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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775
    #1

    Share your stories of God's Provision!

    Ever have one of "those" days? Well, today started out like that for me. My youngest baby is being stubborn and refusing to use the potty (we don't do diapers here, as we recognize withholding bowels is an act of defiance against authority), my girls are asking about Valentine's Day, confusing romance with rape, and my niece is now on birth control pills which releases pheromones that boys can smell, knowing she wants to have sex with any and all of them. And I thought she was doing so well!

    So when my friend in Europe sent me some photos of a lovely snow they've been blessed with, it just warmed my heart! You see, I love the snow! I just love it! I think it's so white and clean and crisp and pure. God has created that snow all across Europe to cheer me up! He is sooo good!

    Here is my favorite of the series of photos. I hope you enjoy them, but even more so, I'd love to hear stories of how God provides for you!
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Johny Joe Hold
      Mayor of Freehold
       
      • Feb 2010
      • 12406
      #2
      Re: Share your stories of God's Provision!

      It's so nice of you, Sister, to share some of the important work you are doing at home to make a cozy nest for your family.

      We men really need to hear what women do with their days. I hope others will share as well.
      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23775
          #3
          Re: Share your stories of God's Provision!

          Another story of God's provision!

          Korea has been spared three more demonic evil-doers!

          God, in His infinite wisdom, knew what these three children would grow up to be and how they would hinder the True Christian™ growth in Asia. In His mercy, He took them off the face of the earth for the sake of the savages in the jungles of Korea!

          But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.
          Romans 5:8


          This is especially dear to me as one of my many children believes God is calling him to mission work in Asia. God has prepared the way for my child!


          Praise Jesus!
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Mary Etheldreda
              Gushing for Jesus
               
              • Sep 2011
              • 23775
              #4
              Re: Share your stories of God's Provision!

              Well I am praising Jesus with my arms raised HIGH today!

              God is Good all the time! All the time God is Good!

              A few months ago my sister found a lump in her breast and is concerned it might be cancer. I reminded her cancer doesn't exist, it's a liberal conspiracy to get money by scaring people into thinking medical doctors are necessary. We know God is the Great Physician and can cure those who truly believe. (Isaiah 53:5; Matthew 10:1 ; James 5:14) I am praising God with my sister this morning, even as her body feels weaker and her friends are advising her to see a doctor, she knows God is sovereign and God is Good! The Devil may try and trick her into thinking she is feeling ill, but praise Jesus, she isn't buying his LIES!!!
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78552
                  #5
                  Re: Share your stories of God's Provision!

                  My 14 year old Indonesian houseboy found a $100 bill in an old Bible I hadn't used in awhile. I used it to tip the guy who delivers bear chow supplies to the house. Praise Jesus.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Benjamin Over
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Nov 2011
                      • 81
                      #6
                      Re: Share your stories of God's Provision!

                      Before I got to accept JESUS, I used to had dreams of being sexually abused by my uncle. But GOD has now provided me with dreams constitutes of the glorifying blood of his majesty Christ JESUS, and the suffering that JESUS had to go through for my sins!

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