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Praise the LORD another one saved.
Praise the LORD another one saved.
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(2 Peter 3:10)
But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up. -
Re: I'm a REAL CHRISTIAN
YES! I will be tithing exactly in accordance with the apostle Paul's tithing advice.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostAmen, pal. I hope that this time you are well and truly Saved™.
Have you contacted our accountants yet to set up your Tithing schedule?
Now is not the time to be stingy, pal.
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That's nice, Falsie! And make it snappy, Jesus needs new clothes for Easter! Amen!Originally posted by Unfalsifiable View Post
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...Comment
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Yes, indeed Godly Sister Noddy, one must not forget tithing. But Jesus not only needs new Easter rags, He also needs a transfusionOriginally posted by Sister Noddy View PostThat's nice, Falsie! And make it snappy, Jesus needs new clothes for Easter! Amen!
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Many True Christians forget not only the Holy Hemorrhaging as a result of Roman Catholic spears and nails, but also annual drainage used cleansing souls. Fortunately, Jesus can use A,B, AB, O, AO, OB, XO, X,Y, rabbit and lamb type blood, so there’s no excuse for not donating. Do you have to go to the Red Cross to donate? No! You can slit your wrists or those of others in the privacy of your own home and the blood will flow skyward into His Godly Veins, Praise the Lord!
Of course, I’m always available to help with a neck nip if the donor objects.Comment
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Brother, I am glad to hear that.Originally posted by Unfalsifiable View Post
II Corinthians 9
6 But this I say, He which soweth sparingly shall reap also sparingly; and he which soweth bountifully shall reap also bountifully.
7 Every man according as he purposeth in his heart, so let him give; not grudgingly, or of necessity: for God loveth a cheerful giver.
If you are only giving because you feel like you have to, then you aren't saved. If you cheap out, don't expect any favors from God.
Therefore, give generously and cheerfully! God will repay you several times over (see below).
8 And God is able to make all grace abound toward you; that ye, always having all sufficiency in all things, may abound to every good work:
God will make sure you have everything you need.
9 (As it is written, He hath dispersed abroad; he hath given to the poor: his righteousness remaineth for ever.
10 Now he that ministereth seed to the sower both minister bread for your food, and multiply your seed sown, and increase the fruits of your righteousness
When deciding how much to tithe, don't worry about your own needs. God will not only make sure your needs are met, but you will be repaid severalfold.
That winking emoticon appears in the original text of the KJV. God is letting you know he's got you covered. However, if you are cheaping out on your tithing, it is proof that you don't trust God.
Praise the sweet name of Jesus!
Pastor Billy-ReubenUpon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.
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