I am a member in good standing here at Landover Baptist and it in this capacity that I am writing directly to the dope fiends and smokers that may be lurking here just to mock our precious Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.
I dont like you.
Thats right I dont like you or your kind. You make me sick and I pray daily for you to all die and just go to Hell before your frantic promiscuosity creates yet another generation of flower people and dope addicts for me to contend with. I am extremely hopeful that any of my great grandchildren will never meet a hippy or dope fiend because they would be extinct. Hopefully the Rapture will handle this long before they are born.
I dont like your lice ridden hair or the offensive fog of odor you carry with you like a soggy mildewed blanket soaked in patchouli and essence of foot. Living under bridges and in flophouses and apartments cant be good for you and cramped quarters makes you skinny and weak. It makes it easy for a good Samaritan to grab you and hold you under a hose until you are clean and crisp as a December morning. It isn't like anyone would mind.
I dont like the way you talk or the things you say when you do talk. Its like listening to an idiot describe the Bible. I can see you when you come up to me in the parkinglot after church asking for change and hoping for money to buy your infernal drugs and weeds. Missing and green teeth, sores in your leathery skin and slutty/ill fitting clothes from the shelter where you work as a prostitute to support your habit. Thats why being homeless is illegal in Freehold.
I know its hard being forgotten by the Lord. I know eating and having sex and doing dope might seem like fun things and like something someone like you may wish to participate in. I know how hard it is to resist being a sinful blaspheming scumbag because its so easy for you to do. Doing drugs is not going to make your parents love you and it wont make Jesus love you either, think about it. Having a child thats a faggot doper or a cracked out pothead would make you think twice about letting them move in with you. The same thing with Heaven. Jesus keeps the riff raff out with the rulebook(Bible) and it says right in the middle that you should NOT abuse your body. Or have the gay sex. Those things are pretty much common sense anyway. Drugs are bad. Gays are too. And Mexicans.
You see thats wrong dont you? You cant just strip down naked and roll around with strangers all the time. You cant smoke and lick everything you see trying to get a buzzed head of clouds or whatever. Being overweight and dirty is no way to make friends and you know it. Take a bath and wash your filthy hair. Stop doing them drugs and snorting that acid and pills. You have to be clean enough to love Jesus because He doesn't like drugged out sex freaks obviously. You cant smoke your way to Heaven. That just isnt going to happen sunshine. You need to wake up and take a bong load of Jesus right in the veins. Theres no high like going to Heaven when you die.
And stay off my property! If I see another hippy professor picking up indian rocks in my fields I am going to grab my two barrel shotgun and go nerd hunting. I can tell they are out there smoking pot too because every time I talk to one of them they blather endlessly about cloves or prehistoric settlements and all sorts of weird daydreams. I keep telling these freaks to read the Bible and theyd know those indians were only there a few hundred years ago. Scientists are dopers.
Probably pot because it makes you stupid.
I dont like you.
Thats right I dont like you or your kind. You make me sick and I pray daily for you to all die and just go to Hell before your frantic promiscuosity creates yet another generation of flower people and dope addicts for me to contend with. I am extremely hopeful that any of my great grandchildren will never meet a hippy or dope fiend because they would be extinct. Hopefully the Rapture will handle this long before they are born.
I dont like your lice ridden hair or the offensive fog of odor you carry with you like a soggy mildewed blanket soaked in patchouli and essence of foot. Living under bridges and in flophouses and apartments cant be good for you and cramped quarters makes you skinny and weak. It makes it easy for a good Samaritan to grab you and hold you under a hose until you are clean and crisp as a December morning. It isn't like anyone would mind.
I dont like the way you talk or the things you say when you do talk. Its like listening to an idiot describe the Bible. I can see you when you come up to me in the parkinglot after church asking for change and hoping for money to buy your infernal drugs and weeds. Missing and green teeth, sores in your leathery skin and slutty/ill fitting clothes from the shelter where you work as a prostitute to support your habit. Thats why being homeless is illegal in Freehold.
I know its hard being forgotten by the Lord. I know eating and having sex and doing dope might seem like fun things and like something someone like you may wish to participate in. I know how hard it is to resist being a sinful blaspheming scumbag because its so easy for you to do. Doing drugs is not going to make your parents love you and it wont make Jesus love you either, think about it. Having a child thats a faggot doper or a cracked out pothead would make you think twice about letting them move in with you. The same thing with Heaven. Jesus keeps the riff raff out with the rulebook(Bible) and it says right in the middle that you should NOT abuse your body. Or have the gay sex. Those things are pretty much common sense anyway. Drugs are bad. Gays are too. And Mexicans.
You see thats wrong dont you? You cant just strip down naked and roll around with strangers all the time. You cant smoke and lick everything you see trying to get a buzzed head of clouds or whatever. Being overweight and dirty is no way to make friends and you know it. Take a bath and wash your filthy hair. Stop doing them drugs and snorting that acid and pills. You have to be clean enough to love Jesus because He doesn't like drugged out sex freaks obviously. You cant smoke your way to Heaven. That just isnt going to happen sunshine. You need to wake up and take a bong load of Jesus right in the veins. Theres no high like going to Heaven when you die.
And stay off my property! If I see another hippy professor picking up indian rocks in my fields I am going to grab my two barrel shotgun and go nerd hunting. I can tell they are out there smoking pot too because every time I talk to one of them they blather endlessly about cloves or prehistoric settlements and all sorts of weird daydreams. I keep telling these freaks to read the Bible and theyd know those indians were only there a few hundred years ago. Scientists are dopers.
Probably pot because it makes you stupid.

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