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  • SUV
    True Christian™ Princess
    The Driving Force behind RA12
    Have at it, anytime!
    • Sep 2006
    • 11027

    #31
    Re: Newfangled STUFF I Don't Like

    Originally posted by Justina Thyme View Post
    And a very Merry Christmas to you! Have you finished your shopping yet? I still have one or two gifts to get. You know how it is!
    Dear Sister, how deelightful to have met another who is "into" the concept of year-round CHRISTMAS!

    Not everyone here is, including some of our Pastors who should know better

    Also, Sister Virginia Templeton and I are unRepentant "Christ-O-holics." You, too, perhaps?

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    • Marshall
      Righteous and Patriotic
      Highest body count at the VFW
      True Christian™
      • Oct 2006
      • 3330

      #32
      Re: Newfangled STUFF I Don't Like

      Satellite TV.
      It used to be that if you wanted television without commercials you got cablevision and it was great. Now the cable is old fashioned and everyone has the disk TV but there are commercials all over it.

      Even during Andy Griffith.
      God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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      • SUV
        True Christian™ Princess
        The Driving Force behind RA12
        Have at it, anytime!
        • Sep 2006
        • 11027

        #33
        Re: Newfangled STUFF I Don't Like

        Originally posted by Marshall View Post
        Andy Griffith.
        And wasn't Aunt Bee just the fussiest Lady in Christendom, God Bless her Soul!

        Oh my GOD, Brother Marshall, I just found out something you may not really want to know: Frances Bavier, the actress
        who played Aunt Bee on TV was Born in....New York City!!!

        Was this some sort of Cruel Hollyweird hoax perpetuated upon we True Christians by the jooze out there? And they are Legion.

        Why, even IrishMan SEAN PENN is actually part joorish!

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        • Roberta
          Anti La Leche League Organizer
          True Christian™
          • Jan 2008
          • 1817

          #34
          Re: Newfangled STUFF I Don't Like

          And two things I hate:

          ricer cars that drive like a video game (rexus, acula, ikea, etc.)

          joos who try to "pass" by changing their names (Ralph Lifshitz, Issur Danielovitch, Winona Horowitz)
          Come climb my mountains.

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          • Talitha
            Deaconess
            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2026
            • 15118

            #35
            Re: Newfangled STUFF I Don't Like

            Originally posted by Roberta View Post
            And two things I hate:

            ricer cars that drive like a video game (rexus, acula, ikea, etc.)
            Subaru Imprezza Cars.
            It's not even a proper name is it? Even their owners call the "Scooby's" so their friends don't know they own one.
            Subaru are part of Fuji Heavy Industries. We all know the Japs can't be trusted.

            I expect they are all owned by Homo's and Belgians.

            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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            • SUV
              True Christian™ Princess
              The Driving Force behind RA12
              Have at it, anytime!
              • Sep 2006
              • 11027

              #36
              Re: Newfangled STUFF I Don't Like

              Originally posted by Roberta View Post
              (Ralph Lifshitz, Issur Danielovitch, Winona Horowitz)
              I recognize the one in the middle. The nerve, "Kirk Douglas!"

              Best one ever: Joo Bernie Schwartz gets Circumsized and turns into "Tony Curtis"

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              • Roberta
                Anti La Leche League Organizer
                True Christian™
                • Jan 2008
                • 1817

                #37
                Re: Newfangled STUFF I Don't Like

                Originally posted by SUV View Post
                I recognize the one in the middle. The nerve, "Kirk Douglas!"

                Best one ever: Joo Bernie Schwartz gets Circumsized and turns into "Tony Curtis"
                I am pretty certain they circumcised his daughter, too!
                Come climb my mountains.

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                • SUV
                  True Christian™ Princess
                  The Driving Force behind RA12
                  Have at it, anytime!
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 11027

                  #38
                  Re: Newfangled STUFF I Don't Like

                  "Scurrulous Gossip" ? And no one told me?!

                  Thank you for the fascinating link, Sister. I, for one, choose to Believe it!

                  And that Meryl Streep. And that Uma Thurman. And that Kathy Bates

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                  • Justina Thyme
                    Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 1718

                    #39
                    Re: Newfangled STUFF I Don't Like

                    Originally posted by SUV View Post
                    Dear Sister, how deelightful to have met another who is "into" the concept of year-round CHRISTMAS!

                    Not everyone here is, including some of our Pastors who should know better

                    Also, Sister Virginia Templeton and I are unRepentant "Christ-O-holics." You, too, perhaps?
                    Well, I truthfully couldn't describe myself as a True "Christ-O-holic" (what a wonderful word!), but I have been known to keep my Christmas tree up until Memorial Day and I do begin my Christmas shopping right after the New Year. The idea of year-round Christmas is one I greatly enjoy.

                    Today in my part of this great country, (USA, of course ) it's quite warm, about 65 degrees. I'm so glad it's not mid-December because I, as I'm sure most True Christians™ do, most dearly love a White Christmas! But even if the Baby Jesus did decide to put me through the torture of a warm Christmas for His own inexplicable reasons, it would still be Christmas in my misery-ridden, grieving heart. GLORY!
                    Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

                    1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

                    A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
                    Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

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                    • Brother Temperance
                      Senior Usher
                      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                      A very nice young man
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15621

                      #40
                      Re: Newfangled STUFF I Don't Like

                      The hardline militant cripple lobby. I remember the days when a decent, normal, upstanding citizen could walk down the street without being menaced by gangs of disableds with Korans in their wheelchairs. Not anymore.


                      Edited to add: Also, female "org*sms".
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • Marshall
                        Righteous and Patriotic
                        Highest body count at the VFW
                        True Christian™
                        • Oct 2006
                        • 3330

                        #41
                        Re: Newfangled STUFF I Don't Like

                        Tubeless tires.
                        It doesn't seem right that a tire with no tube holds air anyway.
                        God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                        • Roberta
                          Anti La Leche League Organizer
                          True Christian™
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 1817

                          #42
                          Re: Newfangled STUFF I Don't Like

                          Did anyone mention expansions teams? Whenever the NAACP squawks about jobs some podunk town gets a basketball franchise.

                          I doubt there were any nigras in Utah before the Jazz came to town.
                          Come climb my mountains.

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                          • ForGodsSake
                            X-Aussie Evangelist
                            True Christian™
                            • Feb 2008
                            • 493

                            #43
                            Re: Newfangled STUFF I Don't Like

                            Shopping trolleys. I hate them, i wonder if the person who invented these things also had a natural habit of walking with a violent left swing in his walk.
                            (2 Peter 3:10)

                            But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

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                            • The Adversary
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                              Forum Member
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 65

                              #44
                              Re: Newfangled STUFF I Don't Like

                              Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                              Did anyone mention expansions teams? Whenever the NAACP squawks about jobs some podunk town gets a basketball franchise.

                              I doubt there were any nigras in Utah before the Jazz came to town.
                              This is a good question. Was there even Jazz in Utah before 1979? I can only imagine that the Latter-Day Saints swing like a dead monkey.
                              Isaiah 45:6-7:
                              "...I am the LORD and there is none else. I form the light and create darkness. I make peace an create evil. I the LORD do all these things." (KJV)

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                              • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                                Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                                One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                                Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                                True Christian™
                                • Dec 2006
                                • 12414

                                #45
                                Re: Newfangled STUFF I Don't Like

                                High definition televisions. I love Benny Hinn as much as anyone else, but nobody has to see him that clearly!
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