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  • ForGodsSake
    X-Aussie Evangelist
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2008
    • 493
    #16
    Re: Hello Jesus! I'm on my way!

    Oh praise the LORD, congratulations Brother on meeting Jesus soon. May your passage to our LORD be a great journey and comfort to you. May GOD be Praised......
    (2 Peter 3:10)

    But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

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      • eliot mayfield
        God Squad
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 9324
        #17
        Re: Hello Jesus! I'm on my way!

        Well, I went to two doctors last week and am awaiting tests. All this medicene is eatting into my last gift for the church.
        Matthew:
        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556
            #18
            Re: Hello Jesus! I'm on my way!

            Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
            Well, I went to two doctors last week and am awaiting tests. All this medicene is eatting into my last gift for the church.
            Why bother with all those expensive tests and dangerous medicines? Why allow these joo doctors to defy God's plan?

            You know what Jesus wants, Brother E.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • eliot mayfield
                God Squad
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 9324
                #19
                Re: Hello Jesus! I'm on my way!

                I know, I'm about ready to quit going to them, but some of my relatives are after my money and they've said they'll get me declared insane and get power of attorney!
                They want to hook me up to the machines too! I don't want to end up like Terry and have all my money go to libral medical establishment supporting stem cell research or sex education!
                Matthew:
                5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556
                    #20
                    Re: Hello Jesus! I'm on my way!

                    Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                    I know, I'm about ready to quit going to them, but some of my relatives are after my money and they've said they'll get me declared insane and get power of attorney!
                    They want to hook me up to the machines too! I don't want to end up like Terry and have all my money go to libral medical establishment supporting stem cell research or sex education!
                    Good point Brother. And make sure your doctor doesn't try and sell your body for experiments too.

                    Better to turn everything over to the Church immediately. We'll put you on an allowance.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • eliot mayfield
                        God Squad
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 9324
                        #21
                        Re: Hello Jesus! I'm on my way!

                        That is a good idea. We should all have a form to fill out in case of such happenings. Who should I contact?
                        Matthew:
                        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                          • Brother Lindh
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Feb 2007
                            • 130
                            #22
                            Re: Hello Jesus! I'm on my way!

                            Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                            SUV, try pam spray. It's quicker than waitting for me.

                            Ok, That's Zeke and SUV. Anyother messages?

                            My breathing is getting more laborious, but it could be this chemical facotory near me. I thought I was going last weekend, but it was a false alarm.
                            Praise Jesus, Brother! I myself recently checked in with a veterinary and found I had distemper and rabies. That was a month ago and it's getting more difficult every day to find a hot meal. Meals on Wheels is no good because the ladies don't want to get bit. Postman won't deliver mail anymore. If you get There before I could you ask Jesus for His email address?

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                              • Talitha
                                Deaconess
                                Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                                True Christian™
                                • Jul 2026
                                • 15118
                                #23
                                Re: Hello Jesus! I'm on my way!

                                Originally posted by Brother Lindh View Post
                                If you get There before I could you ask Jesus for His email address?
                                Jesus is busy.

                                If you contact: dogpound@iowapetrescue.org they will put you down help.
                                Alternatively, I can send someone around to "humanely" deal with your problem.

                                Sister Talitha

                                Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                                HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                                being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                                  • Boomerang
                                    Unsaved trash
                                     
                                    • Feb 2008
                                    • 34
                                    #24
                                    Re: Hello Jesus! I'm on my way!

                                    Thats what happens when you betray jesus.
                                    I wonder what you did wrong?

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                                      • eliot mayfield
                                        God Squad
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 9324
                                        #25
                                        Re: Hello Jesus! I'm on my way!

                                        Originally posted by Boomerang View Post
                                        That's what happens when you betray Jesus.
                                        I wonder what you did wrong?
                                        I pointed out your errors in grammar. Your error in logic though will take more effort. What did I do wrong? Many things in my youth and before I let Jesus into my heart. I have never betrayed him. I love Jesus more than anything. I am privileged to get to meet him. A little re-phrasing:
                                        That's what happens when you believe in Jesus! You go to Heaven!

                                        When you are in Hell then you will be asking, "I wonder what I did wrong?"
                                        Matthew:
                                        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                                          • Nobar King
                                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                            Christ's Guardian
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Sep 2007
                                            • 23748
                                            #26
                                            Re: Hello Jesus! I'm on my way!

                                            Originally posted by Boomerang View Post
                                            That's what happens when you betray Jesus.
                                            I wonder what you did wrong?
                                            Boomerang, it is difficult to focus on your posts with that ridiculous picture staring at me. How about picking a good Christian avatar?

                                            Also, we capitalize Jesus' holy name here. And we like to see proper punctuation. Writing correctly and clearly honors Jesus' sacrifice for us. He doesn't want us to mix words or speak unclearly.

                                            To whom are you referring in your quote? That vampire or Godly brother Mayfield? From your tone I assume you are responding to the original post, but I wouldn't be surprised if you were referring to both.

                                            Maybe you could be a little clearer when you post?
                                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                              • Boomerang
                                                Unsaved trash
                                                 
                                                • Feb 2008
                                                • 34
                                                #27
                                                Re: Hello Jesus! I'm on my way!

                                                Grammar.....I could pick this site to pieces if you want to waste time talking about that.
                                                Sorry about my avator.I will change it to a more appropriate theme.
                                                I'm sure many of us have done silly things in our youth.
                                                I can understand that Jesus needs you.Maybe you have much work to do in the future
                                                and I will see you there one day despite our differences.

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                                                  • eliot mayfield
                                                    God Squad
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 9324
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: Hello Jesus! I'm on my way!

                                                    I would be happy to see you there. Have you givin your heart to Jesus?
                                                    Matthew:
                                                    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                                    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                                    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                                    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                                                      • Boomerang
                                                        Unsaved trash
                                                         
                                                        • Feb 2008
                                                        • 34
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: Hello Jesus! I'm on my way!

                                                        Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                                                        I would be happy to see you there. Have you givin your heart to Jesus?
                                                        Only recently.....Hence my poor attitude and argumentative spirit
                                                        Sometimes i need convincing but i'm getting there.

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                                                          • Justina Thyme
                                                            Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Dec 2007
                                                            • 1718
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: Hello Jesus! I'm on my way!

                                                            Originally posted by Boomerang View Post
                                                            Grammar.....I could pick this site to pieces if you want to waste time talking about that.
                                                            Sorry about my avator.I will change it to a more appropriate theme.
                                                            I'm sure many of us have done silly things in our youth.
                                                            I can understand that Jesus needs you.Maybe you have much work to do in the future
                                                            and I will see you there one day despite our differences.
                                                            Did you mean "avatar," Shangalang?

                                                            Apparently your spelling could use some work.
                                                            Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

                                                            1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

                                                            A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
                                                             Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
                                                            LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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