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    True Christian™ Princess
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    • Sep 2006
    • 11027
    #1

    Blessed Birthday, PROFESSOR BESSEMER!



    Sorry about all those girlie flowers, Brother Bessemer. But you are so darn Manly no one will think anything of it, I am too Sure
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    • Cranky Old Man
      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
      You kids get off his lawn!
       
      • Jan 2010
      • 22379
      #2
      Re: Blessed Birthday, PROFESSOR BESSEMER!

      Congratulations!

      You can keep that shovel you borrowed for an extra week!
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • Capt. Aaron Portway
          One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
          Salvation from Above
          God's Favorite Pilot™
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2008
          • 6309
          #3
          Re: Blessed Birthday, PROFESSOR BESSEMER!

          Happy Birthday Professor! Thanks for looking after me after I locked myself in the basement bombshelter last time (and the times before that too)!
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          Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



          God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



          Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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            • Professor Bessemer
              Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
              Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
              Darwin's Worst Nightmare
              True Christian™
              • May 2009
              • 2952
              #4
              Re: Blessed Birthday, PROFESSOR BESSEMER!

              Thank you all for the birthday wishes! I expect to see most of you tonight for the party. And remember ladies, you will be welcome until 10:00PM sharp and then you will be expected to leave. The men have promised me a special prayer circle with lots of ministering and fellowshipping later in the evening. I am on pins and needles!
              Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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              Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

              Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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                • Jo Freddie
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                  Hateful God mocking pirate
                  • Apr 2009
                  • 6339
                  #5
                  Re: Blessed Birthday, PROFESSOR BESSEMER!

                  Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

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                    • Capt. Aaron Portway
                      One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                      Salvation from Above
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                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2008
                      • 6309
                      #6
                      Re: Blessed Birthday, PROFESSOR BESSEMER!

                      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                      Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

                      08-06-11
                      Gemini (21 MAY-20 JUN)
                      Good news as your pseudodocumentary Made In Hoxton, which follows the semi-scripted adventures of a bunch of unforgivable, sneering TV pricks, is given the green light.




                      Atheists!
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                      Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



                      God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                      Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                        • RevDrJack
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • May 2011
                          • 249
                          #7
                          Re: Blessed Birthday, PROFESSOR BESSEMER!

                          Happy Birthday Professor

                          You are steadfast and rigid in your devotion to Jesus.

                          YIC

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                            • Daisy Mae Johnson
                              The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                              Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                              aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15708
                              #8
                              Re: Blessed Birthday, PROFESSOR BESSEMER!

                              BLESSINGS ON YOUR SPECIAL DAY!!!
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                                • Jo Freddie
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                                  Hateful God mocking pirate
                                  • Apr 2009
                                  • 6339
                                  #9
                                  Re: Blessed Birthday, PROFESSOR BESSEMER!

                                  Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post



                                  Atheists!
                                  Where?
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                                  May my Sauce be with you!
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                                  Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
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                                  Loose Canon Fan Page
                                  North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                                  I have been to The Volcano!

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