A gothic parson just moved next door to me I'll have to do something just to prove a point... I think I'll die of starvation
That doesn't make any sense at all. Why don't you bring him or her breakfast early in the morning and share the Good News of the Gospel? WWJD?
Pastor Billy-Reuben
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Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.
✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝ Trump / Arpaio 2016 -- The Government We Deserve
#ChristianLivesMatter
So the right answer was my first. I must die of starvation. Rid myself of my sinning!
If you have already blasphemed the Holy Ghost, perhaps by calling Him Casper, or by saying He doesn't exist, or by perhaps claiming that you saw Him writing "SATAN ROOLZ" in blood on your bedroom wall last night, well . . . there's nothing we can do for you. Perhaps you can tell the goth why you're going to rent a wood chipper and toss yourself into it (feet-first, of course), and give him your Bible before doing so. Maybe, in your last moments, you can provide a useful example of what NOT to be.
Don't forget to set up a camcorder to record your final moments for America's Funniest Home Videos posterity.
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