[Mary O'Bryan Thorne]

Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

Young man, whatever "god" you are praying to, please do not include us in those prayers - you are a horrible person but I will pray for you regardless as I am a true Christian and understand that the devil is inside you.

May God bless your wicked soul.

Mary

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

Your arrogance is truly something that God will punish you for. As a man of scripture, you should know more than anyone else that God asks us to be modest. You should perhaps take a moment to analyze yourself and inquire within yourself if this is what God wants of you?

Your correlations between the type of automobile one procures to sexual tendencies is absolutely ludicrous and lack credible and tangible data. furthermore, to attempt to imply that a type of automobile is inherently designed in sin is simply ridiculous.

What I see on this forum is nothing more than extremist who are unable to tolerate anything other then what they have been programmed to believe. Is is truly a shame that your own ignorance to the world has handicapped you in such a manner that you feel the necessity to congregate in this mediocre at best web forum to communally express your hate and prejudices to anything that you are prejudiced to, whether through legit prejudice or prejudiced simply due to ignorance.

Do not waste your time praying for me, as your prayers to God will go on deaf ears as he looks down upon each and everyone of you as sinners and is ashamed that you have twisted and mangled his words to such degree. Instead, i will pray for you all that you find Gods love in everything and that everything comes through him.

-Anonymous Sinner, Anonymous Brother, Anonymous Son, Anonymous believer in God, not fanaticism.

Welcome to God's favorite forum where proper spelling, punctuation, grammar, and sentence structure are always appreciated.

You might want to post your introduction on the introduction forum while you still have time.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[mousey false Christian]

Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

I take it this jab was directed towards me, seeing as I live in a mansion and drive a Mercedes-Benz. Son, do you not know that Jesus rewards his followers? I am a televangelist and my program has been seen by millions worldwide across 90 countries. I've saved countless people and brought them the Good News that Jesus Christ died for their sins! You wouldn't believe how many letters and donations we get from people saying "Thank you, Rev. Jim for guiding me to Jesus. I love your show, you explain what the Bible says in easier terms, and you show us that Christ is the way to salvation."

Look at the Bible quote on my sig. The blessing of the Lord will make you rich. It has made me rich. The Mercedes-Benzes, the mansion, the trips to the Caribbean and French Riviera, the Rolexes, the custom-made Italian suits, those are just modest, material things. They don't make me happy, just comfortable. What makes me happy is knowing that Jesus Christ died for me and I will have eternal life with him! That is true happiness!

I do not steal donations from my church; My hard work is rewarded by Jesus. The cars and clothes are just Jesus' way of saying "Keep up the good work, Jim! You're bringing lots of souls to me! Take this as a small token of my appreciation."

Your arrogance is truly something that God will punish you for. As a man of scripture, you should know more than anyone else that God asks us to be modest. You should perhaps take a moment to analyze yourself and inquire within yourself if this is what God wants of you?

Your correlations between the type of automobile one procures to sexual tendencies is absolutely ludicrous and lack credible and tangible data. furthermore, to attempt to imply that a type of automobile is inherently designed in sin is simply ridiculous.

What I see on this forum is nothing more than extremist who are unable to tolerate anything other then what they have been programmed to believe. Is is truly a shame that your own ignorance to the world has handicapped you in such a manner that you feel the necessity to congregate in this mediocre at best web forum to communally express your hate and prejudices to anything that you are prejudiced to, whether through legit prejudice or prejudiced simply due to ignorance.

Do not waste your time praying for me, as your prayers to God will go on deaf ears as he looks down upon each and everyone of you as sinners and is ashamed that you have twisted and mangled his words to such degree. Instead, i will pray for you all that you find Gods love in everything and that everything comes through him.

-Anonymous Sinner, Anonymous Brother, Anonymous Son, Anonymous believer in God, not fanaticism.

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

Absolutely ridiculous people! Why do you come here to make an account just to whine about cars? Cars will no longer be a necessity by 2012. On December 21, 2012 the Landing of Spaceship Jesus will commence. There will be a bloody war and half of the Earth's population will be dead on that day.

Cars are 20th century. SPACESHIPS ARE THE NEW FRONTIER. You won't be worried about NSXs once you are flying past the speed of light into tachyonic hyperspace, where you then escape the confined prison of Einsteinian Spacetime, and can exist everywhere at once for eternity...

This is possible through Spaceship Jesus.

[RightIsRight]

Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

The acura NSX, like all sports cars made in america and elsewhere, are an ABOMINATION. God let man create cars for one reason, and that reason was to make the travel to church more easy and convenient for us. Sports cars were created by devil worshipers who wanted to public to take their mind off christ and his teachings.

All sports cars should be burned. Theres nothing more a family needs than a giant american SUV.

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

Why must it come to that?

Do I deserve to be banished for simply having an opinion different than others? I also read in this thread quotes from rap songs using the NSX in there Dirty and vile Lyrics. Are you aware of the countless rap songs that discuss Cadillac Cars and Lincoln navigators? Chevy's as well.

This thread is unsupported by facts. Yes I think honda's are not worth its weight in dirt but must we relate it to Child Molesters? Why can we not simply state we do not like them?

Who said anything about banishment? Besides, Landover is about God and the Bible. Is it about Hondas or Chevys? Not so much.

Now head on over to the introduction forum like I asked.

Thanks!

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[notsavedyet]

Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

You might want to head over to the introduction forum and tell us about yourself while you still have time.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

Why must it come to that?

Do I deserve to be banished for simply having an opinion different than others? I also read in this thread quotes from rap songs using the NSX in there Dirty and vile Lyrics. Are you aware of the countless rap songs that discuss Cadillac Cars and Lincoln navigators? Chevy's as well.

This thread is unsupported by facts. Yes I think honda's are not worth its weight in dirt but must we relate it to Child Molesters? Why can we not simply state we do not like them?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

Please explain this hypocrisy

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51)

I am at a loss here. Do you know what hypocrisy is?

Boasters (Romans 1:30)

I Pray for you Pastor Ezekiel. For such a simple man as my self has found such flaws in one post of a pastor

This is a simple statement of truth - would you have the pastor lie?

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

Please explain this hypocrisy

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51)



Boasters (Romans 1:30)

I Pray for you Pastor Ezekiel. For such a simple man as my self has found such flaws in one post of a pastor

Welcome to God's favorite forum where proper punctuation, spelling, grammar, and sentence structure is always appreciated.

You might want to head over to the introduction forum and tell us about yourself while you still have time.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[notsavedyet]

Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

the hypocrisy I am referring to is found in this thread

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=24960

You made very Racy comments and then have a whole thread saying how Atheism is a Racist doctrine.

[notsavedyet]

Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

Think about its perverted name: NSX. That is chink code for Nigra SeX! Thats all those slants want is to force normal people into fornication with jigaboos.

You don't see that from American Auto Makers!

I'll stick with my fleet of Lincoln Navigators, thank you very much!

Please explain this hypocrisy

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51)

I'll stick with my fleet of Lincoln Navigators, thank you very much!

Boasters (Romans 1:30)

I Pray for you Pastor Ezekiel. For such a simple man as my self has found such flaws in one post of a pastor

[Tool3]

Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

we should burn all those God hating jap cars! Burn them to the ground just like the nazis should have done!

PRAISE HIS NAME!

[Christianity]

Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

I must as you people where is your Biblical support for these accusations against the NSX? These acronyms for sex and rape and things are completely false.

Have you thought about how many rapist and pedophiles drive American made vehicles such as the big vans created ford and dodge? I had an incident where a suspected child molester was camping out in the parking lot of our church during children’s events. What was he driving...a Ford Escort!!

You fail to see that our nation has become a Godless nation and I believe God has removed his hand of blessing from America. You claim that God blesses the American made cars. I fail to see any biblical support for this!!

I drive a imported car to church every church event I go to and I believe that God bless whatever I chose to drive no matter what make model or color it is.

Your accusations about Japanese and other foreign made cars are an abomination to the Christian faith because you are making fools of yourselves.

Ban me if you will, but I am simply calling you out in the love of Christ. This is a completely unjustified argument!!

Then tell me this, friend, why is it that every rapist or pedophile in my State use imported vehicles from Asia as the majority of the rest?

[Saved Baptist]

Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

I must as you people where is your Biblical support for these accusations against the NSX? These acronyms for sex and rape and things are completely false.

Have you thought about how many rapist and pedophiles drive American made vehicles such as the big vans created ford and dodge? I had an incident where a suspected child molester was camping out in the parking lot of our church during children’s events. What was he driving...a Ford Escort!!

You fail to see that our nation has become a Godless nation and I believe God has removed his hand of blessing from America. You claim that God blesses the American made cars. I fail to see any biblical support for this!!

I drive a imported car to church every church event I go to and I believe that God bless whatever I chose to drive no matter what make model or color it is.

Your accusations about Japanese and other foreign made cars are an abomination to the Christian faith because you are making fools of yourselves.

Ban me if you will, but I am simply calling you out in the love of Christ. This is a completely unjustified argument!!

[Wide-Open]

Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

I assume she often can be found on street corners, but she's not exactly preaching.

Proverbs 23:27
For a whore is a deep ditch; and a strange woman is a narrow pit.