Where has Jo Freddie gone!

[Richard Bancroft]

Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone!

Dear Friend,

God is surprisingly strong on creditor's rights.

Yours in Him,
BAB

Sir, If you are out of pocket due to this strange turn of events do you not believe that Our Lord will repay you?

Tobit 4:14 Let not the wages of any man, which hath wrought for thee, tarry with thee, but give him it out of hand: for if thou serve God, he will also repay thee: be circumspect my son, in all things thou doest, and be wise in all thy conversation.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone!

Great, not only do we not have any idea where he is now, but he's also NAKED. Should we put out a high orange alert level for the Ladies of Landover?

His balls are meatballs. I think the risk is fairly low here.

[Born Again Bob]

Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone!

Great, not only do we not have any idea where he is now, but he's also NAKED.

Should we put out a high orange alert level for the Ladies of Landover?

Dear Sister,

I doubt that, under any circumstances, Jo Freddie could be considered a "person of interest".

Yours in Him,
BAB

[Born Again Bob]

Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone!

...do you really think God would be concerned about some loose change you may or may not have lent him?

Dear Friend,

God is surprisingly strong on creditors' rights.

Yours in Him,
BAB

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone!

Great, not only do we not have any idea where he is now, but he's also NAKED.

Should we put out a high orange alert level for the Ladies of Landover?

[Richard Bancroft]

Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone!

Dear Friends,

I'm sure Jo Freddie didn't go anywhere. I just lent him $5,000!

Yours in Him,
BAB

Sir, if, as some have implied, this person, who from what I have seen of him, is nothing but a piece of God mocking unsaved trash and would be of no interest to Our Lord, has by some strange quirk* been taken up, do you really think God would be concerned about some loose change you may or may not have lent him?

*Isaiah 55:8-9 For my thoughts [are] not your thoughts, neither [are] your ways my ways, saith the LORD. For [as] the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways, and my thoughts than your thoughts.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone!

Hm, I don't see much improvement here. Even when he is gone he continues to make annoying posts.

[Born Again Bob]

Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone!

Dear Friends,

I'm sure Jo Freddie didn't go anywhere. I just lent him $5,000!

Yours in Him,
BAB

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone!

What is that white stuff all over the floor? Do we know for sure that God didn't turn JF into a pillar of salt?

[Cursed]

Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone!

The worm has finally turned!

I used to hate you, but now I love you Jo Freddie, because GOD does! Amen!

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone!

Where has Jo Freddie gone!

He was here a few minutes ago tucking into his dinner, a nice plate of Spaghetti and Meatballs I had made for him. There was a blinding light, an over powering scent of oregano, all that remained where Jo was sitting you can see in the picture.

Luckily at the time he was logged in to facebook and Landover Baptist Church so I am able to send out this request for any information to those that knew him and may have some idea about where he has gone.

This strange event happened at 6pm on the 21st May 2011.

If you know where Jo has gone please let me know.

Regards
Jo's loving Partner.
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A BLINDING LIGHT!! PRAISE BE!!!

There is only one possible explanation. As Jesus appeared to Saul on the road to Damascus He has now appeared to Freddie.

Acts 9 3And as he journeyed, he came near Damascus: and suddenly there shined round about him a light from heaven:
4And he fell to the earth, and heard a voice saying unto him, Saul, Saul, why persecutest thou me? 5And he said, Who art thou, Lord? And the Lord said, I am Jesus whom thou persecutest: it is hard for thee to kick against the pricks.


Like Saul, Freddie has been persecuting Jesus for too long now and the Lord has appeared to him.

Oh Joy!!

My guess is that Freddie has change his name and is spending the rest of his life ministering for JESUS!! Eddie the Evangelist. He has probably started all ready. Do you have any local flights to Corinth or Antioch?

YiC

Jack

[Mr.Warren]

Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone!

Where has Jo Freddie gone!

He was here a few minutes ago tucking into his dinner, a nice plate of Spaghetti and Meatballs I had made for him. There was a blinding light, an over powering scent of oregano, all that remained where Jo was sitting you can see in the picture.

Luckily at the time he was logged in to facebook and Landover Baptist Church so I am able to send out this request for any information to those that knew him and may have some idea about where he has gone.

This strange event happened at 6pm on the 21st May 2011.

If you know where Jo has gone please let me know.

Regards
Jo's loving Partner.
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Sounds like an alien abduction to me

[Jo Freddie]

Where has Jo Freddie gone!

He was here a few minutes ago tucking into his dinner, a nice plate of Spaghetti and Meatballs I had made for him. There was a blinding light, an over powering scent of oregano, all that remained where Jo was sitting you can see in the picture.

Luckily at the time he was logged in to facebook and Landover Baptist Church so I am able to send out this request for any information to those that knew him and may have some idea about where he has gone.

This strange event happened at 6pm on the 21st May 2011.

If you know where Jo has gone please let me know.

Regards
Jo's loving Partner.