[Brother Lindh]

Re: Easter Cancelled, Body Found!

So, Lindh, I'm curious. Are you a demon sent from the very bowels of Hell by Satan to corrupt and murder the innocent, or are you a crazed goth who has spent one night too many fornicating in graveyards and drinking the blood of fellow goths?

Well, Sister Mary, I have never (Praise the Lord) murdered an innocent nor, Praise Jesus, have I ever bitten off more than I can chew. I am a True Believer and have been since being Saved by the Late Pastor Pistle who gave me sanctuary a few months before his untimely demise. (He seems to have died from a blow to the head, at least that's what it looked like to me.)

I only occasionally fail my sole Christian duty (biting unbelievers) at full moon, and I haven't fornicated in a graveyard since 1893.

But enough about me. You do seem to have a fine neck. Almost as nice as Sister Noddy's.