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  • SalvationSeeker
    True Christian™ Theologian
    Forum Member
    • Sep 2006
    • 3892

    #61
    Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

    Originally posted by Ixi View Post
    Donate your body to science=good. But to steal a body? Thats horrible!
    We're not stealing, we're liberating it from the satanic scientists, who would otherwise use it in dark rituals.
    Just like our Godly President Bush is liberating the Iraqian oil from mudslimes, who would otherwise use it to fuel cars filled with explosives.
    If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
    A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
    Proverbs 9:12-13

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    • Pastor Al E Pistle
      Christ's Cōnsiliārius
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 9323

      #62
      Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

      Originally posted by Ixi View Post
      Yeah, Hellion isn't a lesbian, and neither am I. Now can you please let me change my sig and take off that pic?
      Is hellion your older sister or your older cousin? She is obviously more educated than you. Wait. Maybe it's your mom. Does she have much extra time between her jobs as a lap dancer and a waitress?
      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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      • Enobarbus
        Professor of English Landover University
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 3496

        #63
        Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

        Originally posted by Ixi View Post
        Donate your body to science=good. But to steal a body? Thats horrible!
        It is not a stolen body. We are not thieves, Ixi. Please don't be so rude about us. The body parts are from a wiccan (or was it a goth) that Brother Wash ran over in his car.
        Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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        • Ixi
          Wretched Unsaved Goth
          Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
          • Sep 2006
          • 844

          #64
          Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

          THIEF! You took his body parts without permission, and did he deliberatly run over the goth with his car? HE SHOULD BE THROWN IN JAIL! Enjoy being butt raped, Brother Wash.
          A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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          • Jesus is Lord
            Devout seeker of the Truth™
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 639

            #65
            Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

            Originally posted by Ixi View Post
            THIEF! You took his body parts without permission, and did he deliberatly run over the goth with his car? HE SHOULD BE THROWN IN JAIL! Enjoy being butt raped, Brother Wash.
            What part of it was self-defense do you not understand? Brother Wash ran the heathen over to defend himself, his family, and his friends from the demon-infested sinner.
            The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
            Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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            • SalvationSeeker
              True Christian™ Theologian
              Forum Member
              • Sep 2006
              • 3892

              #66
              Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

              Originally posted by Ixi View Post
              THIEF! You took his body parts without permission, and did he deliberatly run over the goth with his car? HE SHOULD BE THROWN IN JAIL! Enjoy being butt raped, Brother Wash.
              Such language and deviant sexual practices is not fit for a 15year old girl...
              Or anyone else for that matter.
              REPENT!

              Anyways, we are not stealing.
              As I said, we are liberating, there is a huge difference.
              Or maybe you're one of those who support terrorism and want to cut and run?
              If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
              A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
              Proverbs 9:12-13

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              • Ixi
                Wretched Unsaved Goth
                Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                • Sep 2006
                • 844

                #67
                Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

                And what did he ever do to Brother Wash? If he was afraid the man would threaten him, he should have called the cops instead to deal with it, NOT RUN HIM OVER!
                A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                • Ixi
                  Wretched Unsaved Goth
                  Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 844

                  #68
                  Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

                  No, I'm against terrorism. And against running people over.
                  A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                  • hellion
                    Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 564

                    #69
                    Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

                    Originally posted by JonFish85 View Post
                    Mr. Hell Onion

                    First off, despite the fact that you're patently *wrong*, I just want to take a moment to share something with you. You are not allowed to judge us True Christians(tm). Judging is reserved for God Himself and His Favorite People, the members of the congregation of Landover Baptist Church. Your sputtering merely increases the amount of spittle you have spat upon the Baby Jesus, and therefore increases the size of Satan's tallywhacker once you get to Hell(tm).

                    On another note, I assure you that the bodies are hardly carelessly thrown about. The corpses of the damned are strewn about with the greatest of care, to ensure that the Hell(tm) is scared out of every passerby, literally! What better use to put the dead to than scaring the currently-living into accepting Jesus as their Saviour(tm), I ask you! The more decayed the body, the more tortured the soul has been in Hell(tm), and therefore the more scared the visitor will be. Glory!
                    Wow! What bullshit! I think I believe the authorities when it comes to determining these things, not degenerates like you. And dead bodies aren't scary. Sorry, but they aren't. I dare you to try to scare me.
                    "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                    Moderatio est Figmentum

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                    • Jesus is Lord
                      Devout seeker of the Truth™
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 639

                      #70
                      Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

                      Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                      No, I'm against terrorism. And against running people over.
                      We are all against running people over. Goths aren't people, they're not even animals.
                      The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
                      Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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                      • Pastor Al E Pistle
                        Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 9323

                        #71
                        Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

                        Originally posted by hellion View Post
                        I dare you to try to scare me.
                        Go look in a mirror. I dare you NOT to be scared!
                        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78552

                          #72
                          Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

                          Originally posted by hellion View Post
                          I dare you to try to scare me.
                          Your perverted lifestyle should scare you. Not being scared isn't always a sign of bravery or guts. In your case its a sign of idiocy. Any decent, normal person (i.e., True Christian™) would see your life as terrifying.

                          Better wake up and ask Jesus to take over. you will not be putting up such a brave front when you wake up in the lake of fire gulping satan's scalding hot spunk. No siree.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Ixi
                            Wretched Unsaved Goth
                            Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 844

                            #73
                            Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

                            So what if he isn't scared? If he was, he would be scared of what kind of life you live!
                            A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                            • hellion
                              Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 564

                              #74
                              Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              Your perverted lifestyle should scare you. Not being scared isn't always a sign of bravery or guts. In your case its a sign of idiocy. Any decent, normal person (i.e., True Christian™) would see your life as terrifying.

                              Better wake up and ask Jesus to take over. you will not be putting up such a brave front when you wake up in the lake of fire gulping satan's scalding hot spunk. No siree.
                              Yeah, well it doesn't. Because there I don't believe in a lake of fire. And you're anything but normal. Killing people over god? Some religion...
                              "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                              Moderatio est Figmentum

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                              • hellion
                                Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                                • Nov 2006
                                • 564

                                #75
                                Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

                                Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                                Go look in a mirror. I dare you NOT to be scared!
                                I didn't have to. All I had to do was take a look at your display picture and I was already horrified! Well, it was more of a 'WOW! Someone must be pretty drunk to do the un-godly thing with him' sorta thing. But I guess that's an emotion related to fear.
                                "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                                Moderatio est Figmentum

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