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  • JustGotSaved
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2009
    • 519

    #1

    Jesus Christ Superstar

    Back in my unsaved days i "found" a cassette tape with Jesus Christ Superstar on it. I dont have much to listen to where i am, so sometimes i use my sony tape "walkman" to listen to it when i clean the johns and things. It's nice to drown out the constant noises that are always present at the Mission. (Seriously, the place is never quiet at all. Someone singing, or talking, or clanking something somewhere. It just never gets quiet. Walls are old but thin and the sound just bounces around from one end of this old place to another.)

    Can I listen to this?

    Only problems i can see with it are:

    Mary Magdelane sounds really hot.
    Judas is slightly sympathetic.
    Jesus sings a just a little gayish.
    Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV
  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22380

    #2
    Re: Jesus Christ Superstar

    Sounds like you should burn that tape. Why not listen to an audio version of the KJV 1611?
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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