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  • SUV
    True Christian™ Princess
    The Driving Force behind RA12
    Have at it, anytime!
    • Sep 2006
    • 11027

    #1

    Blessed Birthday, THE LORD SAVED ME!


    Now this Cupcake is extra-stale because it was on Sunday.


    PS I Pray this photo (with the DoG's genetalia) will not ruin what might be left of your Birth-day. I could not find a Decent Christian photo without it
  • María Gálvez-Villalobos
    Claims not to be a dago slut
    Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
    • Mar 2011
    • 1307

    #2
    Re: Blessed Birthday, THE LORD SAVED ME!

    ¡Feliz Cumpleaños!


    Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
    My favorite verse from the Bible is:
    - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29457

      #3
      Re: Blessed Birthday, THE LORD SAVED ME!

      Happy Birthday. Drinks will be on me this Friday at the Club.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Felicity
        As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
        True Christian™
        • Apr 2010
        • 4834

        #4
        Re: Blessed Birthday, THE LORD SAVED ME!

        Happy birthday! One less year before you can go to Heaven.
        I Jesus!

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        • Pure_Angel
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Apr 2011
          • 294

          #5
          Re: Blessed Birthday, THE LORD SAVED ME!


          I hope you had a great birthday!
          May God bless you!
          Yours in Christ
          Elisabeth
          Proverbs 14:1

          Every wise woman buildeth her house:
          but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands.

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          • KaiEnix
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Apr 2011
            • 5

            #6
            Re: Blessed Birthday, THE LORD SAVED ME!

            Originally posted by Felicity View Post
            Happy birthday! One less year before you can go to Heaven.
            Your awesome, I'm so happy to find a friend like you!

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            • María Gálvez-Villalobos
              Claims not to be a dago slut
              Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
              • Mar 2011
              • 1307

              #7
              Re: Blessed Birthday, THE LORD SAVED ME!

              Originally posted by KaiEnix View Post
              Your awesome, I'm so happy to find a friend like you!
              Thanks a lot.
              Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
              My favorite verse from the Bible is:
              - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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              • KaiEnix
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Apr 2011
                • 5

                #8
                Re: Blessed Birthday, THE LORD SAVED ME!

                Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
                Thanks a lot.

                Yay another friend, thank you! x

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                • TheLordSavedMe
                  A young lady servicing the Lord
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 579

                  #9
                  Re: Blessed Birthday, THE LORD SAVED ME!

                  OMG!!!




                  You guys are the BEST!!! I had a pretty crummy birthday on Sunday.

                  My stupid unsaved Mom like totally forgot it was even my b-day until like six at night, and THAT was only after I started crying and everything!

                  So then suddenly, she feels all bad about it I guess, so she goes to FoodSource and buys one of those crappy pre-made cakes with the frosting that makes your mouth feel funny.

                  And then, her stupid
                  unsaved boyfriend Stu shows up and all pretends like he remembers it's my b-day and everything, being all nice and sweet and giving me a card and everything, but I could like totally tell he just gave me 100 dollars right out of his wallet!

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                  The card was one of those ones that you get from the liquor store. And LOOK at it! It says "sent with LOVE". GROSS!!!

                  First off, he didn't SEND it, he totally handed it right to me!!! And second, he shouldn't be coming on to me like that, ESPECIALLY on my birthday!


                  Oh, and he was all drunk of course!

                  Anyways, thanks TONS for wishing me a happy birthday and all. I prayed to
                  JESUS and GOD that my Mom and Stu would stop being such stupid heathens and get SAVED but I'm sure they'll just keep living in sin and end up in HELL.







                  Tammi


                  Oh, and PS! Maria, thanks for the smilies, that was sweet.

                  But you reallllllllly should try to organize them better. Even though you're a Mexican and everything, if you'd just try REALLY SUPER hard, I bet you can get as good as me with smilies. Also, did you see this one?

                  You should totally use it!


                  Girls, do you have embarrassing "problems" with your down there parts like I used to?
                  Reverend Jim Osborne can help!



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                  He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4

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                  • KaiEnix
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Apr 2011
                    • 5

                    #10
                    Re: Blessed Birthday, THE LORD SAVED ME!

                    Originally posted by TheLordSavedMe View Post
                    OMG!!!




                    You guys are the BEST!!! I had a pretty crummy birthday on Sunday.

                    My stupid unsaved Mom like totally forgot it was even my b-day until like six at night, and THAT was only after I started crying and everything!

                    So then suddenly, she feels all bad about it I guess, so she goes to FoodSource and buys one of those crappy pre-made cakes with the frosting that makes your mouth feel funny.

                    And then, her stupid
                    unsaved boyfriend Stu shows up and all pretends like he remembers it's my b-day and everything, being all nice and sweet and giving me a card and everything, but I could like totally tell he just gave me 100 dollars right out of his wallet!

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                    The card was one of those ones that you get from the liquor store. And LOOK at it! It says "sent with LOVE". GROSS!!!

                    First off, he didn't SEND it, he totally handed it right to me!!! And second, he shouldn't be coming on to me like that, ESPECIALLY on my birthday!


                    Oh, and he was all drunk of course!

                    Anyways, thanks TONS for wishing me a happy birthday and all. I prayed to
                    JESUS and GOD that my Mom and Stu would stop being such stupid heathens and get SAVED but I'm sure they'll just keep living in sin and end up in HELL.







                    Tammi


                    Oh, and PS! Maria, thanks for the smilies, that was sweet.

                    But you reallllllllly should try to organize them better. Even though you're a Mexican and everything, if you'd just try REALLY SUPER hard, I bet you can get as good as me with smilies. Also, did you see this one?

                    You should totally use it!
                    Thank you for your friendship! it's nice to be friends with a pretty girl, all the girls at my school are unsaved and laugh at me because i'm not like them. Feels as though they look down on me because i beleive and i'm a man. Thank you again!

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                    • TheLordSavedMe
                      A young lady servicing the Lord
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 579

                      #11
                      Re: Blessed Birthday, THE LORD SAVED ME!

                      Originally posted by KaiEnix View Post
                      Thank you for your friendship! it's nice to be friends with a pretty girl, all the girls at my school are unsaved and laugh at me because i'm not like them. Feels as though they look down on me because i beleive and i'm a man. Thank you again!

                      Um, you seem nice and all, but this is MY birthday thread and it's for True Christians™ to wish ME a happy b-day. I already friended you and everything! Can't you just be happy about that without telling us all your problems in MY b-day thread?





                      Tammi


                      Girls, do you have embarrassing "problems" with your down there parts like I used to?
                      Reverend Jim Osborne can help!



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                      He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4

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                      • KaiEnix
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Apr 2011
                        • 5

                        #12
                        Re: Blessed Birthday, THE LORD SAVED ME!

                        Originally posted by TheLordSavedMe View Post
                        Um, you seem nice and all, but this is MY birthday thread and it's for True Christians™ to wish ME a happy b-day. I already friended you and everything! Can't you just be happy about that without telling us all your problems in MY b-day thread?





                        Tammi
                        Very good point my apologies. I can't send PMs yet. Sorry again, Hope you had a great day! HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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                        • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
                          Pastor of Praise and Worship
                          A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
                          True Christian™
                          • Jul 2009
                          • 3890

                          #13
                          Re: Blessed Birthday, THE LORD SAVED ME!

                          Happy birthday, young lady! You're over the age of 18 now right?
                          Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


                          Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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                          • Capt. Aaron Portway
                            One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                            Salvation from Above
                            God's Favorite Pilot™
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2008
                            • 6309

                            #14
                            Re: Blessed Birthday, THE LORD SAVED ME!

                            Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View Post
                            Happy birthday, young lady! You're over the age of 18 now right?
                            I think she's about 22 or 23 actually. She just seems young, based on her . . . nevermind.

                            Happy birthday Tammi! Another year where you managed to not offend God enough to kill you! Way to go!
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                            God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                            Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                            • Daisy Mae Johnson
                              The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                              Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                              aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15708

                              #15
                              Re: Blessed Birthday, THE LORD SAVED ME!

                              BLESSINGS ON YOUR SPECIAL DAY the Lord Saved Me.

                              P/S: I'm sorry your Mom is such a whore. You can laugh at her when she is roasting in HELL.

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