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Fatima... What do you mean you sent back the census form????
Fatima... What do you mean you sent back the census form????
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Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
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"You damn kids, stop playing that 'Call to Duty' video game so late at night'.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household. -
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"Can I finish this BLT?"sigpicComment
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"Seriously guys. You marines are killing me!"Comment
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"Honey, did you forget to tell Mullah Omar that the Midnight Quilting Bee was postponed till next week? What? No, don't worry . . . I'll get up, I'll get up . . . just the next time a bunch of your friends show up in the middle of the danged night, you can bet your hijab I won't be the one answering the danged door!"sigpic
Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!
God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!
Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!Comment
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"Mustafa, Ahmed, why are you dressed as US Navy Seals?"sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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"To think...one more click and I will have bought the rights to the 1980s Murray Head hit 'One Night in Bangkok'"!
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"What's that? What would I do if the Americans came in here right now? Really, you want to know? First I'd be like, hey wife, get over here and give me some protection. Then I'd be all like...is that helicopters? It sounds like helico...."Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."Comment
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No, they are not my children, they are my other wives.Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
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I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.Comment
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"OH NO THEY FOUND ME!"Comment
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Well, we know who's getting the booby prize...Originally posted by Serpent View PostComment
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"Allah be damned, I should never have trusted Facebook!"
Bob's mom: "Bob is 'special' and unemployed but otherwise a catch!"
John 20:29: "...blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed."Comment
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I learned a lesson... Jesus Christ is Lord.-The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
-Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
-Holocaust Jokes
-Diarrhea: The Vaginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
-Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
-10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
-5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
-Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!Comment
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"Jesus H. Christ, will you kids keep it down out there? I'm trying to consummate my marriage to this little 9-year-old, what's her name again?"Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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