[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Have you ever heard of something called the New Testament?

Unlike you and your idolator compatriots, we've actually read the Bible, "Offcr." Papist Scumtin.

[Marshall]

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Where else would you expect them to e*******e s***n from?

Appropriate censorship.

That sinner paraphrased from a false Bible. That is enough to cause lightning bolts in earlier times.

[Offcr. Albert Martin]

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New Policy for Menstruating Females, In Effect Immediately!

Have you ever heard of something called the New Testament?

You're sounding more and more like Armstrongites every day!

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Thats a filthy disgusting post and you just earned yet another Infraction you pervert!

Where else would you expect them to e*******e s***n from?

[Marshall]

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Thats a filthy disgusting post and you just earned yet another Infraction you pervert!

[Unfalsifiable]

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I dream about my bass boat sometimes. I see nothing wrong with that.

It's a good boat.

Bless your pure mind. I was referring (perhaps with secular lingo?) to the part of lev. 15 that says "and the same goes for men whom ejaculate semen from their penis".

[Marshall]

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Well the law is the same for boys having wet dreams you know.

I dream about my bass boat sometimes. I see nothing wrong with that.

It's a good boat.

[Unfalsifiable]

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I don’t see much about menstruating women in Galatians. And if you’re suggesting that because men and women are one in this, men should be menstruating, you are possessed with devils or a lunatick (M't:4:24).

This is family law decreed by The Lord. Keeping dripping things away from you is pure commonsensical.

You’re probably still saved if you suck razorblades but the manufacturer says not to. However, don’t take my word for it…

Well the law is the same for boys having wet dreams you know.

But I think I agree with Mazza on this one anyway.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Galatians (3; 27-28)
“For as many of you as have been baptized into Christ have put on Christ. There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus”.

In the Old Testament Jews pretty much call women totally unclean and all that, but if they are saved, surely it doesn't matter any more? They are clean.

I don’t see much about menstruating women in Galatians. And if you’re suggesting that because men and women are one in this, men should be menstruating, you are possessed with devils or a lunatick (M't:4:24).

This is family law decreed by The Lord. Keeping dripping things away from you is pure commonsensical.

You’re probably still saved if you suck razorblades but the manufacturer says not to. However, don’t take my word for it…

[Marshall]

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No no no no NO!
Gays can't marry! Thats just stupid.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Galatians (3; 27-28)
“For as many of you as have been baptized into Christ have put on Christ. There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus”.

In the Old Testament Jews pretty much call women totally unclean and all that, but if they are saved, surely it doesn't matter any more? They are clean.

If you use that reasoning, then it's open season on marriage, any homer can marry any sodomite because we're all the same. Except the New Testament still gives very clear gender roles for both s*xes. We are one in Jesus as a Saved people, but that doesn't erase the differences in the s*xes.

[Unfalsifiable]

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Galatians (3; 27-28)
“For as many of you as have been baptized into Christ have put on Christ. There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus”.

In the Old Testament Jews pretty much call women totally unclean and all that, but if they are saved, surely it doesn't matter any more? They are clean.

[Marshall]

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Aren't they still selling Menstrous Shacks at the Freehold Home Depot?

[Nobar King]

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Dear Pastor Ezekiel,

Some filthy harlots will disguise their 'menstruation' and try to trap Godly Christian men into 'joining' with them. What should a man do to cleanse himself in this situation?

[Wide-Open]

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Mr. Whitford is a True Christian example for all of us Sister M&M. You are truly blessed with such a caring and practical husband. I hope to once get to his level of dedication and organisational skills.