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  • SUV
    True Christian™ Princess
    The Driving Force behind RA12
    Have at it, anytime!
    • Sep 2006
    • 11027

    #1

    Blessed Birthday, TALITHA!


    Our very finest Sister. Markswoman, Circumcisionist...Eat your heart out, Sarah Palin!
  • Jo Freddie
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    Hateful God mocking pirate
    • Apr 2009
    • 6339

    #2
    Re: Blessed Birthday, TALITHA!

    Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
    25-05-11
    Gemini (21 MAY-20 JUN)
    Either you're trying to grow a moustache or you've had an armpit implant on your top lip. Either way, you look like a Frenchman.
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    • María Gálvez-Villalobos
      Claims not to be a dago slut
      Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
      • Mar 2011
      • 1307

      #3
      Re: Blessed Birthday, TALITHA!

      ¡¡HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

      Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
      My favorite verse from the Bible is:
      - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: Blessed Birthday, TALITHA!

        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
        Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
        25-05-11
        Gemini (21 MAY-20 JUN)
        Either you're trying to grow a moustache or you've had an armpit implant on your top lip. Either way, you look like a Frenchman.
        Numerology is a serious sin you vile godmocker. Shut your yap!



        Happy Birthday sister Talitha. Don't forget your birthday tithe.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Jo Freddie
          Unsaved trash
          Hateful God mocking pirate
          • Apr 2009
          • 6339

          #5
          Re: Blessed Birthday, TALITHA!

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Numerology is a serious sin you vile godmocker. Shut your yap!
          Now while I can see how Deuteronomy 18:10-11, from your collection of fairy tales, could be interpreted in such a way that it might apply to Psychic Bob, what he does is not Numerology.
          Happy Birthday sister Talitha. Don't forget your birthday tithe.
          I am sure you can find a better use for your late husbands cash.
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          • Jack O'fagan
            With faith as immovable as the Earth
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2011
            • 4836

            #6
            Re: Blessed Birthday, TALITHA!

            Happy Birthday!

            Big hugs and sloppy kisses

            Jack
            Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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            I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22373

              #7
              Re: Blessed Birthday, TALITHA!

              Congratulations!

              As you are a woman I am sure you do not need a present as it would only distract you from your Godly duties. I would appreciate a larger steak at the party by the way. Last year's was just too small.
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29453

                #8
                Re: Blessed Birthday, TALITHA!

                Happy Birthday Deaconess. As in the past, please feel free to select what you need from Tiffany's, Black Starr or Harry Winston and put it on my tab.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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