Female Hysteria

[Mr.Warren]

Re: Female Hysteria

Eww, you have perverted fantasies.


Are you implying that Ezekiel Bathfire is lying? Please explain.

No, I'm not implying that he is lying, but we all make errors from time to time, we are all only human and errors of facts happen on the occasion.

[Living_Water]

Re: Female Hysteria

The "manual stimulation" is obviously the woman getting masturbated, and from what I recall on reading it, many women would fake hysteria so they could get another visit from the 'ole doctor because their husbands weren't having sex with them or they weren't satisfying their sexual desires.

Eww, you have perverted fantasies.

Most women are capable of having an orgasm, it just takes a lot longer to reach than a man, so if her husband is a selfish lover she is probably not going to have an orgasm.

Are you implying that Ezekiel Bathfire is lying? Please explain.

[Mr.Warren]

Re: Female Hysteria

Female Hysteria, as I thought, was just women being sex deprived.
WARNING THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION DISCUSSES THINGS OF A SEXUAL NATURE

The "manual stimulation" is obviously the woman getting masturbated, and from what I recall on reading it, many women would fake hysteria so they could get another visit from the 'ole doctor because their husbands weren't having sex with them or they weren't satisfying their sexual desires.

Most women are capable of having an orgasm, it just takes a lot longer to reach than a man, so if her husband is a selfish lover she is probably not going to have an orgasm.

Various articles to follow soon, would get them for you all now, but I don't have the time this morning.

[Living_Water]

Re: Female Hysteria

I think there has been some misunderstanding here. "Female Hysteria" is in utero possession by demons. Manipulating the specified pelvic area, at first slowly and gently and then deeper and more vigorously in an "up-down, in out" manner, encourages the demons to leave.
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This is really good advice.

I have another question regarding the subject.

My wife often comes to me and pleading me to drive her demons away. And I of course help her. Recently I've been thinking that maybe I should increase her treatments. She's pregnant after all and I'd like to make sure my child won't be possessed by those in utero demons.

What do you think would be a good amount? Maybe two or three flushes a day?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Female Hysteria

I think there has been some misunderstanding here. "Female Hysteria" is in utero possession by demons. Manipulating the specified pelvic area, at first slowly and gently and then deeper and more vigorously in an "up-down, in out" manner, encourages the demons to leave.

These demons are demons of the Fountains of the Deep and are often preceded by noticeable and increasing moisture in the area as they make their way out of the poor woman's body.

The myth of female orgasm has been perpetuated by secular scientists. There is no evidence for it whatsoever.

I can only think that they have become confused for you will find that, such is their hold, the exit of the demons is often accompanied by writhings and buckings from the patient. During the latter stages she will moan softly with pain, her breathing patterns will alter, almost as if she is gasping for air and finally call upon God loudly and repeatedly as the demons exit. A flush may come over her before she sinks into a relaxed state, often falling into a peaceful Christian sleep. It is at this stage that you know that your work as a pastor is done.

It is worth mentioning that there are aids available on the market. These usually resemble a fair-sized cucumber and save attacks of cramp in the hand taking place; some of the more expensive varieties actually make little rapid movements. However these can be noisy and distract from the job in hand.

We are so often warned by God to avoid unnecessary contact with women. This is wise because it seems their pelvic area attracts demons and some pastors report the same woman arriving on their doorstep in a state of deep agitation as often as once a week.

I hope this helps.

PS is that second picture Joan Templeton? I seem to remember her for the early 50s, she was forever on my doorstep - never seen such a case of possession before or since.

[Faith_Machine]

I recently found the following on Wikipedia, and was hoping to get the opinions of Landover's Pastors regarding this medical condition:

Female Hysteria

Female hysteria was a once-common medical diagnosis, made exclusively in women, which is today no longer recognized by modern medical authorities as a medical disorder. Its diagnosis and treatment were routine for many hundreds of years in Western Europe. Hysteria was widely discussed in the medical literature of the Victorian era. Women considered to be suffering from it exhibited a wide array of symptoms including faintness, nervousness, insomnia, fluid retention, heaviness in abdomen, muscle spasm, shortness of breath, irritability, loss of appetite for food or sex, and "a tendency to cause trouble".[1]

Since ancient times women considered to be suffering from hysteria would sometimes undergo "pelvic massage" — manual stimulation of the genitals by the doctor until the patient experienced "hysterical paroxysm" (orgasm).[1]

First of all, I was kind of surprised by this assertion that women are capable of having orgasms, as I thought that was mainly a male trait. If a woman is prone to having orgasms, is it safe to assume she's a lesbian?

Also, it seems to me that the prescribed cure for female hysteria is clearly adulterous if administered by somebody other than the patient's husband. Do Landover's physicians have any way of treating female hysteria without inducing these lesbianic orgasms?