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  • GoldenTwo
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    JennyD, will you marry me if I recieve my Salvation and become True Christian™?

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  • JennyD
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    Originally posted by ilvgod View Post
    UPDATE everyone!
    It has come to my attention that God loves all people, of all nationalities, we are all his children and must coexist as a family.
    Please show me where the Bible says this.
    Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
    That is not true at all. The only true Bible is the KJV 1611. One of the proofs of this is that God dictated a true Bible to be written in 1611 in English...at a time before England became a world power. Only God could've had the foresight to know in the future (present day) that English is the most popular language around the world!

    Other Bibles are in existence because God is testing us. He has given us Free Will and that is why other religions are in existence and why there is evil in the world.
    Thank you, Rev. Osborne, for answering this so brilliantly!

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  • Rev. Jim Osborne
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    Originally posted by GoldenTwo View Post
    JennyD, you are basicly saying that all Bibles are correct.

    Because if they were wrong they would've been removed/changed by almighty God. Glad we agree.
    That is not true at all. The only true Bible is the KJV 1611. One of the proofs of this is that God dictated a true Bible to be written in 1611 in English...at a time before England became a world power. Only God could've had the foresight to know in the future (present day) that English is the most popular language around the world!

    Other Bibles are in existence because God is testing us. He has given us Free Will and that is why other religions are in existence and why there is evil in the world.

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  • GoldenTwo
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    Originally posted by JennyD View Post
    Tell me, GoldenPoo:

    Is God, Creator of the universe, omnipotent (all-powerful)?

    Is God, who will judge each person's entire life at Judgment, omniscient (all-knowing)?

    If your answer is yes, then He knows exactly what the KJV1611 says, and has the ability to change every Bible in the world simultaneously if they do not say what He wants us to read.

    If your answer is no, then I assume you are an atheist, and see no point in discussing the Bible with you at all, since you are only here to mock God and attempt to steer us from Him to your Satanic ways.
    JennyD, you are basicly saying that all Bibles are correct.

    Because if they were wrong they would've been removed/changed by almighty God. Glad we agree.

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  • James Hutchins
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    Hehe, if anyone could appreciate redundancy, I figure it would be you, MP. Got to have backups on SpaceShip Jesus!

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  • Vavoline Johnson
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    An here I thoughts we was talking bout the cars dat da Lawd loves and hates. I was gonna tell y'all dat he loves my 1992 Nissan 240se convertible and my Caddilack Sea-ville da best

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  • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
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    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    The papist catlicks (*) and democrats along with those inscrutable japs did it. They all worked in cahoots.


    * Is this a double negative? Grammar confirmation please
    No, just a redundancy. You could say Papist or you could say Catlick, but you don't need both.

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  • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
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    I should remind everyone here reading this thread that it has been proven that cars can affect people psychologically. Just being in a car and driving it can have irreversible effects on the soul. We have shown that NSXs cause pedophilia....

    But we've also found that Dodge Calibers are the World's Gayest Cars. Whether they cause people to be gay or gay people want to buy them, is up for grabs. Prof. Bessemer's research also discovered that the Santa Claus killer was fine up until the point he rented a Dodge Caliber, and went on a killing spree when confronted by overwhelming homosexual urges.

    HONDA NSX AND THE DODGE CALIBER....TWO PEAS IN A POD.

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  • Vavoline Johnson
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    Originally posted by stupidmormon View Post
    i wish you guys could step away and read this to see how stupid you all sound
    And dats why YOU call yo-self da "stupid moron" Who stupid now?

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  • James Hutchins
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    Originally posted by ilvgod View Post
    If god loves detroit steel so much, why did he put the american auto industry where it is today?

    The papist catlicks (*) and democrats along with those inscrutable japs did it. They all worked in cahoots.


    * Is this a double negative? Grammar confirmation please

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  • ilvgod
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    If god loves detroit steel so much, why did he put the american auto industry where it is today?

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  • JennyD
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    Originally posted by GoldenTwo View Post
    "... The King James translators humbly stated that their work may contain “imperfections and blemishes.” Remember, this is THEIR opinion of THEIR best efforts to better the Word of God in English..."

    Oh I see? So by THEIR interpretation the King James Bible is as it is, which by no means at all justify that this Bible is more correct than others. It is simply a matter of opinion and how oneself interpret the texts.
    Originally posted by GoldenTwo View Post
    By you stating that "it is the most reliable Bible.." you kinda admit that it is not 100% perfect, it is just the most reliable. As such, there might be errors and wrongly interpreted texts. So I guess when reading the Bible one should apply common sense instead of blind reliance?!
    Tell me, GoldenPoo:

    Is God, Creator of the universe, omnipotent (all-powerful)?

    Is God, who will judge each person's entire life at Judgment, omniscient (all-knowing)?

    If your answer is yes, then He knows exactly what the KJV1611 says, and has the ability to change every Bible in the world simultaneously if they do not say what He wants us to read.

    If your answer is no, then I assume you are an atheist, and see no point in discussing the Bible with you at all, since you are only here to mock God and attempt to steer us from Him to your Satanic ways.

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  • James Hutchins
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    Originally posted by ilvgod View Post
    UPDATE everyone!
    It has come to my attention that God loves all people, of all nationalities, we are all his children and must coexist as a family.

    Please do not make racist remarks about cars or anything else.

    P.S. I am not a commie nor a foreigner.

    What are you, some sort of retard?

    You have removed the other potential choices.

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  • ilvgod
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    UPDATE everyone!
    It has come to my attention that God loves all people, of all nationalities, we are all his children and must coexist as a family.

    Please do not make racist remarks about cars or anything else.

    P.S. I am not a commie nor a foreigner.

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  • James Hutchins
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    Originally posted by Defiled View Post
    Lol how do you know how a choking "nip" sounds like? Do you like stuffing your cock down their throat? Homosexual alert! I hope you will one day be able to turn away from the sinful act of homoerotic sex. May God have mercy on you!
    .....And another infant has graced us with her presence.

    Brothers, why are all these car people babies that are incapable of speech?

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