[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone!

I know where Jo Freddie is headed.

That's all that needs to be said.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone!

I refuse to answer a question that is an affront to God. Does your mockery of everything good and wholesome have no end? If I were to admit that the Bible does not distinctly state that God is not made of spaghettios, you would only use that as an opportunity to defend your ridiculous pseudo-religion. So why would I do that? You are dragging weak minded, unsaved trash down to Hell. I hope that makes you happy. Actually, I hope you suffer horribly, come to think of it. Your lies are extraordinary, whereas my faith in God is perfectly normal and sane. Once you introduce the element of spaghetti into faith, it all starts to appear ridiculous. So why don't you stop it?

Keep up Billy, we have already shown that Genesis 1:27 is evidence that even your bible proves that God IS The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone!

Luckily we both live in countries where that is not (yet) and offence.
Come on BJ answer the question.

I refuse to answer a question that is an affront to God. Does your mockery of everything good and wholesome have no end? If I were to admit that the Bible does not distinctly state that God is not made of spaghettios, you would only use that as an opportunity to defend your ridiculous pseudo-religion. So why would I do that? You are dragging weak minded, unsaved trash down to Hell. I hope that makes you happy. Actually, I hope you suffer horribly, come to think of it. Your lies are extraordinary, whereas my faith in God is perfectly normal and sane. Once you introduce the element of spaghetti into faith, it all starts to appear ridiculous. So why don't you stop it?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone!

Yes, yes indeed. But too much salt? but when you say "i have heard some people" do you mean cannibals perhaps?

Do you not think it is possible to taste the salteness without resorting to cannibalism?

I didnt know we are noodles and meatballs (salty ones)..I thought...I was a christian and you were a heathen pirate...well one always learns new things!

I think that may be why Our Lord Noodle made Pasta Al Pistle bring me here, so I could help you all learn the truth about God and His wonderful creation.

[godismighty]

Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone!

Well made to a special recipe but that is more or less what your bible is telling us. I have some people complain that there is too much salt in the recipe but who are we to question Gods decisions?

Yes, yes indeed. But too much salt? but when you say "i have some people" do you mean cannibals perhaps?

I didnt know we are noodles and meatballs (salty ones)..I thought...I was a christian and you were a heathen pirate...well one always learns new things!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone!

so you are telling me. that you and I are plates of noodles and meatballs?

If so I hope the meatballs are made out of 100% meat, and not the usual crap.

yic

-peter

Well made to a special recipe but that is more or less what your bible is telling us. I have heard some people complain that there is too much salt in the recipe but who are we to question Gods decisions?

[godismighty]

Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone!

so you are telling me. that you and I are plates of noodles and meatballs?

If so I hope the meatballs are made out of 100% meat, and not the usual crap.

yic

-peter

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone!

genesis 1:27

27So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

Does Man not have Multiple Appendages?
Does Man not have balls?

A being with Multiple* Appendages** and Balls*** = The Flying Spaghetti Monster!

*Multiple - Having or involving more than one part, individual, etc.
**Appendage - A part or organ, such as an arm, leg, tail, or fin, that is joined to the axis or trunk of a body.
***Ball - A spherical or almost spherical body.

[godismighty]

Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone!

genesis 1:27

27So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone!

Now you are just trying to get my blood up with your absurd spaghettio worshiping pirate talk. I am going to call the police and tell them that you have rejected the Living God!

Luckily we both live in countries where that is not (yet) and offence.
Come on BJ answer the question.

Where in the bible does it say that God in not the Flying Spaghetti Monster

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone!

I would have thought I was exactly the person to tell YOU what I do or do not dispute!

Yes, but you are still avoiding the question...

Now you are just trying to get my blood up with your absurd spaghettio worshiping pirate talk. I am going to call the police and tell them that you have rejected the Living God!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone!

Who are you to tell me what you do or do not dispute?

I would have thought I was exactly the person to tell YOU what I do or do not dispute!

There is a God and He is real!

Yes, but you are still avoiding the question...

Where in the bible does it say that God in not the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone!

I do not dispute the existence of God or how awesome He is, just who he is!

Who are you to tell me what you do or do not dispute? There is a God and He is real!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone!

God is the only thing worthy of your attention, Jo Pasta. Stop sinning and throw yourself to the ground in sublime adoration for the invisible and omnipotent God who surreptitiously causes so many events with otherwise perfectly natural explanations.

I do not dispute the existence of God or how awesome He is, just who he is!

Still choosing to ignore the possibility that God is the flying Spaghetti Monster BB, I will repeat...

Where in the bible does it say that God in not the Flying Spaghetti Monster

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone!

Then what is this?

Some demonic ectoplasm or something. God is the only thing worthy of your attention, Jo Pasta. Stop sinning and throw yourself to the ground in sublime adoration for the invisible and omnipotent God who surreptitiously causes so many events with otherwise perfectly natural explanations. Feed yourself with the nourishing Blood of Christ, not the foulness of spaghettios or whatever other abominations you pirates consume.