[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Get to know your Mormon neighbors!

I thought those things were french. Should we be calling them "Belgy Fries" at McDonalds?

Aren't we still calling them "freedom fries"? I know I am. And when I have to go to a liberal pit like McDonald's, I prefer to bring my own W brand ketchup. Do you know they still serve Heinz there? That's why when my husband, Mr. Whitford, and I eat out, we prefer to give our business to a restaurant that loves America. More often than not, you'll find us at Big Bill's Burgers 'N' Bibles on King James Avenue, just across from The Captain's Gunnery. For my money it's the finest grilled beef in Freehold, and they only have W Ketchup on their tables.

I will admit that most of my friends are what you consider 'unsaved trash' but you know what, I'd rather have friends who are going to go to hell than live a sheltered existence.

After the first hundred billion years of unimaginable pain, feel free to shout up to Heaven from your scorched, charcoal lips and let me know if you regret this sentence or not.

[Azriel]

Re: Get to know your Mormon neighbors!

I'm honored that once you get to heaven you'll remember me

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Get to know your Mormon neighbors!

I'm honored that once you get to heaven you'll remember me

I never said that. I just told you to feel free to shout up to me.

[Azriel]

Re: Get to know your Mormon neighbors!

I was... are all witty comments lost on this forum?

u.u

And don't worry if I go to hell, if I suffer eternal damnation etc and so forth. You'll be the first to know.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Get to know your Mormon neighbors!

I'm honored that once you get to heaven you'll remember me

Remember you? We'll be able to watch you. There is a chasm separating Heaven from Hell, and people on each side can see across to the other. Do you think I'm making that up? It's close enough that we can recognize each other by sight and shout to each other.

It will be extra torment for you when you see how good we have it, and it will be entertainment for us when we get to watch all the sinners who mocked us get what they deserve.

SHOUT GLORY!

I'll be able to shout to you, "Hey Azriel, how are those ten-thousand white-hot tent stakes through your skin treating you?". You'll be able to shout back, "They hurt pretty bad, Billy. Would you mind tossing me one of those bottles of water beside you?" I'll say, "No can do. You remember that day you had the chance to accept Jesus and turned it down? This is the consequences. Sorry."

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Azriel]

Re: Get to know your Mormon neighbors!

I look forward to that day.

[Roberta]

Re: Get to know your Mormon neighbors!

Too bad Gen. Tibbets did not have the chance to fly a few more missions. I puke every time I see something like this on our roads!

[Sister Isabella]

Re: Get to know your Mormon neighbors!

Ugh!

I can't stand Mormons.

[JennyD]

Re: Get to know your Mormon neighbors!

I actually have a bible beside me as I write this. If you bothered to read on your post would have then read (Jesus is still talking with the poor and such at this point) John 13:33 'By this all men will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.' As such you, at Landover who choose to hate with such passion are not (in Jesus' own words) God's disciples. He also says John 13:36 'Where I am going you cannot follow me now; but you shall follow afterward.'

No, dear. He is speaking to the eleven remaining disciples, after Judas goes out. He is NOT "talking with the poor and such".

We at Landover do not take a verse or two out of context and claim it means something else. Were you a True Christian(tm), instead of a poseur, you would not do as you have done.

One more thing, which parts of the bible do you follow? Since the old testament and the new testament teach different things.

Please show us where God (Jesus) told us that His commandments no longer applied. And try to understand the context before you try quoting half a verse this time.

Thanks.