[Karl Pilkington]

Re: Guess Osama bin Ladens last words.

I reckon he was watching a bit of footy with the missus and got a bit over excited. Supported Arsenal and ran out yelling;

"COME ON THE GUNNERS!"

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Guess Osama bin Ladens last words.

" AGHHH AHHH I CAN FEEL THE FIRES OF HELL CLOSING IN ARGH ARGH IT'S GETTING HOTTER ARGH WHY DIDN'T I STOP BELIEVING IN MY MOON DEMON AND ACCEPT JESUS ARGH ARGH IT'S TOO LATE NOW NOOOOOOO! "

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Guess Osama bin Ladens last words.

I need your GOD like I need a hole in the head.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Guess Osama bin Ladens last words.

"Satan, help me! Defeat my enemies so I may continue to do your work on Earth!" <BLAM BLAM BLAM>

"Satan, why have you forsaken me?"

[Cursed]

Re: Guess Osama bin Ladens last words.

"I'll suck you off if you don't shoot me, please, I'll do whatever you want! GOD BLESS AMERICA, I'M SORRY!"

[Flaggit]

Re: Guess Osama bin Ladens last words.

Someone at my door, dirka, dirka...

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Guess Osama bin Ladens last words.

"We're being attacked by seals? So get an eskimo and give him a club!"

[Righteous Rider]

Re: Guess Osama bin Ladens last words.

What's wrong with the satellite reception ?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Guess Osama bin Ladens last words.

"Huh, there's someone at the door. I'll have to call you back, Obama. Keep up the good work!"

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: Guess Osama bin Ladens last words.

"Oooh, another cricket ball for my collection."

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Guess Osama bin Ladens last words.

"Are you there, Satan? It's me, Osama."