[PetitionLady]

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I've been praying that no Panda Bears were harmed in the Earthquake or Tsunami. The japs got their due reward... I hope the bears are ok, though.

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May God bless your heart for thinking of His innocent creatures. I'll gladly join in your prayers for the pandas. The japs should send them to our zoos and pay us for housing and loving them.

[SUV]

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I'll gladly join in your prayers for the pandas.

Me too. But something tells me they're the main ingredients on poo-poo Platters all over that Country already

[PetitionLady]

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Me too. But something tells me they're the main ingredients on poo-poo Platters all over that Country already

Sister, I dread that thought. The pandas may very well be the only innocent life in all of Japan.

Still we pray.

[Larry Lee]

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The pandas may very well be the only innocent life in all of Japan.

Not so fast, Sister. Our Lord God has provided the under-sized Nippers with many examples of His creation, as pointers to His laudable behavior and Provenance.

Take, for example, the cute Japanese monkey-things, which like to soak together in hot tubs! They're so adorable! and they're an obvious testimony -- for those who has eyes to see -- of our Lord God's steadfast love for His creation.

There are so many examples.

Think of the beautiful long-legged Japanese crane, with it's heraldic patch of red on the shoulder. And the graceful Japanese iris, with it's sword-like, sharp leaves, which speak only of the avenging wrath of our righteous God. Do I even need to mention the chrysanthemum, which speaks only of divinity and the honor bestowed upon those who serve our Lord God unto death itself?

The Japanese are surrounded by Godly signs, which they have ignored for too long. We can't fault our God for loosing his temper with the Japanese.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Take, for example, the cute Japanese monkey-things, which like to soak together in hot tubs! They're so adorable! and they're an obvious testimony -- for those who has eyes to see -- of our Lord God's steadfast love for His creation.

Um, do you mean Japanese businessmen, Brother Larry?

[Brother Alex]

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Praise Jesus! It seems as God has finally brought His anger upon those filthy chinks.

Psalm 55:15 Let death seize upon them, and let them go down quick into hell: for wickedness is in their dwellings, and among them.

[Great_fool]

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Sup faggots. So just a question: How many of you have undergone psychiatric evalutation? I'm convinced almost all of you have a cerebral defect of some kind. Your ability to blindly and ignorantly follow, to the word, a book that has been written by potentially countless people, (most likely by those with mental defects themselves) and base your trivial lives around it, baffles me.

I shouldn't be harsh in my opinion though, most of you zombies are the result of inbreeding. As such, you are brought up sheltered, by people with close-minded opinions (not to mention born from the same mother).

How you can emphasise your personal hateful opinions and brand it as a "Christian" view point is also impressively retarded.

Anyway. I'll continue to browse this ridiculous forum (until my eventual ban) and try to study how your brains work. Judging by what this forum stands for, it's not hard to see your intelligence isn't very high. So this won't take long.

Cheers, Humanity.

Ps. How are your sex lives? Truth be told, some people just need a good ol' dicking to jump back to reality. Or even the ever popular blow-job. Try it! You'll thank me later.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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How you can emphasise your personal hateful opinions and brand it as a "Christian" view point is also impressively retarded.

Feel free to prove us wrong, using the King James Bible.

Ps. How are your sex lives? Truth be told, some people just need a good ol' dicking to jump back to reality. Or even the ever popular blow-job. Try it! You'll thank me later.

Spare us your cheesy sodomite pickup lines.

[Great_fool]

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Spare us your cheesy sodomite pickup lines.

You should probably spare yourself whatever cheesy pussy you may be tapping pastor Isaac. You deserve better! If sex with the Mrs is no good for you anymore, masturbation is completely natural. I've named my buddy "MOBY". Have you named yours? What about "King James".

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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You should probably spare yourself whatever cheesy pussy you may be tapping pastor Isaac. You deserve better! If sex with the Mrs is no good for you anymore, masturbation is completely natural. I've named my buddy "MOBY". Have you named yours? What about "King James".

This is a thread about Japan, not your depraved fantasies about our Pastors.

Getting back on topic, I swear I recognize this young lady from my last visit to Freehold.

How wonderful that she and her prayer group have encouraged God to work His Holy Wrath upon Japan! As she says, He "SHOOK the country of Japan, he literally grabbed the country by the shoulders and said, ‘Hey, look, I’m here!’ It’s just so amazing to see how God can answer prayers like this, and I am just so overjoyed and so encouraged . . . with just one day of prayer, with two days of prayer . . ."

How wonderful! I had no idea it was something Christians were praying for!

Our God is indeed an awesome God. What could better convince atheists that God is real and loves them -- Pamela's stated goal -- than the drowning and crushing of thousands of atheistic Japanese without warning?


Here is a link in case the video won't play here.

[Remy Lebeau]

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This is a thread about Japan, not your depraved fantasies about our Pastors.

Getting back on topic, I swear I recognize this young lady from my last visit to Freehold.

How wonderful that she and her prayer group have encouraged God to work His Holy Wrath upon Japan! As she says, He "SHOOK the country of Japan, he literally grabbed the country by the shoulders and said, ‘Hey, look, I’m here!’ It’s just so amazing to see how God can answer prayers like this, and I am just so overjoyed and so encouraged . . . with just one day of prayer, with two days of prayer . . ."

How wonderful! I had no idea it was something Christians were praying for!

Our God is indeed an awesome God. What could better convince atheists that God is real and loves them -- Pamela's stated goal -- than the drowning and crushing of thousands of atheistic Japanese without warning?


Here is a link in case the video won't play here.

Does anyone know if she is married? I know plenty of True Christian™ bachelors who are very excited about this one. Her father will receive quite the dowry if it comes to a bidding war. What a catch she is.

[face_psalm]

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so you are all telling me that you prayed for the death of thousands of people? many christians? and also what about Auckland (New Zealand) was that also a religious calling? were all the satanists and evil dooers in that place culled?? this is rediculous i dont really understand how you could want so many people to die for such stupid reasons. just wondering. i mean why dont all you go out with your guns and go kill someone you know who doesnt believe in god?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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so you are all telling me that you prayed for the death of thousands of people? many christians? and also what about Auckland (New Zealand) was that also a religious calling? were all the satanists and evil dooers in that place culled?? this is rediculous i dont really understand how you could want so many people to die for such stupid reasons. just wondering. i mean why dont all you go out with your guns and go kill someone you know who doesnt believe in god?

Because we are commanded to obey secular laws.

2 Chronicles 15:13
Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

[Born Again Bob]

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i mean why dont all you go out with your guns and go kill someone you know who doesnt believe in god?

Dear Friend,

Are you using these Godly forums to advocate for murder?

Yours in Him,
BAB

[Robert Jones]

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so you are all telling me that you prayed for the death of thousands of people? many christians? and also what about Auckland (New Zealand) was that also a religious calling? were all the satanists and evil dooers in that place culled?? this is rediculous i dont really understand how you could want so many people to die for such stupid reasons. just wondering. i mean why dont all you go out with your guns and go kill someone you know who doesnt believe in god?

If they were True Christians™ they wouldn't have died now would they?

Psalm 121:7 The LORD shall preserve thee from all evil: he shall preserve thy soul.

Psalm 91:11 For he shall give his angels charge over thee, To keep thee in all thy ways.

God would have protected them, wouldn't He? These people clearly weren't Christians and got what they deserved. They had their chance, and missed it.