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  • Nobar King
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    Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

    Originally posted by Defiled View Post
    The NSX is a holy car. The sound you hear when V-TEC engages is the sound of angels singing a hymn.
    Good try, but we don't really judge our cars on how they sound.

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  • Defiled
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    Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

    Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
    Actually it sounds more like a choking nip.
    Lol how do you know how a choking "nip" sounds like? Do you like stuffing your cock down their throat? Homosexual alert! I hope you will one day be able to turn away from the sinful act of homoerotic sex. May God have mercy on you!

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  • Christianity
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    Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

    I should have not googled up that image of what it looks like after coming upon this topic, I now say to my friends that if they buy... whatever that is, I will never speak to them ever again.

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  • Wide-Open
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    Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

    Originally posted by Defiled View Post
    The NSX is a holy car. The sound you hear when V-TEC engages is the sound of angels singing a hymn.
    Actually it sounds more like a choking nip.

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  • Defiled
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    Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

    The NSX is a holy car. The sound you hear when V-TEC engages is the sound of angels singing a hymn.

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  • Nobar King
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    Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

    Originally posted by muffser View Post
    So why haven't God cursed me, or my wallet yet?
    Has He blessed you with a beautiful wife and several dutiful children?

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  • muffser
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    Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    My wife's V70 AWD with a 6 speed Getrag, 350 RWHP, with her driving (a little only lady, nearly 60-she like jail bait, that's me ) would make sushi of your rice rocket.... Please.....

    And the Rev.'s car smokes my wife's. You had best go back to racing old people with scooters at the mall.

    Uhm, the Volvo V70 AWD is a 2wd car with a Haldex that connects the rear wheels when the front wheels start to spin. So no, it does not have 350 RWHP

    Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
    Didn't you hear boy? My SL65 and Brother James' wife's Volvo would tear up your Honda. We are good Christian men and Jesus has rewarded us with worldly pleasures for spreading the Word of God© to the unsaved masses. You drive a four-banger Honda so ask yourself what you've been doing in life to piss off Jesus?
    Reducing your faith and your God into a meager pissing contest about "who owns the most expensive cars" is amusing. Since I don't believe in your God I can inform you that I have a '08 Volvo S80 D5 AWD with all options and a Toyota Supra i like to toy around with when I'm bored. So why haven't God cursed me, or my wallet yet?

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  • Patriarch Jon
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    Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
    You're reading way too much into this. The KJV is inerrant. Now please read the resources I gave you.
    Correct if you mean the KJV1611 bible. Unfortunately some misguided souls thought they might improve on the truely inspired version and it's taken centuries to repair the mistakes.

    Fortunately today KJV1611 bibles are available for anyone who wants to be inspired by scripture as god intended.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

    Originally posted by GoldenTwo View Post
    Ok. I think I see why I am failing. How I have been so blind! Forgive my sins for speaking shamefully about the true superior King James Bible.

    Please, teach me your ways and give me salvation. I BEG YOU ALL!
    Only Jesus can give you Salvation(c). Only He can wash your filthy degenerate sins away with His blood.

    1 John 1:7 But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.

    1 John 3:6 Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.

    Revelation 1:5 And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood,
    If you'd like to make a fresh start, why not make a thread of your own in the "introductions" forum and tell us about the perverted lifestyle you want to give up? We'd all like to hear your testimony.

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  • GoldenTwo
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    Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

    Ok. I think I see why I am failing. How I have been so blind! Forgive my sins for speaking shamefully about the true superior King James Bible.

    Please, teach me your ways and give me salvation. I BEG YOU ALL!

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  • Meek and Humble
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    Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

    Keep reading. I don't think you've clicked on all of the links yet.

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  • GoldenTwo
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    Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
    You're reading way too much into this. The KJV is inerrant. Now please read the resources I gave you.
    Please, read my first post on this page. I quoted said text from your resource page and responded accordingly.

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  • Meek and Humble
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    Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

    You're reading way too much into this. The KJV is inerrant. Now please read the resources I gave you.

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  • GoldenTwo
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    Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
    King James didn't translate the Bible. He authorized a team of scholars to translate it. Please read the information posted above to see why it is the most reliable Bible translation available in the English language.
    By you stating that "it is the most reliable Bible.." you kinda admit that it is not 100% perfect, it is just the most reliable. As such, there might be errors and wrongly interpreted texts. So I guess when reading the Bible one should apply common sense instead of blind reliance?!

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  • Meek and Humble
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    Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

    King James didn't translate the Bible. He authorized a team of scholars to translate it. Please read the information posted above to see why it is the most reliable Bible translation available in the English language.

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