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  • PetitionLady
    Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
    Forum Member
    • Nov 2010
    • 883

    #91
    Re: Japs get their due!

    Originally posted by Robert Jones View Post
    I've been praying that no Panda Bears were harmed in the Earthquake or Tsunami. The japs got their due reward... I hope the bears are ok, though.

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    May God bless your heart for thinking of His innocent creatures. I'll gladly join in your prayers for the pandas. The japs should send them to our zoos and pay us for housing and loving them.
    But whosoever shall deny me before men,
    him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
    ~Matt. 10:33

    ~~~~~~~
    Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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    • SUV
      True Christian™ Princess
      The Driving Force behind RA12
      Have at it, anytime!
      • Sep 2006
      • 11027

      #92
      Re: Japs get their due!

      Originally posted by PetitionLady View Post
      I'll gladly join in your prayers for the pandas.
      Me too. But something tells me they're the main ingredients on poo-poo Platters all over that Country already

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      • PetitionLady
        Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
        Forum Member
        • Nov 2010
        • 883

        #93
        Re: Japs get their due!

        Originally posted by SUV View Post
        Me too. But something tells me they're the main ingredients on poo-poo Platters all over that Country already
        Sister, I dread that thought. The pandas may very well be the only innocent life in all of Japan.

        Still we pray.
        But whosoever shall deny me before men,
        him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
        ~Matt. 10:33

        ~~~~~~~
        Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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        • Larry Lee
          Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
          True Christian™ Theologian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 4464

          #94
          Re: Japs get their due!

          Originally posted by PetitionLady View Post
          The pandas may very well be the only innocent life in all of Japan.
          Not so fast, Sister. Our Lord God has provided the under-sized Nippers with many examples of His creation, as pointers to His laudable behavior and Provenance.

          Take, for example, the cute Japanese monkey-things, which like to soak together in hot tubs! They're so adorable! and they're an obvious testimony -- for those who has eyes to see -- of our Lord God's steadfast love for His creation.

          There are so many examples.

          Think of the beautiful long-legged Japanese crane, with it's heraldic patch of red on the shoulder. And the graceful Japanese iris, with it's sword-like, sharp leaves, which speak only of the avenging wrath of our righteous God. Do I even need to mention the chrysanthemum, which speaks only of divinity and the honor bestowed upon those who serve our Lord God unto death itself?

          The Japanese are surrounded by Godly signs, which they have ignored for too long. We can't fault our God for loosing his temper with the Japanese.
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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #95
            Re: Japs get their due!

            Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
            Take, for example, the cute Japanese monkey-things, which like to soak together in hot tubs! They're so adorable! and they're an obvious testimony -- for those who has eyes to see -- of our Lord God's steadfast love for His creation.
            Um, do you mean Japanese businessmen, Brother Larry?
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • Brother Alex
              True Christian™ Creation Cosmologist
              Strong in Spirit and Filled With Christ's Wisdom
              A Greater Genius Than Einstein, Hawking, and Sagan Combined
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2010
              • 860

              #96
              Re: Japs get their due!

              Praise Jesus! It seems as God has finally brought His anger upon those filthy chinks.
              Psalm 55:15 Let death seize upon them, and let them go down quick into hell: for wickedness is in their dwellings, and among them.
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              • Great_fool
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Mar 2011
                • 3

                #97
                Re: Japs get their due!

                Sup faggots. So just a question: How many of you have undergone psychiatric evalutation? I'm convinced almost all of you have a cerebral defect of some kind. Your ability to blindly and ignorantly follow, to the word, a book that has been written by potentially countless people, (most likely by those with mental defects themselves) and base your trivial lives around it, baffles me.

                I shouldn't be harsh in my opinion though, most of you zombies are the result of inbreeding. As such, you are brought up sheltered, by people with close-minded opinions (not to mention born from the same mother).

                How you can emphasise your personal hateful opinions and brand it as a "Christian" view point is also impressively retarded.

                Anyway. I'll continue to browse this ridiculous forum (until my eventual ban) and try to study how your brains work. Judging by what this forum stands for, it's not hard to see your intelligence isn't very high. So this won't take long.

                Cheers, Humanity.

                Ps. How are your sex lives? Truth be told, some people just need a good ol' dicking to jump back to reality. Or even the ever popular blow-job. Try it! You'll thank me later.

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                • Pastor Isaac Peters
                  Senior Pastor
                  Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                  Always Biblically correct
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 10639

                  #98
                  Re: Japs get their due!

                  Originally posted by Great_warrior View Post
                  How you can emphasise your personal hateful opinions and brand it as a "Christian" view point is also impressively retarded.
                  Feel free to prove us wrong, using the King James Bible.

                  Ps. How are your sex lives? Truth be told, some people just need a good ol' dicking to jump back to reality. Or even the ever popular blow-job. Try it! You'll thank me later.
                  Spare us your cheesy sodomite pickup lines.
                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                  • Great_fool
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 3

                    #99
                    Re: Japs get their due!

                    Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post

                    Spare us your cheesy sodomite pickup lines.

                    You should probably spare yourself whatever cheesy pussy you may be tapping pastor Isaac. You deserve better! If sex with the Mrs is no good for you anymore, masturbation is completely natural. I've named my buddy "MOBY". Have you named yours? What about "King James".

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                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2008
                      • 13996

                      #100
                      Re: Japs get their due!

                      Originally posted by Great_fool View Post
                      You should probably spare yourself whatever cheesy pussy you may be tapping pastor Isaac. You deserve better! If sex with the Mrs is no good for you anymore, masturbation is completely natural. I've named my buddy "MOBY". Have you named yours? What about "King James".
                      This is a thread about Japan, not your depraved fantasies about our Pastors.

                      Getting back on topic, I swear I recognize this young lady from my last visit to Freehold.

                      How wonderful that she and her prayer group have encouraged God to work His Holy Wrath upon Japan! As she says, He "SHOOK the country of Japan, he literally grabbed the country by the shoulders and said, ‘Hey, look, I’m here!’ It’s just so amazing to see how God can answer prayers like this, and I am just so overjoyed and so encouraged . . . with just one day of prayer, with two days of prayer . . ."



                      How wonderful! I had no idea it was something Christians were praying for!

                      Our God is indeed an awesome God. What could better convince atheists that God is real and loves them -- Pamela's stated goal -- than the drowning and crushing of thousands of atheistic Japanese without warning?


                      Here is a link in case the video won't play here.
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • Remy Lebeau
                        LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
                        President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
                        Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 2058

                        #101
                        Re: Japs get their due!

                        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                        This is a thread about Japan, not your depraved fantasies about our Pastors.

                        Getting back on topic, I swear I recognize this young lady from my last visit to Freehold.

                        How wonderful that she and her prayer group have encouraged God to work His Holy Wrath upon Japan! As she says, He "SHOOK the country of Japan, he literally grabbed the country by the shoulders and said, ‘Hey, look, I’m here!’ It’s just so amazing to see how God can answer prayers like this, and I am just so overjoyed and so encouraged . . . with just one day of prayer, with two days of prayer . . ."



                        How wonderful! I had no idea it was something Christians were praying for!

                        Our God is indeed an awesome God. What could better convince atheists that God is real and loves them -- Pamela's stated goal -- than the drowning and crushing of thousands of atheistic Japanese without warning?


                        Here is a link in case the video won't play here.
                        Does anyone know if she is married? I know plenty of True Christian™ bachelors who are very excited about this one. Her father will receive quite the dowry if it comes to a bidding war. What a catch she is.
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                        • face_psalm
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 1

                          #102
                          Re: Japs get their due!

                          so you are all telling me that you prayed for the death of thousands of people? many christians? and also what about Auckland (New Zealand) was that also a religious calling? were all the satanists and evil dooers in that place culled?? this is rediculous i dont really understand how you could want so many people to die for such stupid reasons. just wondering. i mean why dont all you go out with your guns and go kill someone you know who doesnt believe in god?

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78552

                            #103
                            Re: Japs get their due!

                            Originally posted by face_palm View Post
                            so you are all telling me that you prayed for the death of thousands of people? many christians? and also what about Auckland (New Zealand) was that also a religious calling? were all the satanists and evil dooers in that place culled?? this is rediculous i dont really understand how you could want so many people to die for such stupid reasons. just wondering. i mean why dont all you go out with your guns and go kill someone you know who doesnt believe in god?
                            Because we are commanded to obey secular laws.

                            2 Chronicles 15:13
                            Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                            • Born Again Bob
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 2318

                              #104
                              Re: Japs get their due!

                              Originally posted by face_palm View Post
                              i mean why dont all you go out with your guns and go kill someone you know who doesnt believe in god?
                              Dear Friend,

                              Are you using these Godly forums to advocate for murder?

                              Yours in Him,
                              BAB

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                              • Robert Jones
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Mar 2010
                                • 333

                                #105
                                Re: Japs get their due!

                                Originally posted by face_palm View Post
                                so you are all telling me that you prayed for the death of thousands of people? many christians? and also what about Auckland (New Zealand) was that also a religious calling? were all the satanists and evil dooers in that place culled?? this is rediculous i dont really understand how you could want so many people to die for such stupid reasons. just wondering. i mean why dont all you go out with your guns and go kill someone you know who doesnt believe in god?
                                If they were True Christians™ they wouldn't have died now would they?

                                Psalm 121:7 The LORD shall preserve thee from all evil: he shall preserve thy soul.

                                Psalm 91:11 For he shall give his angels charge over thee,
                                To keep thee in all thy ways.

                                God would have protected them, wouldn't He? These people clearly weren't Christians and got what they deserved. They had their chance, and missed it.
                                Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell. Proverbs 23:13



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