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I can't wait until Yule! *Runs off to find a tree*
I can't wait until Yule! *Runs off to find a tree*
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I'm sure it is good for you hellbound witches that the weather is fine. Makes it easier to dance skyclad around bonfires, skin cats, and roast Christian babies. May God have mercy on your depraved souls but protect the cats and babies.Originally posted by Ixi View PostRevelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.Comment
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Did you here what Pastor Zeke said? You will not use these Holy boards to discuss your pagan rituals and plan orgies. Thank you.Originally posted by Ixi View PostRevelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.Comment
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Cats and children are to sacred! I can't believe you sickos, thinking I would kill a child or a cat. The only thing I sacrifice is cakes or cookies.A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.Comment
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Ok ok.....*holds up a flag* Yay Jesus!
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Yup, soon it'll be yuleOriginally posted by Ixi View Post
Hey, just because we're hellbound heathens doesn't mean we can't go to the mallFilthy harlots! How dare you exchange the greetings of your satanic cult in God's favorite forum?! You should be preparing for the Holiest Day of the year, Jesus' Birthday.
Now off to the mall with you both! Honor Jesus and support our troops in iraquistan by shopping!
There will be NO cat or baby killing, thankyou very much!I'm sure it is good for you hellbound witches that the weather is fine. Makes it easier to dance skyclad around bonfires, skin cats, and roast Christian babies. May God have mercy on your depraved souls but protect the cats and babies.
(Sigh) Yes Eno, sorry Eno....I'll just be getting back to the spidery cave now.....Did you here (do I spy a spelling error in your post, dear Eno?) what Pastor Zeke said? You will not use these Holy boards to discuss your pagan rituals and plan orgies. Thank you.sigpic
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And I'll hop out of this tree and give my mom back her laptop, thank you for your support Rachel.A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.Comment
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I'd rather not, but my sister is interested in joining this forum.A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.Comment
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That Rachael, was a typo. Not confusion between "there" and "their", which little miss witchy does often.Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View PostYup, soon it'll be yule
Hey, just because we're hellbound heathens doesn't mean we can't go to the mall
There will be NO cat or baby killing, thankyou very much!
(Sigh) Yes Eno, sorry Eno....I'll just be getting back to the spidery cave now.....Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.Comment
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OMG, shut up about the grammer!A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.Comment
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Speaking of typos, is there a spell check feature on this forum?Originally posted by Enobarbus View Postsigpic
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I don't think so. SQUEE!A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.Comment
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Of course there is, for those who have kept their Tithing up to date...Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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You mean you didn't get the check I sent in the mail some time back? How very strange, it must have gotten lost in the mail. But it's the thought that counts, right?Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostOf course there is, for those who have kept their Tithing up to date...
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