How to tell if you are a True Christian?

[HallelujahHallelujah]

God has equipped us with a scientific test in order to determine if a person is a True Christian or not. I myself not have taken this test yet, nor have I refused it, for, I don't yet know if I am a True Christian. But are you? God told us in the Gospel of John:

John 16-17: "And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues; 16:18 They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover. "

These are signs that you are a True Christian. You take poison and not die, you touch the sick, the sick cures, you can speak any foreign tongues. And, if you refuse to take this test, you are NOT a True Christian, and if you take poison and die, it also means the same thing: You are NOT a True Christian!

Glory to God!

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: How to tell if you are a True Christian?

God has equipped us with a scientific test in order to determine if a person is a True Christian or not. I myself not have taken this test yet, nor have I refused it, for, I don't yet know if I am a True Christian. But are you? God told us in the Gospel of John:

John 16-17: "And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues; 16:18 They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover. "

These are signs that you are a True Christian. You take poison and not die, you touch the sick, the sick cures, you can speak any foreign tongues. And, if you refuse to take this test, you are NOT a True Christian, and if you take poison and die, it also means the same thing: You are NOT a True Christian!

Glory to God!

I'm pretty sure you mean Mark 16:17-18.

I have handled snakes before. My daughter has even done it.

[Jedediah]

Re: How to tell if you are a True Christian?

I'm proud to say that I can drink a pint of Clorox with no ill effect.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: How to tell if you are a True Christian?

BLASPHEMY DISGUISED AS IGNORANCE

So let me get this straight, some doofus unsaved loser stumbles in here and quotes God's Word inaccurately and I'm supposed to question my faith?

I'm gonna go ahead and not do that, since I'm saved and all. You'll let me know if I turn out to be wrong and all, right?

Yeah, I thought so!

[Holyfield]

Re: How to tell if you are a True Christian?

Matt 4:5-7 "Then the devil taketh him up into the holy city, and setteth him on a pinnacle of the temple, And saith unto him, If thou be the Son of God, cast thyself down: for it is written, He shall give his angels charge concerning thee: and in their hands they shall bear thee up, lest at any time thou dash thy foot against a stone. Jesus said unto him, It is written again, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God."

[Adam Fag]

Re: How to tell if you are a True Christian?

Matt 4:5-7 "Then the devil taketh him up into the holy city, and setteth him on a pinnacle of the temple, And saith unto him, If thou be the Son of God, cast thyself down: for it is written, He shall give his angels charge concerning thee: and in their hands they shall bear thee up, lest at any time thou dash thy foot against a stone. Jesus said unto him, It is written again, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God."

What's that got to do with snakes?

When God cloned Eve we are told he said

God
And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel. Gen 3:15

When God did his next clone, we are told

Paul
For as in Adam all die, even so in Christ shall all be made alive. 1 Cor 15:22

all includes Will's kid and it is singular

That's what it says. You need to make up your mind what you think the book means. I think it means what it says.