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  • Unfalsifiable
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jan 2008
    • 836
    #1

    I'm a REAL CHRISTIAN

    I actually believe in God, people always tell me I am crazy but I do.

    I FIRMLY believe that Jesus Christ saved me, washed my clean with his blood. I believe in what the Bible, the WHOLE bible says, not just random verses taken out of context.

    I am so much happier now I can wake up in the morning knowing that life is great and that one day I will be home with the Lord. I'm sorry if anyone thinks I'm stupid for doing this, but it will be you roasting in hell when you die, and fearing your death every second of your living life. Because that is where it ends for you.

    Who receives it? Can I get an AMEN?
    READ THE BIBLE
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    • Talitha
      Deaconess
      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2026
      • 15118
      #2
      Re: I'm a REAL CHRISTIAN

      Originally posted by Unfalsifiable View Post
      I actually believe in God, people always tell me I am crazy but I do.

      Can I get an AMEN?
      I'm CRAZY!!

      CRAZY FOR JESUS.

      Do I care?

      HELL NO!!


      AMEN!

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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        • Danny Jones
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Mar 2008
          • 2
          #3
          Re: I'm a REAL CHRISTIAN

          AMEN!

          So am I! Praise!

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            • Ali al-Rashid
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Mar 2008
              • 68
              #4
              Re: I'm a REAL CHRISTIAN

              Originally posted by Danny Jones View Post
              AMEN!

              So am I! Praise!
              Your user title says otherwise.

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                • Sister Noddy
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2007
                  • 1843
                  #5
                  Re: I'm a REAL CHRISTIAN

                  Originally posted by Unfalsifiable View Post

                  I actually believe in God . . . AMEN?
                  It's great to know that you're a winner with Jesus, Falsie!

                  Amen!
                  1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                  1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

                  1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                  Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                  Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                    • Danny Jones
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Mar 2008
                      • 2
                      #6
                      Re: I'm a REAL CHRISTIAN

                      I don't know why. I live here with my mom and dad in Exodus Acres. Did I do something wrong again? I don't wanna get a wippin!

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                        • Justina Thyme
                          Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 1718
                          #7
                          Re: I'm a REAL CHRISTIAN

                          I've been having sort of a dreary day. Thank you, Brother Unfalsifiable, for your uplifting post. Another soul safe in the arms of Jesus!


                          GLORY!
                          Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

                          1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

                          A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
                           Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
                          LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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                            • Sister Noddy
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2007
                              • 1843
                              #8
                              Re: I'm a REAL CHRISTIAN

                              Originally posted by Danny Jones View Post

                              I don't know why. I live here with my mom and dad in Exodus Acres. Did I do something wrong again? I don't wanna get a wippin!
                              What are you talking about? Why don't you introduce yourself in the introduction forum, instead of hijacking Falsie's thread, troll boy?
                              1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                              1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

                              1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                              Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                              Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                                • Unfalsifiable
                                  Forum Member
                                  Forum Member
                                  • Jan 2008
                                  • 836
                                  #9
                                  Re: I'm a REAL CHRISTIAN

                                  Originally posted by Danny Jones View Post
                                  I don't know why. I live here with my mom and dad in Exodus Acres. Did I do something wrong again? I don't wanna get a wippin!
                                  How old are you?


                                  Anyway, praise jesus everyone, I just felt so joyful I thought I ought to make this post. I was Jesus inspired!
                                  READ THE BIBLE

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                                    • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                                      Senior Pastor
                                      VP of Evangelical Outreach
                                      On FIRE for Jesus
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 5812
                                      #10
                                      Re: I'm a REAL CHRISTIAN

                                      Originally posted by Unfalsifiable View Post
                                      Who receives it? Can I get an AMEN?
                                      AMEN!

                                      Deut 27:26 Cursed be he that confirmeth not all the words of this law to do them. And all the people shall say, Amen.
                                      Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

                                      ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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                                      #ChristianLivesMatter

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                                        • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                                          Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                                          One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                                          Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Dec 2006
                                          • 12414
                                          #11
                                          Re: I'm a REAL CHRISTIAN

                                          Originally posted by Unfalsifiable View Post
                                          I actually believe in God, people always tell me I am crazy but I do.

                                          I FIRMLY believe that Jesus Christ saved me, washed my clean with his blood. I believe in what the Bible, the WHOLE bible says, not just random verses taken out of context.

                                          I am so much happier now I can wake up in the morning knowing that life is great and that one day I will be home with the Lord. I'm sorry if anyone thinks I'm stupid for doing this, but it will be you roasting in hell when you die, and fearing your death every second of your living life. Because that is where it ends for you.

                                          Who receives it? Can I get an AMEN?
                                          AMEN and HALLELUJAH! Praise the Lord, you are on FIRE with the Holy Spirit!
                                          Posted via Prayer

                                          1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                                          Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                                          Blogging for CHRIST!
                                          Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                                          All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                                          Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                                          On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                                          My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                               
                                              • Sep 2006
                                              • 78556
                                              #12
                                              Re: I'm a REAL CHRISTIAN

                                              Amen, pal. I hope that this time you are well and truly Saved™.

                                              Have you contacted our accountants yet to set up your Tithing schedule?

                                              Now is not the time to be stingy, pal.
                                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                • Miss Maisie
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Jul 2007
                                                  • 1189
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: I'm a REAL CHRISTIAN

                                                  I hope you really are this time, Falsie. Amen.
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                                                    • Ali al-Rashid
                                                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                      • Mar 2008
                                                      • 68
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: I'm a REAL CHRISTIAN

                                                      So, what exactly did he to become "saved" all of a sudden?

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                                                        • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                                                          Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                                                          One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                                                          Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                                                          True Christian™
                                                          • Dec 2006
                                                          • 12414
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: I'm a REAL CHRISTIAN

                                                          Originally posted by Ali al-Rashid View Post
                                                          So, what exactly did he to become "saved" all of a sudden?
                                                          He accepted Christ into his heart and repented of his sins.
                                                          Posted via Prayer

                                                          1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                                                          Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                                                          Blogging for CHRIST!
                                                          Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                                                          All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                                                          Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                                                          On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                                                          My Ladies of Landover profile!

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