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Since I'm often in airports flying the Pastors to their various Godly functions, I come in contact with the secular world more than the average True Christian™. Lately, it seems the entire secular world is glued to the television watching the basket ball!
Now, the only sport I follow is the NASCAR, I know nothing about basket balls. I had to ask several people in various airports all sorts of questions to get this figured out, and most of them would only talk to me for ten or fifteen minutes before they got irritated and asked me to stop talking to them. Typical heathens! But the picture above sort of illustrates this year's finals from what I understand. Now I know that more than one player on each team is allowed to be on the "court" at the same time, I think they let at least six or seven of them from each team run around together, but these two seem to be the main guys for the two teams, which are called the Dallas Mavericks and the Miami Heat (I know it seems like they should be called the "Heats", but several people corrected me on this).
Apparently, this fine looking young man is named Dirk Nowitski. He plays for the Dallas Mavericks. Nowitski sounds really Jewish to me, but I'm told he is originally from Germany from good Aryan stock. I asked EVERYONE I talked to if he was a Christian and that was usually when they told me to stop talking. Talk about feeling persecuted!
This negro calls himself LeBron (how made up a name is that! 
) James. He plays for the Miami Heat. He is supposed to be some sort of colored prodigy. If you ask me, he looks like he just got done raping several white women and he STILL hasn't satisfied his animal negroidal lust! I bet he got all those tattoos while he was still living in the jungle eating gorilla meat!
I just assumed this one wasn't a Christian, since I got nowhere asking about that fine young man Dirk
I know that none of this really matters in the slightest, but as True Chirstians™, if we are going to root for either team, I think the choice is obvious. And let's look at the team names & logos too, because I think that even without the obvious differences I pointed out above, the team names alone would tell us who Jesus would root for!
How much more American could a logo be? I'm guessing that there is some rule about basket balls teams not using red, white, and blue because the only way this logo could look MORE American is the addition of a little red here and there. And where have we heard that word MAVERICK lately? That's right, good ol' Sister Sarah Palin and John McCain were a couple of MAVERICKS who were robbed of their chance to turn this country around by that one, who just happens to be a negro, just like LeBron James! Coincidence? I think not!
Just look at that abomination! HEAT indeed, it looks like the open maw of Hell itself! And then there's the word 'heat'. Among it's many definitions is a female animal ready for sex! Disgusting! And don't think for a MINUTE that I'm missing the symbolism of a flaming ball going through a virginal halo hoop! They might as well call themselves the Miami Hellbound Angel-Raping Demons!
So, just in case you accidentally happen to come across one of these basket balls games, I think ALL of the True Christians™ here now know who to root for, because it's pretty obvious to me that the Lord would want the Dallas Mavericks to throw the ball through the hole the most times (or whatever it is they do, I never really got how the game is scored)!
Now, the only sport I follow is the NASCAR, I know nothing about basket balls. I had to ask several people in various airports all sorts of questions to get this figured out, and most of them would only talk to me for ten or fifteen minutes before they got irritated and asked me to stop talking to them. Typical heathens! But the picture above sort of illustrates this year's finals from what I understand. Now I know that more than one player on each team is allowed to be on the "court" at the same time, I think they let at least six or seven of them from each team run around together, but these two seem to be the main guys for the two teams, which are called the Dallas Mavericks and the Miami Heat (I know it seems like they should be called the "Heats", but several people corrected me on this).
) James. He plays for the Miami Heat. He is supposed to be some sort of colored prodigy. If you ask me, he looks like he just got done raping several white women and he STILL hasn't satisfied his animal negroidal lust! I bet he got all those tattoos while he was still living in the jungle eating gorilla meat! I just assumed this one wasn't a Christian, since I got nowhere asking about that fine young man DirkI know that none of this really matters in the slightest, but as True Chirstians™, if we are going to root for either team, I think the choice is obvious. And let's look at the team names & logos too, because I think that even without the obvious differences I pointed out above, the team names alone would tell us who Jesus would root for!
So, just in case you accidentally happen to come across one of these basket balls games, I think ALL of the True Christians™ here now know who to root for, because it's pretty obvious to me that the Lord would want the Dallas Mavericks to throw the ball through the hole the most times (or whatever it is they do, I never really got how the game is scored)!
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