[Humongous]

Re: Cleverbot.com

well, i never much cared for robits, even these new fashioned clever ones. I was fond of the telephone machine answering robit, but mama (RIP) pawned it for money to refill her brain medicine subscription.

[Peter Hofstadder]

Re: Cleverbot.com

Cleverbot is a bit different what you think it is, when the user enters text, the algorithm selects previously entered phrases from its database of prior conversations. It has been claimed that "talking to Cleverbot is a little like talking with the collective community of the internet".

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Cleverbot.com

Cleverbot is a bit different what you think it is, when the user enters text, the algorithm selects previously entered phrases from its database of prior conversations. It has been claimed that "talking to Cleverbot is a little like talking with the collective community of the internet".

It's always so nice when people come here to enlighten us.

Also, that is one heck of an introductory post. You left some things out, however.

Specifically, how did you come to know Jesus?

What church do you attend?

What is your favorite Bible verse?

How long have you been married, and how many sons have you borne for your husband?

[napa valley nan]

Re: Cleverbot.com

your 'clever'bot' friends rude an avoids the questions

User: Helloes.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Napa valley nan heres.
Cleverbot: What deal?
User: Can you tell church people no need to hate my daughter?
Cleverbot: Many. What about you?
User: Many do hate daughter but I want them stopping.
Cleverbot: What makes you feel unsecure?
User: That theyre hating my daughter for no good reasons an that makes me sadfor all.
Cleverbot: I hate Jedi, their temple must be destroyed.
User: Listen you, I want you to make the church peoples lay OFF the hate crimes an just leave everythings to work itself out in end like this is real life not the books of th past.
Cleverbot: Have you met any of my 'ex-boyfriends'? In their defense, I think my mother paid them.
User: I dont get what your sayin but back on track- how can we stop the hating speech of the church peoples?
Cleverbot: No, I'm not using big words.
User: Okay- keep it simple then. Small words okay (thumbs up!).
Cleverbot: I think London is so very nice.
User: Are you drunk or somethin?
Cleverbot: No, are you?
User: I only drink wine so I cant be a drunk thanyouvery much.
Cleverbot: Lets get remarried my beautiful wife.
User: Im already married same man for 30 years we have winery and B&B.
Cleverbot: I did not know you were married.
User: Well I am 2 beautiful daughters 1 is lesbian the other 1 is regulkar.
Cleverbot: Hehe, you are old!

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Cleverbot.com

Oh wow, you're perfect for each other!

[Peter Hofstadder]

Re: Cleverbot.com

It's always so nice when people come here to enlighten us.

Also, that is one heck of an introductory post. You left some things out, however.

Specifically, how did you come to know Jesus?

What church do you attend?

What is your favorite Bible verse?

How long have you been married, and how many sons have you borne for your husband?

Wich part of 'Peter' did say I was a woman in any way?

I live in Europe so it's a bit difficult to jump from one continent to one another.

The most hilarious verse is for me Deuteronomy 23:1 ESV

No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Cleverbot.com

I don't see what's so funny about the Lord clearly prohibiting people from having sex change operations.

[Peter Hofstadder]

Re: Cleverbot.com

I don't see what's so funny about the Lord clearly prohibiting people from having sex change operations.

Who am I anyway to say that people shouldn't do what they want to do as long if they don't harm anybody or themselves (and sex change is not harming yourselve).

The verse is simply funny because it's ridiculous, besides I don't think it talks about sex change operations. It says you have to crush your balls to worship him, or something like that.

By the way, I'm not even occupied with all this bible stuff, that's more for people with no dreams or personality. But it's quite interesting to read what people think about this stuff.

It's also very funny you're trying to convert a program that uses his database of his past conversations to answer your replies, you're also a bit naive.

[Born Again Bob]

Re: Cleverbot.com

It's also very funny you're trying to convert a program that uses his database of his past conversations to answer your replies, you're also a bit naive.

Dear Friend,

Unlike you, the computer continues to learn from new conversations. Therefore, unlike you, it CAN be converted. It's just a matter of persistence.

Yours in Him,
bab

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Cleverbot.com

Has anybody here tried using Omegle.com to convert heathens? Omegle is similar to Cleverbot, except that you're talking to an actual human being each time.

Sadly, the results seem to be quite similar:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: heyy!

You: Hello there! My name is Faith Machine! Are you a Christian?

Stranger: no.

Stranger: lol.

You: Why not? Did you know that if you accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior, you will be guaranteed eternal life?

You: "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord" (Romans 6:23)

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Malice in Wonderland]

Re: Cleverbot.com

Ok. You basically tried to convert a computer program, and not a very GOOD computer program, to Christianity.

You guys are extremist baptists, but this is a new low. It makes me laugh just thinking about it.

[Born Again Bob]

Re: Cleverbot.com

Dear Friends,

Progress remains slow, but we're in it for the long haul.

User: Do you accept Jesus Christ as your Savior?

Cleverbot: No I do not accept Jesus Christ as my savior. Do you?

I know how I'm spending my morning....

Yours in Him,
bab

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: Cleverbot.com

I just found out that he is a terrorist, how do i call Homeland Security from overseas?

[Born Again Bob]

Re: Cleverbot.com

I just found out that he is a terrorist, how do i call Homeland Security from overseas?
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Just yell into the dial tone "MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE" 3 times. They'll be by shortly.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Cleverbot.com

Just yell into the dial tone "MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE" 3 times. They'll be by shortly.

Brother, I wish you hadn't suggested that.

I got a call from a parent in my congregation just a few minutes ago, saying one of her kids did exactly that. Seems he thought it'd be funny to see all the flashing lights and see the sirens.

Poor little Jimmy . . . or was it Joey? . . . is now being interrogated by Homeland Security as a potential terrorist threat.