[Richard Bancroft]

Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone!

I sometimes read things before linking to them: in this case I did (you can disregard the 1st half of linked post)

. . . can backtrack to here

My dear, The apocrypha is a selection of books which were included in the 1611 version of the King James Bible in-between the Old and New Testament. It was later removed in 1885 A.D. My Bible is the King James Version 1611 not the 1885 abridged version.

Here a couple of pages scanned from my Full copy of the Bible


Now don't you have a pie to make or something?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone!

...all we've ever been famous for was Highland charges...

That and uisge beatha - so good, you named your country for it!

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone!

there is a certain type of person who might want to sequester nude pirates for her their own sordid purposes, the nature of which I am unable to imagine Mr. McUinnean.

Yes, but who? You must have an idea and I've always been useless at detective games. All the great detectives were either English or Americans - all we've ever been famous for was Highland charges - so could you kindly spill the beans or drop a very big hint...

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone!

Who?

there is a certain type of person who might want to sequester nude pirates for her their own sordid purposes, the nature of which I am unable to imagine Mr. McUinnean.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone!

Is his wife still whining about her loss? Doesn't she have cleaning to do?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone!

Sir, If you are out of pocket due to this strange turn of events do you not believe that Our Lord will repay you?

Tobit 4:14 Let not the wages of any man, which hath wrought for thee, tarry with thee, but give him it out of hand: for if thou serve God, he will also repay thee: be circumspect my son, in all things thou doest, and be wise in all thy conversation.

I sometimes read things before linking to them: in this case I did (you can disregard the 1st half of linked post)

. . . can backtrack to here

[Katander]

Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone!

So Harold Camping was really predicting a pastafarian pirate rapture. Cool.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone!

I'm on high alert but it is possible that someone's hiding him

Who?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone!

Great, not only do we not have any idea where he is now, but he's also NAKED.

Should we put out a high orange alert level for the Ladies of Landover?

I'm on high alert but it is possible that someone's hiding him

[MisterM]

Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone!

I expect he is in toilet. Too much pasta with old sauce -> food poisoning. I have had those when you really don't want to even wear clothes.

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone!

Thank God we don't have to look at his godmocking cartoons anymore.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone!

Where has Jo Freddie gone!

Who cares?

[Holyfield]

Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone!

You should know that your partner Jo Freddie was a pasta-worshipper. On this forum we call such people idolators and God-mockers. What for him might have been a humorous pastime was in fact playing with fire. The one and true God, of whom the Bible tells, wants to be taken seriously:

Galatians 6:7 "Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap."
Romans 1:18 "For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;"

What Jo Freddie did on this forum is something quite similar to the deeds of King Belshazzar. Of all this can be read in the book of Daniel, chapter 5. King Belshazzar used the holy vessels taken from God's temple in Jerusalem and used them at a drinking-party. This forum is like those vessels sacred and should be used for worship only. I have no doubt that Jo Freddie has been smitten by God, just like King Belshazzar who got what he deserved.

Look for a writing on the wall somewhere. Do you see a handwriting that wasn't there before? If you see something that reads "MENE MENE TEKEL UPHARSIN" (Daniel 5:25) or "I AM FED UP WITH JO", that should point towards divine intervention.

What happened to Jo Freddie is not unique. Only three weeks ago another God-mocker in my hometown publicly used hate-speak against Jesus, the Cross, and Christians. When I told him he had to show respect he dared to kick me and call me a "witness of Jehova"! I replied by cursing him using all my faith and told him he was going to burn in Hell! He disappeared without a trace the day after. Praise Jesus!

[Richard Bancroft]

Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone!

Before I put the Lord, my God, to the test, I think I'd start by suing the unisex pantsuit off of Jo Freddie's partner.

Actually, I may do that just for fun anyway.

BAB

Well I am sure that if you have the appropriate supporting paper work that should a simple process.

[Born Again Bob]

Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone!

Sir, If you are out of pocket due to this strange turn of events do you not believe that Our Lord will repay you?

Before I put the Lord, my God, to the test, I think I'd start by suing the unisex pantsuit off of Jo Freddie's partner.

Actually, I may do that just for fun anyway.

BAB