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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #16
    Re: Newfangled STUFF I Don't Like

    Rolfing.

    It doesn't have anything to do with muppets or werewolves.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • ForGodsSake
      X-Aussie Evangelist
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2008
      • 493

      #17
      Re: Newfangled STUFF I Don't Like

      Originally posted by Seeker View Post
      Every time I use the ATM machine or swipe my debit card, it says press one for English or press two for Espanol.

      Don't they know English was declared the language in America!
      Oh it must be bad there, with those spanicks. it ain't like that here, but it should be. Our ATMs should have the choice English or Chinese/Japs/Indians/Pakistanis/Abo's/everything else
      (2 Peter 3:10)

      But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

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      • Seeker
        Thank you Pastor Pistle!
        Forum Member
        • Aug 2007
        • 966

        #18
        Re: Newfangled STUFF I Don't Like

        You run to the grocery store for a few items and use the checkout express lane. 12 items or less and always there is some jerk ahead of you with 13 items.

        If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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        • Seeker
          Thank you Pastor Pistle!
          Forum Member
          • Aug 2007
          • 966

          #19
          Re: Newfangled STUFF I Don't Like

          Originally posted by ForGodsSake View Post
          Bottles with those twist top lids that don't. i mean with most of them you have to hire a tool that can crush metal just to open them.
          Oh, you mean like Coors beer bottles?

          If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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          • ForGodsSake
            X-Aussie Evangelist
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2008
            • 493

            #20
            Re: Newfangled STUFF I Don't Like

            Originally posted by Seeker View Post
            Oh, you mean like Coors beer bottles?
            Yep they will do as well.

            I hate it when you do manage to get a bottle open and you find out of all the bottles you pick, it is the one that some forsaken knob has shaken up
            (2 Peter 3:10)

            But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22827

              #21
              Re: Newfangled STUFF I Don't Like

              Food that's labelled "Individual" when clearly they are all identical.
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • Sasquach
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Feb 2008
                • 10

                #22
                Re: Newfangled STUFF I Don't Like

                Originally posted by Pfc. James Nye View Post

                Talking Negros.

                Teevee.

                Red Injun Gold Dollars.

                Ads for Lady Products.

                Why is everything in Spanish.

                no operator for the phones, no matter how loud I yell

                Japanese hugging robots.

                Cars from Space

                That box heating my food up somehow

                de-odorant

                no fibber mcgee on radio

                cowboy jeans on women

                men spraying stuff on themselves

                Irish food not clearly marked
                there is nothing about that that i agree with. Your way of thinking is so amazingly narrow minded that i cant even understand how you could think like that.

                its really quite comical to read,

                and people go on about MY spelling

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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748

                  #23
                  Re: Newfangled STUFF I Don't Like

                  Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                  Food that's labelled "Individual" when clearly they are all identical.
                  Sometimes you want your food to be identical. But they never advertise that.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748

                    #24
                    Re: Newfangled STUFF I Don't Like

                    WATERBEDS!! They might feel fun at first, but they always fail at night when one is asleep. Waking up in the middle of the night freezing and soaking wet sucks, and having to empty and repair it in the middle of the night sucks, too.
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                      Christ's Rottweiler
                       
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 22827

                      #25
                      Re: Newfangled STUFF I Don't Like

                      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                      WATERBEDS!! They might feel fun at first, but they always fail at night when one is asleep. Waking up in the middle of the night freezing and soaking wet sucks, and having to empty and repair it in the middle of the night sucks, too.
                      Yes, and 360 gallon of water coming through the ceiling at 4a.m. is not much fun either.

                      I'm filling my next one with water AND jello powder.
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                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                      • SUV
                        True Christian™ Princess
                        The Driving Force behind RA12
                        Have at it, anytime!
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 11027

                        #26
                        Re: Newfangled STUFF I Don't Like

                        Originally posted by Sasquach View Post
                        and people go on about MY spelling
                        Bigfoots, I personally have problems with your use of the lowercase letter "i"

                        Certainly™ JESUS does also.

                        PS MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

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                        • Ezekiel Bathfire
                          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                          Christ's Rottweiler
                           
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 22827

                          #27
                          Re: Newfangled STUFF I Don't Like

                          Originally posted by Sasquach View Post
                          there is nothing about that that i agree with. Your way of thinking is so amazingly narrow minded that i cant even understand how you could think like that.

                          its really quite comical to read,

                          and people go on about MY spelling
                          You're not here to say what others like and dislike, you're here to tell us about newfangled stuff you don't like.

                          Now you don't like the newfangled shift key or the newfangled apostrophe.

                          Tell me, are you "newfangled"? I'm making a list.
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                          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                          Author of such illuminating essays as,
                          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748

                            #28
                            Re: Newfangled STUFF I Don't Like

                            Originally posted by newfangled View Post
                            there is nothing about that that i agree with. its really quite comical to read,
                            I had never thought of most of those before, but there are some I can agree with, like the Japanese hugging robots. And men spraying Axe bodyspray on themselves. Jesus would have never wanted that.
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • VictoryOS
                              True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                               
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 5388

                              #29
                              Re: Newfangled STUFF I Don't Like

                              Men who pluck their eyebrows and wear women's jeans.
                              Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                              in 2016

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                              • Justina Thyme
                                Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
                                True Christian™
                                • Dec 2007
                                • 1718

                                #30
                                Re: Newfangled STUFF I Don't Like

                                Originally posted by SUV View Post
                                Bigfoots, I personally have problems with your use of the lowercase letter "i"

                                Certainly™ JESUS does also.

                                PS MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
                                Me, too, Sister SUV, so that makes three. And apparently Bigfeets didn't bother to google her own username before taking it, or else she'd have learned that the correct spelling is "Sasquatch."

                                And a very Merry Christmas to you! Have you finished your shopping yet? I still have one or two gifts to get. You know how it is!
                                Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

                                1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

                                A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
                                Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

                                LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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