Every time I use the ATM machine or swipe my debit card, it says press one for English or press two for Espanol.
Don't they know English was declared the language in America!
Oh it must be bad there, with those spanicks. it ain't like that here, but it should be. Our ATMs should have the choice English or Chinese/Japs/Indians/Pakistanis/Abo's/everything else
(2 Peter 3:10)
But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.
You run to the grocery store for a few items and use the checkout express lane. 12 items or less and always there is some jerk ahead of you with 13 items.
If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.
I hate it when you do manage to get a bottle open and you find out of all the bottles you pick, it is the one that some forsaken knob has shaken up
(2 Peter 3:10)
But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.
Food that's labelled "Individual" when clearly they are all identical.
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“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
no operator for the phones, no matter how loud I yell
Japanese hugging robots.
Cars from Space
That box heating my food up somehow
de-odorant
no fibber mcgee on radio
cowboy jeans on women
men spraying stuff on themselves
Irish food not clearly marked
there is nothing about that that i agree with. Your way of thinking is so amazingly narrow minded that i cant even understand how you could think like that.
WATERBEDS!! They might feel fun at first, but they always fail at night when one is asleep. Waking up in the middle of the night freezing and soaking wet sucks, and having to empty and repair it in the middle of the night sucks, too.
WATERBEDS!! They might feel fun at first, but they always fail at night when one is asleep. Waking up in the middle of the night freezing and soaking wet sucks, and having to empty and repair it in the middle of the night sucks, too.
Yes, and 360 gallon of water coming through the ceiling at 4a.m. is not much fun either.
I'm filling my next one with water AND jello powder.
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“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
there is nothing about that that i agree with. Your way of thinking is so amazingly narrow minded that i cant even understand how you could think like that.
its really quite comical to read,
and people go on about MY spelling
You're not here to say what others like and dislike, you're here to tell us about newfangled stuff you don't like.
Now you don't like the newfangled shift key or the newfangled apostrophe.
Tell me, are you "newfangled"? I'm making a list.
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“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
there is nothing about that that i agree with. its really quite comical to read,
I had never thought of most of those before, but there are some I can agree with, like the Japanese hugging robots. And men spraying Axe bodyspray on themselves. Jesus would have never wanted that.
Bigfoots, I personally have problems with your use of the lowercase letter "i"
Certainly™ JESUS does also.
PS MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
Me, too, Sister SUV, so that makes three. And apparently Bigfeets didn't bother to google her own username before taking it, or else she'd have learned that the correct spelling is "Sasquatch."
And a very Merry Christmas to you! Have you finished your shopping yet? I still have one or two gifts to get. You know how it is!
Mark 16:17And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.
1 Kings 21:14Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .
A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER: Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
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