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  • SUV
    True Christian™ Princess
    The Driving Force behind RA12
    Have at it, anytime!
    • Sep 2006
    • 11027
    #1

    HELL-o-ween

    BOO! (Pretend that's a bat, please!)

    Oh my - can Pastor ever Forgive me? JESUS already has!

    Actually, this is only a lead-in to what I really wanted to say:

    MERRY CHRISTMAS!
    SUV
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    • Hushed_Agony
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Sep 2006
      • 105
      #2
      Re: HELL-o-ween

      Originally posted by Sister Sue Vera View Post
      BOO! (Pretend that's a bat, please!)

      Oh my - can Pastor ever Forgive me? JESUS already has!

      Actually, this is only a lead-in to what I really wanted to say:

      MERRY CHRISTMAS!
      SUV
      * just and wishes SUV a
      MERRY CHRISTMAS! as well * especially on this wretched day before us.

      YIC
      Hushed
      And ye shall tread down the wicked; for they shall be ashes under the soles of your feet in the day that I shall do this, saith the Lord of hosts. Malachi 4.3

      Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.
      Pslams 51:7

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        • SUV
          True Christian™ Princess
          The Driving Force behind RA12
          Have at it, anytime!
          • Sep 2006
          • 11027
          #3
          Re: HELL-o-ween

          Bless You, Hushed Agony, Babe...!

          And Curse those little Spawns of Satan and their brimming Treat bags who are too Damn Greedy to SHARE, which I had always thought was a Christian Virtue!

          And I Bet if they still collect that UNICEF Money, they'll steal ever cent of it, too, and spend it all on non-KJV 1611 "Bibles" (SINNERS!!!)
          Last edited by SUV; 10-31-2006, 06:01 PM. Reason: GrammaR Sue mis-spelt

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            • Hushed_Agony
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Sep 2006
              • 105
              #4
              Re: HELL-o-ween

              Originally posted by Sister Sue Vera View Post
              Bless You, Hushed Agony, Babe...!

              And Curse those little Spawns of Satan and their brimming Treat bags who are too Damn Greedy to SHARE, which I had always thought was a Christian Virtue!

              And I Bet if they still collect that UNICEF Money, they'll steal ever cent of it, too, and spend in on non-KJV 1611 "Bibles" (SINNERS!!!)
              A good smack on the brim of the nose will make most share SUV. I have my Christian Virtues, namely the Louisville Slugger, 2006. (Of course my KJV1611, used as a backup in case the Louisville somehow splinters)

              Those monies could be used better elsewhere besides the evil greasy hands of the crosseyed, foul mouthed little fecal piles of satan's children that they are.

              YIC
              Hushed
              And ye shall tread down the wicked; for they shall be ashes under the soles of your feet in the day that I shall do this, saith the Lord of hosts. Malachi 4.3

              Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.
              Pslams 51:7

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                • Ixi
                  Wretched Unsaved Goth
                  Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 844
                  #5
                  Re: HELL-o-ween

                  Hello everyone, I hope you have a good Samhain and a happy new year!
                  A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                    • Hushed_Agony
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 105
                      #6
                      Re: HELL-o-ween

                      Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                      Hello everyone, I hope you have a good Samhain and a happy new year!

                      You should be smacked on the brim of the nose with a nice solid Louisville and then drug out into the streets and stoned for bringing your potty mouth into this, SUV's uplifting thread.
                      And ye shall tread down the wicked; for they shall be ashes under the soles of your feet in the day that I shall do this, saith the Lord of hosts. Malachi 4.3

                      Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.
                      Pslams 51:7

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                        • Ixi
                          Wretched Unsaved Goth
                          Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 844
                          #7
                          Re: HELL-o-ween

                          Why, I'm just saying happy new year.....
                          A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                            • Bobby-Joe
                              Landover Security Superviser
                              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 18405
                              #8
                              Re: HELL-o-ween

                              Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                              Why, I'm just saying happy new year.....
                              It's it possible for you Ixi not to make a post not attacking us? All your name calling rants are starting to ware thin. Now appologise to Hush Agony.

                              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                                • Rain
                                  Youthful soldier of Christ
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 86
                                  #9
                                  Re: HELL-o-ween

                                  Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                                  Why, I'm just saying happy new year.....
                                  Good, Biblical, SAVED True Christians DON'T believe or celebrate in some false hippy wicker goth 'holiday', that's really just an excuse for all you wickers to go around and sacrifice some more Christian babies to your demon gods!!

                                  Exodus 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

                                  REPENT you heathen wicker!!

                                  ~Rain

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                                    • SUV
                                      True Christian™ Princess
                                      The Driving Force behind RA12
                                      Have at it, anytime!
                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 11027
                                      #10
                                      Re: HELL-o-ween

                                      Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                                      Why, I'm just saying happy new year.....
                                      I will thank you to refer to this Holy Day as "The Circumcision of The Christ!" Ixi! (And what was wrong with "Ixoye" anyway? You don't like Fish or what?!)

                                      Oh! How these Sinners can drag one's Uplifting thread down to the depths in a matter of hours! Would it be horning in on JESUS' Acts if I had myself a Good womanly WEEP™?

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                                        • Pastor Isaac Peters
                                          Senior Pastor
                                          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                                          Always Biblically correct
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Sep 2006
                                          • 10639
                                          #11
                                          Re: HELL-o-ween

                                          Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                                          Hello everyone, I hope you have a good Samhain and a happy new year!
                                          Hello, Icky. I hope that you repent soon and stop mocking Jesus and His favorite church, since otherwise you're going to have a very unhappy eternity.
                                          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                                          Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                                            • Ixi
                                              Wretched Unsaved Goth
                                              Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                                              • Sep 2006
                                              • 844
                                              #12
                                              Re: HELL-o-ween

                                              Sorry H.A. Now...Happy New Year!
                                              A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                                                • Rachael Van Helsing
                                                  HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                  • 5131
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: HELL-o-ween

                                                  And a happy Samhain to you too, Ixi
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                                                  Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                                                    • Ixi
                                                      Wretched Unsaved Goth
                                                      Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                                                      • Sep 2006
                                                      • 844
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: HELL-o-ween

                                                      Merry Samhain! Its a good thing the weather is nice.
                                                      A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                                                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                           
                                                          • Sep 2006
                                                          • 78556
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: HELL-o-ween

                                                          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                                                          And a happy Samhain to you too, Ixi
                                                          Filthy harlots! How dare you exchange the greetings of your satanic cult in God's favorite forum?! You should be preparing for the Holiest Day of the year, Jesus' Birthday.

                                                          Now off to the mall with you both! Honor Jesus and support our troops in iraquistan by shopping!
                                                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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