What would YOU do?

[Sire_Rodney]

A gothic parson just moved next door to me I'll have to do something just to prove a point... I think I'll die of starvation

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: What would YOU do?

A gothic parson just moved next door to me I'll have to do something just to prove a point... I think I'll die of starvation

That doesn't make any sense at all. Why don't you bring him or her breakfast early in the morning and share the Good News of the Gospel? WWJD?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Sire_Rodney]

Re: What would YOU do?

That doesn't make any sense at all. Why don't you bring him or her breakfast early in the morning and share the Good News of the Gospel? WWJD?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

He's a Goth. Goth's don't "do" Jesus. If I die of starvation, he can't contaminate me with Satan Cooties! ©

WWJD? He'd die on a cross, that's what he'd do.

FOR OUR SINS!!!

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: What would YOU do?

Anyone can be saved, friend, even you.

If you were saved, you would have nothing to fear. Once Jesus has bought you with His blood, your salvation is sealed.

Jesus didn't just die. He came back.

Would you like to learn how you can be saved?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Sire_Rodney]

Re: What would YOU do?

While your point in a good one, what should I do with the goth? Should I throw Bibles at them? Doesn't that make them melt or something?

[Sionisx2]

Re: What would YOU do?

That doesn't make any sense at all. Why don't you bring him or her breakfast early in the morning and share the Good News of the Gospel? WWJD?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

Excellent thing to do in my opinion. Sadly the goth probably wouldn't take you up on that offer. Doesn't mean you can't try, although.

[Sire_Rodney]

Re: What would YOU do?

Good idea. I'll hide the Bible behind the bran muffin or under the plate of toast.

[Repenter]

Re: What would YOU do?

Anyone can be saved, friend, even you.

If you were saved, you would have nothing to fear. Once Jesus has bought you with His blood, your salvation is sealed.

Jesus didn't just die. He came back.

Would you like to learn how you can be saved?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

ALMOST anyone can be saved. If you have blasphemed the holy ghost, there is no forgiveness for you.

[Sire_Rodney]

Re: What would YOU do?

ALMOST anyone can be saved. If you have blasphemed the holy ghost, there is no forgiveness for you.

So the right answer was my first. I must die of starvation. Rid myself of my sinning!

[JennyD]

Re: What would YOU do?

So the right answer was my first. I must die of starvation. Rid myself of my sinning!

If you have already blasphemed the Holy Ghost, perhaps by calling Him Casper, or by saying He doesn't exist, or by perhaps claiming that you saw Him writing "SATAN ROOLZ" in blood on your bedroom wall last night, well . . . there's nothing we can do for you. Perhaps you can tell the goth why you're going to rent a wood chipper and toss yourself into it (feet-first, of course), and give him your Bible before doing so. Maybe, in your last moments, you can provide a useful example of what NOT to be.

Don't forget to set up a camcorder to record your final moments for America's Funniest Home Videos posterity.