Tweet
Cancer, the new way to get free money!
Usually when someone wants handouts, everyone agrees they are lazy idiots who need a bath and a job. Unfortunately some losers are smarter and they invent ways to steal our hard earned tax dollars simply because they are too lazy to work. And as we all know, God hates lazy people: Proverbs 12:24 "The hand of the diligent will rule, But the lazy man will be put to forced labor."
Lazy bum who shaves his head for undeserved handouts:
Cancer is a hoax!
The latest hoax people use to rob hard working Americans is "cancer". This is some fancy new age disease. In all my years I never got this cancer so I am fairly certain it is not even a real disease. And for ultimate proof that cancer is a hoax, the Bible never ever mentions it.
Two sluts pretending to be sick so they can have sex all the time:
The need for free handouts never stops!
But unlike real problems like a soldier who is attacked with grenades by cowardly terrorists, cancer seems to have no ending. Even people who got cured from cancer (a.k.a. they ran out of money to be pampered in one of those insane cancer clinics) claim they still suffer from the after effects of their treatment. I am not kidding here, they actually claim to still be sick after they are cured. I suppose one of those hippies tried this, figured out it works, and now all of them do it. Not that a True Christian would ever accept a cure. Genesis 3:17 tells us sickness is our well deserved punishment for Eve's sinning and trying to avoid that well deserved punishment will end in the eternal fires of Hell.
God is all the cure a Christian ever needs:
How Obama is stealing our tax dollars!
Cancer is, very conveniently, completely invisible. Unlike a decent war wound which can easily be verified, cancer is just a state of mind with no physical consequences. Most people just suddenly and randomly "get cancer". More proof that it is all just a big hoax to steal our tax dollars. And it gets worse. Billions of tax dollars are wasted by Obama on cancer research. As if researching something that is undetectable makes any sense. Any God fearing Christian knows that we should trust our eyes and ears and not some unverifiable story from some long bearded hippie.
This hocus pocus device wasted billions of tax dollars:
Cancer equals doing drugs!
And the very very worst part of it all? All these people who suddenly decide to have cancer can use marijuana in many states without getting arrested for that. All a 4 year old child has to do to get unlimited marijuana is learn how to say cancer and cry a little. For some reason shaving your head also helps.
Cancer, just an excuse to do drugs:
Usually when someone wants handouts, everyone agrees they are lazy idiots who need a bath and a job. Unfortunately some losers are smarter and they invent ways to steal our hard earned tax dollars simply because they are too lazy to work. And as we all know, God hates lazy people: Proverbs 12:24 "The hand of the diligent will rule, But the lazy man will be put to forced labor."
Lazy bum who shaves his head for undeserved handouts:
Cancer is a hoax!
The latest hoax people use to rob hard working Americans is "cancer". This is some fancy new age disease. In all my years I never got this cancer so I am fairly certain it is not even a real disease. And for ultimate proof that cancer is a hoax, the Bible never ever mentions it.
Two sluts pretending to be sick so they can have sex all the time:
The need for free handouts never stops!
But unlike real problems like a soldier who is attacked with grenades by cowardly terrorists, cancer seems to have no ending. Even people who got cured from cancer (a.k.a. they ran out of money to be pampered in one of those insane cancer clinics) claim they still suffer from the after effects of their treatment. I am not kidding here, they actually claim to still be sick after they are cured. I suppose one of those hippies tried this, figured out it works, and now all of them do it. Not that a True Christian would ever accept a cure. Genesis 3:17 tells us sickness is our well deserved punishment for Eve's sinning and trying to avoid that well deserved punishment will end in the eternal fires of Hell.
God is all the cure a Christian ever needs:
How Obama is stealing our tax dollars!
Cancer is, very conveniently, completely invisible. Unlike a decent war wound which can easily be verified, cancer is just a state of mind with no physical consequences. Most people just suddenly and randomly "get cancer". More proof that it is all just a big hoax to steal our tax dollars. And it gets worse. Billions of tax dollars are wasted by Obama on cancer research. As if researching something that is undetectable makes any sense. Any God fearing Christian knows that we should trust our eyes and ears and not some unverifiable story from some long bearded hippie.
This hocus pocus device wasted billions of tax dollars:
Cancer equals doing drugs!
And the very very worst part of it all? All these people who suddenly decide to have cancer can use marijuana in many states without getting arrested for that. All a 4 year old child has to do to get unlimited marijuana is learn how to say cancer and cry a little. For some reason shaving your head also helps.
Cancer, just an excuse to do drugs:
Comment