Finally something good comes from Facebook!

[Faith_Machine]

I deplore Facebook because it so readily facilitates extra-marital affairs. However, I've just stumbled across something which gives me hope that Facebook may have some legitimate uses after all.

Be forewarned, friends, that the following link contains foul language and an image of something almost as sickening as menstrual blood:

Newlywed posts bloody sheet pic on Facebook to prove bride's virginity

I think this is a fine trend, and ought to continue! Just think; if every young woman knew this sort of photographic evidence was definitely going to be posted on the day after her wedding night, why, I guarantee you a lot more of them would learn how to keep their legs closed!

We already know God approves of this trend:

Hebrews 13:4

Marriage is honourable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge.

Perhaps, in His infinite wisdom, God permitted Filthbook to exist simply because He knew Godly men would one day bend it to His will?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Finally something good comes from Facebook!

That is an excellent idea! And after they post it on Facebook they can frame it and hang it above the fireplace so they are reminded every day about the purity of their marriage.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Finally something good comes from Facebook!

Hmmm, that doesn't look like much: I'm thinking she snuck a chinaman in there at some point.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Repentant]

Re: Finally something good comes from Facebook!

Hmmm, that doesn't look like much: I'm thinking she snuck a chinaman in there at some point.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

I do wonder why he has hanging around so long afterwards with getting his wife to change the bed. Surely once they have finished they should be up and about, she cleaning everything up and he should be praying to god for a new army of soldiers for Jesus? We don't want people revelling in, and enjoying, sex that way lies madness.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Finally something good comes from Facebook!

Shout glory! We're one step closer to restoring God's Law on the subject.

Deut. 22:13-21: If any man take a wife, and go in unto her, and hate her, And give occasions of speech against her, and bring up an evil name upon her, and say, I took this woman, and when I came to her, I found her not a maid: Then shall the father of the damsel, and her mother, take and bring forth [the tokens of] the damsel's virginity unto the elders of the city in the gate: And the damsel's father shall say unto the elders, I gave my daughter unto this man to wife, and he hateth her; And, lo, he hath given occasions of speech [against her], saying, I found not thy daughter a maid; and yet these [are the tokens of] my daughter's virginity. And they shall spread the cloth before the elders of the city. And the elders of that city shall take that man and chastise him; And they shall amerce him in an hundred [shekels] of silver, and give [them] unto the father of the damsel, because he hath brought up an evil name upon a virgin of Israel: and she shall be his wife; he may not put her away all his days. But if this thing be true, [and the tokens of] virginity be not found for the damsel: Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Finally something good comes from Facebook!

I do wonder why he has hanging around so long afterwards with getting his wife to change the bed. Surely once they have finished they should be up and about, she cleaning everything up and he should be praying to god for a new army of soldiers for Jesus? We don't want people revelling in, and enjoying, sex that way lies madness.

I was born a vile thing of course and remained vile until I understood The Truth. As a result I am aware that many heathen women make abominable use of raspberries on their wedding night and do feel that some more stringest test should be applied than the merely visual. As long as the standard taught in schools remains guttersnipe & trollop the chances of remaining mentally intact (as I have, fortunately, despite the slurry of vice displayed on every street in every shop and train they think nobody can see What Is Going On but it is so obvious I am surprised they even bother to pretend) ..are virtually non-existent. Yes, some other test is definitely needed - perhaps if one of the Creation Scientists could take a blood sample and do a microscope examination/comparison? I am beginning to feel sick now.