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Re: Should I wash my hands after having a crap?
You should wipe your Devil's Hole with paper from one of the unholy books*, and then burn it.
*Harold Potter and similar assorted witchcraft-promoting devilry would be the low end of the spectrum, but I think you and I both know which books I'm really talking about. Praise Jesus.Comment
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Re: Should I wash my hands after having a crap?
A True Christian(tm) never has to 'wipe'. It is always a clean and pure break.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Re: Should I wash my hands after having a crap?
That's all well and good, but unless I see you post a proper introduction in the Introduction Forum, I'm going to assume you're a non-believer who's come here to persecute us.Originally posted by RepentOrBurnInHell View PostWARNING:
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Re: Should I wash my hands after having a crap?
Why doesn't it surprise me that the atheists are into this? They will insinuate their tallywackers into any sort of fleshy hole.Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
Has Professor Bessemer been warned about this?The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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Re: Should I wash my hands after having a crap?
Brethren, the Bible covers this implicitly...
God is describing uncleanness and the need to leave the camp in such cases (Deut. 23:10-15). And then we read in vs. 12 and onward...
"12. Thou shalt have a place also without the camp, whither thou shalt go forth abroad: 13. And thou shalt have a paddle upon thy weapon; and it shall be, when thou wilt ease thyself abroad, thou shalt dig therewith, and shalt turn back and cover that which cometh from thee: 14. For the LORD thy God walketh in the midst of thy camp, to deliver thee, and to give up thine enemies before thee; therefore shall thy camp be holy: that he see no unclean thing in thee, and turn away from thee." (Deut. 23:10-15)
Today, we have sewage systems that do this for us. But in the interests of the Lord not being offended by what is inside us (or accidently smeared onto our hands), thorough cleaning is in order--albeit not because of "bacteria" and other secular nonsense--but because God doesn't like what he himself knows we all have within us.
Pastor Ed
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