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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #211
    Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

    Originally posted by Hibachi View Post
    Ah so! Anudda gleat victoly fo Chinee chinky Nips! We beat Amelicans in Vietnam because of riberal hippies and we beat Amelicans again because of riberal hippies who turn back on God! Hoolay! Now we mally white woman and move into you neighbolhood and take you jobs! Ah so, gleat victoly!
    One gook is enough. Go back to your rice paddies and your false chink "gods". To quote Pastor Pistle:


    GONG!!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • lilpentecostalgirl
      Trailer "Christian"
      • Dec 2007
      • 279

      #212
      Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

      I know the Lord will show the pastor what needs to be done but I say no because he is a pervert.

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      • Glendora Christianson
        Spiritual Mother of LBC
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2329

        #213
        Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

        I think Hitoshi missed his calling.
        Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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        • JennyD
          Honorary True Christian™
          Sweet Placid Sister
          Forum Member
          • Dec 2007
          • 9567

          #214
          Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

          Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
          He should have been a game-show hostess?
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          • ihavehalfanidea
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Feb 2008
            • 10

            #215
            Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

            I like Hitoshi.... but that other one had to go. That was neither english, american or jap.

            Hitoshi has a wonderful sense of humor, in my opinion, and is very good with his cartoon skills.

            He also recognised Partor Ezekiel as the one to charm to stay on-line.

            A smart asian man I would say.

            Cheers, Ihavenoidea.

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            • SUV
              True Christian™ Princess
              The Driving Force behind RA12
              Have at it, anytime!
              • Sep 2006
              • 11027

              #216
              Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              GONG!!
              I bet as soon as he heard that he fell to his knees like a nucular bum and began slobbering and Praising his chinky little Gods,
              Homer! that he really is.

              (Right, HITONME?!!)

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              • Hitoshi
                Professor of Engrish
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 446

                #217
                Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

                Originally posted by ihavenoidea View Post
                I like Hitoshi.

                Hitoshi has a wonderful sense of humor, in my opinion, and is very good with his cartoon skills.

                A smart asian man I would say.

                Cheers, Ihavenoidea.
                thank you much for compliment!! you are bring big smile to face!!

                are you man or woman? if man I am like buy you beer. if woman I am buy you stronger alcohol beverage.

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                • Justina Thyme
                  Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2007
                  • 1718

                  #218
                  Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

                  Ah, good old Hitoshi. Good to have you back, you silly old horn dog. Just promise Miss Justina that you won't get into too much mischief here, okay?
                  Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

                  1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

                  A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
                  Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

                  LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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                  • SUV
                    True Christian™ Princess
                    The Driving Force behind RA12
                    Have at it, anytime!
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 11027

                    #219
                    Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

                    Hello, Hitonme, have you noticed yet that I am not talking to you?!

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                    • Hitoshi
                      Professor of Engrish
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 446

                      #220
                      Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

                      Originally posted by SUV View Post
                      Hello, Hitonme, have you noticed yet that I am not talking to you?!
                      you never get date like that baby sugar. you are seem much desperate (is big turn off okay).

                      you need for learn how flirt and tease same like Hitoshi.

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                      • Roberta
                        Anti La Leche League Organizer
                        True Christian™
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 1817

                        #221
                        Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

                        Dear Pastor Zeke,

                        Please ban this crossdressing pervert forever! Not a day has passed and Sheroshi is proving to be as big a hoax as Sherrefacade.

                        I found this pic on the internet.
                        Last edited by Roberta; 08-25-2008, 11:22 AM.
                        Come climb my mountains.

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                        • Old Man Hatchet
                          Super Moderator
                          Beloved Church Elder
                          World's Greatest Father and Grandfather
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 2084

                          #222
                          Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

                          Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                          you never get date like that baby sugar. you are seem much desperate (is big turn off okay).

                          you need for learn how flirt and tease same like Hitoshi.

                          First of all, you will address Godly Sister Sue Vera with humility and respect--calling her "baby sugar" is not even remotely close. Secondly, Sister Sue always conducts herself in a very demure and ladylike fashion. She is not "much desperate." Thirdly, you are the last person who should be advising others on the virtues of subtlety.

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                          • SUV
                            True Christian™ Princess
                            The Driving Force behind RA12
                            Have at it, anytime!
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 11027

                            #223
                            Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

                            That's better, you Yellow Menace!

                            My GOD, but is Pastor Ezekiel is going to have a Catastrophic Conniption when he sees this!:



                            PS Blessings for coming to my Emotional Rescue, Brother Hatchet.
                            Isn't it awful the way these God-less furriners get the wrong ideas about Decent Christian Ladies?

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                            • Mr Godwin
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 123

                              #224
                              Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?




                              Just making the rounds and poking my face into this thread for laughs. The ching chong looks like a cow in that dress.

                              He looks udderly ridiculous. Moo on that. That's my take on it.
                              Read your Bible, boys and girls. Jesus likes educated people. That's my take on it.

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78556

                                #225
                                Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

                                Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                                Dear Pastor Zeke,

                                Please ban this crossdressing pervert forever! Not a day has passed and Sheroshi is proving to be as big a hoax as Sherrefacade.

                                I found this pic on the internet.
                                Hiroshi!! Explain yourself! Are you actually a perverted bulldyke lezbean, running around the country in a coven of unshaved, smelly feminazis? Has all this been a lie!!
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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