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    True Christian™ Princess
    The Driving Force behind RA12
    Have at it, anytime!
    • Sep 2006
    • 11027
    #1

    Blessed Birthday, ZECHARIAH SMITH!

    Blessed Birthday, Brother!

    And may this little card I picked up for you remind you and all Christians to BEWARE RA11

    It gets scarier looking all the time


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    • Billy Bob Jenkins
      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
      Hates anal sex. And trees.
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 8337
      #2
      Re: Blessed Birthday, ZECHARIAH SMITH!

      Happy Birthday! Your annual survival is yet another reason for me to praise Jesus!!!
      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556
          #3
          Re: Blessed Birthday, ZECHARIAH SMITH!

          Shout Glory and Praise God for allowing you to live another year. I'll expect your generous Birthday Love Offering delivered before midnight tonight, and you'll never be troubled by those....issues.....again.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Bible Student
              Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
              With Jesus now.
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2010
              • 2474
              #4
              Re: Blessed Birthday, ZECHARIAH SMITH!

              HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

              I hope the lights are tripping fantastic for you today.
              YiJC, BS

              II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                • Jack O'fagan
                  With faith as immovable as the Earth
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 4836
                  #5
                  Re: Blessed Birthday, ZECHARIAH SMITH!

                  Have a wonderful birthday Brother Zechariah. I know you will spend it praising Jesus!
                  If the children demand attention today remember don't spare the rod

                  YiC


                  Jack
                  Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                  I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                    • Cranky Old Man
                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                      You kids get off his lawn!
                       
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 22379
                      #6
                      Re: Blessed Birthday, ZECHARIAH SMITH!

                      Time flies while one suffers for Jesus.

                      I remember when he was just an anoying brat I had to hose of my property. And now he has grown up to become a fine True Christian(tm) man. I just hope his kids will be less anoying.
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29453
                          #7
                          Re: Blessed Birthday, ZECHARIAH SMITH!

                          Zech! Happy Birthday pal! Been stuck in Reno for a few days and I've been distracted. My niece Brandi wants you to visit and lay hands upon her again. She constantly talks about how you exposed Jesus to her.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • Zechariah Smyth
                              Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                              True Christian™
                              • Feb 2011
                              • 15251
                              #8
                              Re: Blessed Birthday, ZECHARIAH SMITH!

                              Thank you my friends! I can't believe another year has gone by and Jesus has not called me home.



                              Mr. Hutchins, I look forward to any and all future visits from Brandi. I always love the opportunity to spread Jesus' Love among the youth of our fine nation.

                              YiC,

                              Zech
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                                • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                  The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                  Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                  aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 15708
                                  #9
                                  Re: Blessed Birthday, ZECHARIAH SMITH!

                                  BLESSINGS ON
                                  YOUR SPECIAL DAY!




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