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Re: Should I wash my hands after having a crap?
Buy a bedit, you'll thank me later.
Buy a bedit, you'll thank me later.
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Re: Should I wash my hands after having a crap?
Bidets are the work of satan. Is it really worth spending eternity in hell over?II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Re: Should I wash my hands after having a crap?
Bro, how can it be a work of Satan if it requires you to not touch yourself? Toilet paper is the work of the devil, there's cancerous cells implanted into each sheet from dead stem cells.
This is why people enjoy the sensation of a wipe, disgusting.Comment
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Re: Should I wash my hands after having a crap?
Is your brother posting here?Originally posted by TheIllogicalOne View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Should I wash my hands after having a crap?
Who is my brother Pastor Ezekiel?Comment
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Re: Should I wash my hands after having a crap?
I have no idea, but you keep referring to him.Originally posted by TheIllogicalOne View Post
I didn't think atheist scum cared about family.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Should I wash my hands after having a crap?
Aren't we all brothers in Christ?
Does that not exist Pastor Ezekiel?Comment
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Re: Should I wash my hands after having a crap?
True Christians(tm) are all Brothers in Christ. Atheist scum are hellbound fools, and not anyone's Brother.Originally posted by TheIllogicalOne View PostAren't we all brothers in Christ?
Does that not exist Pastor Ezekiel?
Luke 10:29, 36-37 But he, willing to justify himself, said unto Jesus, And who is my neighbour?
Which now of these three, thinkest thou, was neighbour unto him that fell among the thieves? And he said, He that shewed mercy on him. Then said Jesus unto him, Go, and do thou likewise.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Should I wash my hands after having a crap?
Because bidets are French. Next question.Originally posted by TheIllogicalOne View Post
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.Comment
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Re: Should I wash my hands after having a crap?
I can follow this scripture as one of my first steps as being a True Christian! Although, here is my question. Is it that the Bible tells us that it's simply unnecessary or that we expressly should not do it?
Do you wish to hang signs in restrooms that say "No need to wash hands..."?
I could help you print them up.A righteous man regardeth the life of his beast; But the tender mercies of the wicked are cruel. Proverbs 12:10Comment
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Re: Should I wash my hands after having a crap?
I would say that it's ok to wash your hands it you want but don't criticise someone who doesn't (or close down a restaurant)Originally posted by Jpagan View Post
15There is nothing from without a man, that entering into him can defile him:
The words of Jesus himself
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JackGenesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
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I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.Comment
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Re: Should I wash my hands after having a crap?
I wash my hands constantly, and with really hot water. I feel it's the only way to deal with all the uncleanness.WARNING:
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Re: Should I wash my hands after having a crap?
I used to get my wife to do it but since she ran off I'm having to improvise.
I'm currently in a state of anxiety as I don't want to turn gaywise.
YIC1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.Comment
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Re: Should I wash my hands after having a crap?
Do enlighten me Brother Laurence, how do you improvise?Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
YICGenesis 7:5
And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.
John 8:32
And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.
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Re: Should I wash my hands after having a crap?
There is a simple solution: get the devil's hole removed and instead replaced by a tube and a bag. Clean and safe from homo.
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