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    True Christian™ Princess
    The Driving Force behind RA12
    Have at it, anytime!
    • Sep 2006
    • 11027
    #1

    Blessed Birthday, RAPTURE EDDIE!


    Is it here yet? Is The Rapture™ HERE yet? Oh my GOD, do bring on the Armageddon SOON!

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    • Cranky Old Man
      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
      You kids get off his lawn!
       
      • Jan 2010
      • 22380
      #2
      Re: Blessed Birthday, RAPTURE EDDIE!

      Congratulations!

      I have a nice present for you which you will get right after the rapture.
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • Daisy Mae Johnson
          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15708
          #3
          Re: Blessed Birthday, RAPTURE EDDIE!

          BLESSINGS ON YOUR SPECIAL DAY!

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            • Talitha
              Deaconess
              Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
              True Christian™
              • Aug 2026
              • 15118
              #4
              Re: Blessed Birthday, RAPTURE EDDIE!

              Happy Birthday dear Brother in Christ

              Sister Talitha

              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                • Billy Bob Jenkins
                  Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                  About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                  Hates anal sex. And trees.
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2010
                  • 8337
                  #5
                  Re: Blessed Birthday, RAPTURE EDDIE!

                  Happy Birthday, Rapture Eddie! Keep up the good work for the Lord!
                  The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                    • Jo Freddie
                      Unsaved trash
                      Hateful God mocking pirate
                      • Apr 2009
                      • 6339
                      #6
                      Re: Blessed Birthday, RAPTURE EDDIE!

                      Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

                      Taurus (20 APRIL - 20 MAY)
                      Fist bumps, high fives and heavy metal 'devil horns' are three of the other things you do with your hands that prove you're an irredeemably tiresome banker.
                      (Psychic Bob's words altered for a family forum, and I have also done the same for this one)
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                      Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                      Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                      The Loose Canon - HTML version
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                      North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                      I have been to The Volcano!

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