[Deaner]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

What is heaven like?

Heaven is a beautiful place Ixi. Full of love, magnificence and glory. Jesus says we will dine at His banquet, that we have many mansions waiting for us, that divine Holy Angels will be around day and night protecting and nurturing us.

The fields are the greenest green, filled with colorful flowers and birds that you have never seen before. Everyone is beautiful. Everyone is happy.

And of course, just to balance everything out, we get to look down on the darkies, homers and witches being burned and raped in hell for the rest of eternity. People who mocked Jesus when they were alive.

It always amazes me that people do not see the tender love and understanding of our Saviour and accept his invitation. Tell me xxi; can you tell me anything more satisfying then to watch your enemies in unspeakable pain, writhing and screaming and being raped by demons forever?

This is the love Baby Jesus has for you iXi; the love he has for us all. He'll do that, He has promised that...and all you have to say is; "I love you too Baby Jesus." That's not hard is it?

Dean

[Ixi]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

What is heaven like?

[Jesus is Lord]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

Of course they are a "who". Of course they have souls.

And what do you base that belief on? The Bible, the Holy Word of God does not say animals have souls and it may say that they don't but I'm not sure.

Why would animals have souls? Souls exist for humans to have an afterlife where they will either be punished for all eternity for denying God or relaxing in Paradise praising God. Animals are not needed in Heaven, the Bible tells us that the only animals in Heaven will be horses. Animals do not think for themselves so cannot be punished or rewarded for their actions on Earth.

[Ixi]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

Of course they are a "who". Of course they have souls.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

What do you mean, 'who'?

Animals doesn't have souls Ixki..
They're only walking (pre-packed) meat.
Sure, they're nice to cuddle, but only for so long, then you snap their neck and have your servants make a lovely dinner.

They are "who" when you're a witch!

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

Who is that cute cat in your avatar?

What do you mean, 'who'?

Animals doesn't have souls Ixki..
They're only walking (pre-packed) meat.
Sure, they're nice to cuddle, but only for so long, then you snap their neck and have your servants make a lovely dinner.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

Friends, I may have hit the jackpot! Instead of letting all the little demons slag about the streets getting entangled in the teeth of the neighborhood pit bulls, we arranged for them to all appear in one place....a county park WITH their wickedan parents. We billed this as a "Halloween Samhain celebration and Renaissance Faire". It will attract every tree-hugger and their demon-spawn for miles around!

We have set up barrels of gasoline every fifteen feet, disguised as light stands. At 8PM sharp, everyone will gather inside the circle of lights for the grand drawing and the crowning of the Lord and Lady. Then.....BOOM!

I can just imagine all the little wickedan children, hair and hemp clothing ablaze, running in circles screaming.

Not if emergency leaflets are dropped over the area first!!

[Petal]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

Who is that cute cat in your avatar?

that be Mr.Twinkie . i not no where Mr.Pastor Pistle be gettin his informashun from, cuz Mr.Cupcake were my bunny wabbit

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

They were twins. One was named Twinkie and one was named Cupcake. They were catnapped during a cat nap and are now known as The cats in the kettle at the Peking Moon.

[Ixi]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

Who is that cute cat in your avatar?

[Petal]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

Not really...just save my friends.

your wish is my commands, Miss.Ixi!

here be Miss.Goy, she were a wicker slave an them mean wickers whupped her into submissshuns, they forceds her go trick-or-treatin in my nieghborhood she walked for miles an miles her dainty an ladylike trotters sore an raw from her liddle piggy exershuns . but it ok cuz now she safe in my basements an Miss.Sue Vera gonna be gettin lots an lots of bootiful christmas hams

[Ixi]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

Not really...just save my friends.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

It sounds stupid! So its at Landover?

There are no wickers at Landover Baptist church or in the city of Freehold, Iowa. All do I know is Pastor Al and his bodyguards are out of Freehold and if I did know I am certianly not going to tell the likes of you were he is. I bet you would love nothing more that to strap a bomb to your chest Ixi and run up to Pastor Al.

[Ixi]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

It sounds stupid! So its at Landover?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

You wouldn't dare! Where is this taking place, tonight?

I don't know. Pastor Al has gone "undisclosed" on the Pastor Watch board here in Security but frankly I wish he had chosen to invite me to help out at his party. It sounds Godly.