[DevilDodge]

Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists?

I know what it is now...you all are not fortunate enough to drive a Dodge...and are green with jealousy...oh man....thats a sin too....


And hell no, Jesus would be in that...he'd be in a Hemi Challenger...Jesus drives a Hemi...and Satan would pull up next to him and ask him...


"That thing got a Hemi?!"

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists?

I know what it is now...you all are not fortunate enough to drive a Dodge...and are green with jealousy...oh man....thats a sin too....


And hell no, Jesus would be in that...he'd be in a Hemi Challenger...Jesus drives a Hemi...and Satan would pull up next to him and ask him...


"That thing got a Hemi?!"

Scripture source, crack-addled atheist?

[DevilDodge]

Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists?

I have done some pretty "devilish" things in the bed of my Dodge...

[DevilDodge]

Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists?

And you know what, Jesus would drive the Caliber...he'd drive it right to your house as your woman is looking at your pathetic existence and he'd honk the horn and your woman would run out and jump in it...

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists?

I have done some pretty "devilish" things in the bed of my Dodge...

I love how Dodge-driving queer Satanists just barge their way back into a Godly forum and spout the most vile, sickening crap. Back to San Fran, sissy.

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists?

And you know what, Jesus would drive the Caliber...he'd drive it right to your house as your woman is looking at your pathetic existence and he'd honk the horn and your woman would run out and jump in it...

Scripture source, crack-addled atheist?

[DevilDodge]

Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists?

Oh, we have this thread posted all over Facebook...we are gonna let the whole world know what kind of redundant jargon yall are spreading...

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists?

Buddy, I'm going to add you to my prayer list, but I don't think it will do much good.

Also, I'm sure that registering a new account to get around being banned is against the rules. I'm sure your IP address will be banned if you keep this up.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists?

Oh, we have this thread posted all over Facebook...we are gonna let the whole world know what kind of redundant jargon yall are spreading...

Well good! If just one of your heathen friends comes to know the Lord as a result of seeing this thread and checking out this forum, it will all be worth it!

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists?

Oh, we have this thread posted all over Facebook...we are gonna let the whole world know what kind of redundant jargon yall are spreading...

Thank you for helping to spread the message of True Christianity™!

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists?

Look at the reliability statistics compiled by JD Power, Consumer Reports, and other entities, and you'll be confronted with the sad fact that Chrysler products just aren't very reliable.

Setting aside for a moment the fact that the company is steeped in covert Satanism, if I'm in the market for a new car, I'm not going to gamble my money on Dodge's appalling track record.

I want to drive my car, not have it constantly sitting in the shop.

Also, regarding the Dodge Caliber:

Had one for a week as a rental car not too long ago. Worst rental car I ever drove. Even worse than the Dodge Avenger I'd previously rented, and that Avenger was pretty bad.

[UNholyAlliance]

Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists?

I know what it is now...you all are not fortunate enough to drive a Dodge...and are green with jealousy...oh man....thats a sin too....


And hell no, Jesus would be in that...he'd be in a Hemi Challenger...Jesus drives a Hemi...and Satan would pull up next to him and ask him...


"That thing got a Hemi?!"

And all this gave rise to the new color GREEN WITH ENVY

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists?

You Mopar trolls need to accept the fact that nobody envies you for driving Chrysler products. It's kind of hard to be jealous of you when we drive by you and you're broken down on the side of the road waiting for a tow truck.

Next time, try buying a car from a company that doesn't glorify Satan.

[UNholyAlliance]

Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists?

You Mopar trolls need to accept the fact that nobody envies you for driving Chrysler products. It's kind of hard to be jealous of you when we drive by you and you're broken down on the side of the road waiting for a two truck.

Next time, try buying a car from a company that doesn't glorify Satan.

Well never have I waited for one truck let alone "two" truck.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists?

So what do you do when your Chrysler breaks down then, just abandon it and walk home?