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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10050
    #16
    Re: Landover Baptist Middle School Choir to Visit San Francisco!

    YPM, I'm so excited that you're bringing your boy's choir to San Francisco that I took the liberty of creating a handy little neighborhood map for you. I figure if you take your boys to any areas besides the Tenderloin, this will help you anticipate what kinds of people you'll be witnessing to, and you'll be able to tailor your message accordingly.

    Faith Machine's Guide to San Francisco:

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      • Faith_Machine
        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2011
        • 10050
        #17
        Re: Landover Baptist Middle School Choir to Visit San Francisco!

        Marty, did we somehow get our signals crossed? I've been waiting here at SFO for several hours, but have seen no sign of you and the boys. Did you wind up hitching a ride on James Hutchins's private jet or something?

        Hopefully you've already arrived safely. Please let me know which hotel you're staying at!
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          • Youth Pastor Marty
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 365
            #18
            Re: Landover Baptist Middle School Choir to Visit San Francisco!

            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
            Marty, did we somehow get our signals crossed? I've been waiting here at SFO for several hours, but have seen no sign of you and the boys. Did you wind up hitching a ride on James Hutchins's private jet or something?

            Hopefully you've already arrived safely. Please let me know which hotel you're staying at!
            It's all the better that you didn't meet with us, Brother. One look into that hotbed of sin and we got right back onto the plane! Your faith in the Lord must be strong to enable you to even leave your home in that place, for surely it is no more than a magma chute sliding souls straight into Lava Lake!

            Matthew 13:41-43 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

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              • Faith_Machine
                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2011
                • 10050
                #19
                Re: Landover Baptist Middle School Choir to Visit San Francisco!

                Marty, I'm so glad to hear you've put the safety of those young boys first! Indeed, San Francisco is a nightmarish tapestry of deviant behavior.
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