Baptist Icon married for 7th time!

[Father Maurice Lester]

Is Jerry Lee Lewis trying to become a Mormon or is this just a show of support for GOP nominee "Oven" Mitt Romney?

This makes me wonder if there is much difference at all between either of these cults... especially considering Mr. Lewis once married his thirteen year old cousin... legally.

Then there is the matter of his disgraced Baptist cousin and serial tear-spiller Jimmy Swaggart who has employed more call-girls than a Bangalore phone center.


Time for these sinners to get right with Christ and what better time to join His Church than Easter Weekend!


May all of you here (could the two literates read this for the others) enjoy His blessing and remember that after dying temporarily for your sins Jesus tasked St. Peter with bringing His Church and His Gospel to the world!



Bless you, my Cathedral-challenged costards,
Father Mo




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[Wide-Open]

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Is Jerry Lee Lewis trying to become a Mormon or is this just a show of support for GOP nominee "Oven" Mitt Romney?

Friend, that is no skin off our backs. He is a BINO. (Baptist In Name Only)

Is he a member of the Landover Baptist Church? No? Right, there you go. Case solved.

May all of you here (could the two literates read this for the others)

I'm not sure what you are implying here.

Jesus tasked St. Peter with bringing His Church and His Gospel to the world!

After which Peter took the TGV to Rome I suppose? Oh wait, no, that train wasn't invented yet. Perhaps an early version of the pope-mobile?

So how was the fish yesterday? Snappy?

[SUV]

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I Believe I missed again

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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What a blessing! To find true love not once, not twice, not three times, not four times, not five times, not six times but SEVEN times. And I suspect that this will be the one that makes it: remember, 7 is the Biblical number of completion, as it took 7 days to create the Earth. Praise the Lord, someday maybe my bride will make herself known

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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He does sing the Christian heavy metal. I suppose it reaches the teenagers and turns them into hippies.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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He does sing the Christian heavy metal. I suppose it reaches the teenagers and turns them into hippies.

Goodness, what is that trash?? Is this the same man who once ate a bat live in the pulpit?

Whatever happened to the good musicians like Charles Wesley? It saddens me when his classics are replaced by the hard-rock in churches today. Even if they can't preach the Bible accurately, they should at least get the hymns right. What a fallen world we live in today

[Zechariah Smyth]

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I thought Newt Gingrich had only been married 3 times?



Yours in Christ (NOT MARY),

Zech

[Didymus Much]

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Rev. Osborne has some catching up to do, then?

[SUV]

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Johnny Cash said in an interview that old Jerry Lee used to keep on telling them they were all Doomed to Hell for performing the Devil's Music. But he kept on doing it. I wonder why?
Surely a Christian would not have kept on singing about his Great Balls of Fire for mercenary reasons only.

[Faith_Machine]

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Wait, what? Listen, I'm a recovering Jew, and as such, I know a thing or two about who's Jewish and who isn't; I can tell you with absolute certainty that Jerry Lewis is most definitely Jewish, and not a Baptist. In fact, his given name was Joseph Levitch.

I know he's Jewish because his attorney is a friend of my family's, and actually handled the civil suit which resulted from my botched bris.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Baptist Icon married for 7th time!

Wait, what? Listen, I'm a recovering Jew, and as such, I know a thing or two about who's Jewish and who isn't; I can tell you with absolute certainty that Jerry Lewis is most definitely Jewish, and not a Baptist. In fact, his given name was Joseph Levitch.

I know he's Jewish because his attorney is a friend of my family's, and actually handled the civil suit which resulted from my botched bris.

Sweet Jesus, you're right!

[Faith_Machine]

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I tell you, the thought of that man putting his Jewey hands all over some thirteen year old girl just turns my skin and makes my stomach crawl.

[SUV]

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Also, he just lurves all the retards and gimps who crawl & drool across his stage on Labor Day while, joo that he is, he begs Good Christian Folk for matzoh Money.

Vile

[Fleur-de-lis]

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I tell you, the thought of that man putting his Jewey hands all over some thirteen year old girl just turns my skin and makes my stomach crawl.

But you're okay with Christian men marrying thirteen-year-old girls?

And you do know that his first cousin is "Christian" evangelist Jimmy Swaggart, right?

[Wide-Open]

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But you're okay with Christian men marrying thirteen-year-old girls?

Don't be silly. The Bible tells us to obey secular law. So you won't find a single True Christian(TM) married with a 13 year old.

Now if you had said 14, that would have been totally different. Perfectly legal in Hawaii, Iowa (with parental consent obviously), and South-Carolina (same remark).

Don't blame us for state laws, miss Lilly!