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  • ihavehalfanidea
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    Under Investigation
    • Feb 2008
    • 10

    #76
    Re: I'm being Sued!!

    Great analogy Brother Guy.


    Cheers, Ihavenoidea

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    • Brother Guy Bayard
      Anvil of the Antipodes
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2007
      • 1271

      #77
      Re: I'm being Sued!!

      Originally posted by ihavenoidea View Post
      Great analogy Brother Guy.


      Cheers, Ihavenoidea
      I applaud your appreciation of my explanation. May I suggest a name change - to "I have some Idea - albeit
      rudimentary"?
      The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
      Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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      • ihavehalfanidea
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        Under Investigation
        • Feb 2008
        • 10

        #78
        Re: I'm being Sued!!

        I think that is a great idea Brother Guy, unfortunately....yes you guessed it.... ihavenoidea.... on how to change my username.

        Thanks for the advice though, it was appreciated.

        Regards, ihavenoidea.

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        • Offcr. Albert Martin
          Unsaved Meter Maid
          • Feb 2008
          • 250

          #79
          Re: I'm being Sued!!

          Please don't die until your "Tribulation" comes (which I don't believe in)...If it does come, I want you around long enough for me to use my arsenal of weapons on.

          And BTW, I have several non-Catholics as my friends, but they (unlike you) know Jesus died for all of our sins, and wants everyone to get into heaven.
          Former member of a church which I cannot dare mention-Now a spiritual free agent-could LBC be the way for me?

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          • Talitha
            Deaconess
            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
            True Christian™
            • May 2026
            • 15118

            #80
            Re: I'm being Sued!!

            Originally posted by Offcr. Albert Martin View Post
            Please don't die until your "Tribulation" comes (which I don't believe in)...If it does come, I want you around long enough for me to use my arsenal of weapons on.

            And BTW, I have several non-Catholics as my friends, but they (unlike you) know Jesus died for all of our sins, and wants everyone to get into heaven.
            Are they those "friends" you've got locked up in that Police Cell?

            "Oh Officer ah dropped ma Soap on the shower floor, can ya help me find it?"

            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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            • Remy Lebeau
              LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
              President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
              Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 2058

              #81
              Re: I'm being Sued!!

              Originally posted by Offcr. Albert Martin View Post
              Please don't die until your "Tribulation" comes (which I don't believe in)...If it does come, I want you around long enough for me to use my arsenal of weapons on.

              And BTW, I have several non-Catholics as my friends, but they (unlike you) know Jesus died for all of our sins, and wants everyone to get into heaven.
              Hold it right there, buddy. Are you threatening people with sexual violence here on God's Favorite Forum? Jesus will not allow one of His Elect to be sodomized by any of your "weapons". You papist spreading your wings now? Little boys aren't enough?!?!

              Look here you young papist punk. You'd best watch your tone and lay off the threats before Jesus get's involved and you wake up in Hell playing with Satan's weapons. Don't make me have to warn you again you Walmart employeed toy cop. You aren't even allowed to carry a real weapon.

              Now scat!!!
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              • Offcr. Albert Martin
                Unsaved Meter Maid
                • Feb 2008
                • 250

                #82
                Re: I'm being Sued!!

                Well, consider me your newest debate challenger!
                Former member of a church which I cannot dare mention-Now a spiritual free agent-could LBC be the way for me?

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                • ForGodsSake
                  X-Aussie Evangelist
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 493

                  #83
                  Re: I'm being Sued!!

                  Friends could also = Alter boy's
                  (2 Peter 3:10)

                  But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

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                  • Roberta
                    Anti La Leche League Organizer
                    True Christian™
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 1817

                    #84
                    Re: I'm being Sued!!

                    Originally posted by Offcr. Albert Martin View Post
                    Well, consider me your newest debate challenger!
                    Parking Infraction Group


                    The Traffic Unit has a fourth squad which consists of a sergeant, one officer, one cadet and civilian parking enforcement personnel. Civilian personnel wear khaki uniforms with black ties. This is to distinguish them from real police officers who wear dark blue uniforms. PIG personnel are not authorized to carry weapons or restraints and have no authority to interdict under any circumstances.

                    The PIG squad is responsible for the following:
                    • All parking meter enforcement
                    • Parking Regulation/Zone enforcement
                    • Enforcement of all City Parking Permits (approximately 850 issued each year)
                    • Assist with Traffic Control, as needed, for special events
                    • Target habitual parking violators
                    • Interact with neighborhood associations to target abandoned vehicles within their neighborhood and any other chronic parking problem

                    City of Des Moines, Iowa
                    Police Department

                    • 25 East First Street
                    • Des Moines, Iowa 50309
                    Come climb my mountains.

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                    • Roberta
                      Anti La Leche League Organizer
                      True Christian™
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 1817

                      #85
                      Re: I'm being Sued!!

                      REAL DES MOINES COPS--MEN IN BLUE
                      Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 02-28-2008, 11:28 PM. Reason: photo too huge
                      Come climb my mountains.

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                      • Scheherazade
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Feb 2008
                        • 147

                        #86
                        Re: I'm being Sued!!



                        That is quite a large image, Roberta.

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                        • Offcr. Albert Martin
                          Unsaved Meter Maid
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 250

                          #87
                          Re: I'm being Sued!!

                          Now, what was that you were saying about traffic cops and khaki shirts?
                          Former member of a church which I cannot dare mention-Now a spiritual free agent-could LBC be the way for me?

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                          • Scheherazade
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Feb 2008
                            • 147

                            #88
                            Re: I'm being Sued!!

                            You've aged considerably, Officer.

                            Are you feeling alright?

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                            • Roberta
                              Anti La Leche League Organizer
                              True Christian™
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 1817

                              #89
                              Re: I'm being Sued!!

                              Originally posted by Offcr. Albert Martin View Post
                              Now, what was that you were saying about traffic cops and khaki shirts?

                              Let's not play games with avatars, Marty. This old sod is even uglier than you!

                              Want a new pic? Try one of these!



                              Come climb my mountains.

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78556

                                #90
                                Re: I'm being Sued!!

                                Originally posted by Offcr. Albert Martin View Post
                                Now, what was that you were saying about traffic cops and khaki shirts?
                                Well you seem to have aged quite suddenly. I suppose writing all those parking tickets must have taken a heavy toll?

                                By the way, you've made a huge mistake in directly confronting Brother Remy. I can't wait to watch him take you apart piece by piece, lie by lie, the same way he dismembered your papist dog brother.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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