392

                          #13
                          Re: I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

                          I'm not familiar with those verses, brother. Are they from the Old or the New Testament?

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                          • PetitionLady
                            Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
                            Forum Member
                            • Nov 2010
                            • 883

                            #14
                            Re: I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

                            Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                            Brothers and Sisters, I just wanted to drop a line that I will be out of the state for a couple of weeks. Cell phones and computers are not allowed at the retreat. I know how upset many of you are when people are missing from church, and I did not want to worry you.
                            I have asked Brother Hutchins to look after my affairs during this time. He will be acting CEO of Dewitt Corp.

                            YIC James.
                            Thank you for your thoughtfulness in letting us know of your plans; that way we don't worry in your absence.

                            To those on the outside looking in, this IS the way True Christians treat each other, with consideration.

                            Amen.
                            But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                            him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                            ~Matt. 10:33

                            ~~~~~~~
                            Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                            • James Hutchins
                              True Christian™
                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                               
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 29453

                              #15
                              Re: I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

                              I want to assure all True Christian stockholders of the following companies that everything is fine, that we will as always, beat Wall Streets earning estimates. Please do not pay any mind to the rumors regarding Brother Dewitts' mental status.

                              The Dewitt Company
                              Dewitt International, LLC
                              Dewitt African Manpower, LTD.
                              Dewitt Tasty Lead Paint Company of China
                              Dewitt Childrens Toys and Domestic Help Corpororation of China
                              Dewitt Landscaping of Juarez and Iowa, LLC.
                              Dewitt Yellowcake Offshore Disposal, Inc.
                              The Dewitt Bank of the Grand Caymans
                              Dewitt Investments of Andorra
                              Last edited by James Hutchins; 02-20-2011, 12:57 AM.
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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