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  • Remy Lebeau
    LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
    President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
    Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2058

    #61
    Re: CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

    Originally posted by TheMike View Post
    So, like if he really doesn't exist, you get your money back?

    What do you not understand about a money back guarantee?

    Is that what my 1104 infraction points are? Love?
    Tough love, I'd say.

    Yes, it is tough love, but love nonetheless. You are running head first into the Pits of Hell. We are doing everything we can to Save you. We love you that much.

    3.8 billion, huh? Pics or shens on that one. There aren't too many billionaires around that stay hidden. If you're worth nearly 4 billion, then I'm sure you won't mind indulging a bit.

    Not everyone runs around shouting at the top of their lungs that they own 3.8 billion in assets. My money is spread out in many places and it's none of your business.

    You're still missing the point. You're right, I was given a choice. I chose not to believe that Jesus was the son of God, or even that God exists. If he exists, let him know to feel free to let me know. He's been quiet all my life

    If you are determined to burn in Hell then why are you here? Clearly, Jesus has led you here to find your Salvation. Hit the Paypal button and give Jesus a love offering.

    How are we on the fast track to Hell?! We don't agree with your beliefs so we're automatically damned? To me, you're all damned.
    I'm damned? What godlessly false cult are you a part of that would give you such an insane notion?
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    • snotter
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Apr 2008
      • 11

      #62
      Re: CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

      You are damned to live a life full of fear, based on nothing more than pages in a book that a bunch of faggets wrote.

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      • juckfesus
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        • Apr 2008
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        #63
        Re: CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

        JESUS ROCKS DUDES!!!

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        • TheMike
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Apr 2008
          • 23

          #64
          Re: CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

          Originally posted by Remy Lebeau View Post
          What do you not understand about a money back guarantee?

          Why should I have to pay to be saved?


          Yes, it is tough love, but love nonetheless. You are running head first into the Pits of Hell. We are doing everything we can to Save you. We love you that much.

          How can I run head first into an imaginary place that is "below" me?

          Not everyone runs around shouting at the top of their lungs that they own 3.8 billion in assets. My money is spread out in many places and it's none of your business.

          In other words:
          Shenanigans. Don't make a claim like that without being ready to back it up 100%.

          If you are determined to burn in Hell then why are you here? Clearly, Jesus has led you here to find your Salvation. Hit the Paypal button and give Jesus a love offering.

          Again, why should I have to pay to find this Salvation you speak of? If Jesus loves me as much as you say, I shouldn't need to give him a love offering of money to be Saved.
          Like snoller says, stop living in fear and by a book that has most likely been misinterpreted hundreds of times by thousands of people.

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          • Remy Lebeau
            LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
            President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
            Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 2058

            #65
            Re: CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

            Originally posted by TheMike View Post
            So the slow adaptation from a single celled organism makes more sense than clay randomly turning into a crazy bearded man who claimed to be the son of God and then using a rib to create women who no one respects anyway?

            No, it makes more sense that Jesus snapped His holy fingers and the clay formed into the shape of a man. Then He blew into it and it transformed into a fully functioning biological entity. Evilution is certainly within the power and ability of Jesus, but He has told us in the KJV 1611 that He did things more efficiently.

            I respect women who respect themselves. If they keep to God's commands and serve their husband or fathers faithfully then they will receive the respect they deserve. I love my wife dearly and we plan to live together into all eternity in blissful matrimony. I have the utmost respect for her.


            Something isn't right there. So dinosaurs were just a test of God's faith, right? So me believing that they ever existed is just God testing me.. I guess I've failed yet again.
            No, behemoths and leviathans did exist.

            "Canst thou draw out leviathan with an hook? or his tongue with a cord which thou lettest down? Canst thou put an hook into his nose? or bore his jaw through with a thorn?[...]Canst thou fill his skin with barbed iron? or his head with fish spears? Lay thine hand upon him, remember the battle, do no more. Behold, the hope of him is in vain: shall not one be cast down even at the sight of him? None is so fierce that dare stir him up: who then is able to stand before me?" - Job 40

            "Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox. Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly. He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together. His bones are as strong pieces of brass; his bones are like bars of iron." - Job 40
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            • juckfesus
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              • Apr 2008
              • 4

              #66
              Re: CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

              Ok


              How can life after death be more serene that life itself


              Why trust a man made bible, especially when it is just that, man made.


              If god hates gays so much, why are they born that way with no choice on their sexuality?


              Why do you hate gays, when it is the old testemant that states to lay with another man is a sin? Yet, you would have no problem eating shellfish, which is clearly illustrated in leviticus that those animals are abominations and cannot be eaten? Why do you pick and choose, so you can make what sounds best to your hateful, prejudiced, sexist, gay bashing self?

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              • TheMike
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Apr 2008
                • 23

                #67
                Re: CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

                Originally posted by Remy Lebeau View Post
                No, it makes more sense that Jesus snapped His holy fingers and the clay formed into the shape of a man. Then He blew into it and it transformed into a fully functioning biological entity. Evilution is certainly within the power and ability of Jesus, but He has told us in the KJV 1611 that He did things more efficiently.

                I respect women who respect themselves. If they keep to God's commands and serve their husband or fathers faithfully then they will receive the respect they deserve. I love my wife dearly and we plan to live together into all eternity in blissful matrimony. I have the utmost respect for her.
                I literally lol'd incredibly hard at this post.

                So what you're saying is.. That a crazy bearded man snapped his magical fingers and some friggin' clay turned into another man? Then he blows it and its living? Yet somehow, that makes more sense than a slow, deliberate adaptation? There's evidence of evolution throughout the entire world. It's undeniable evidence, even to the most religious. To deny such powerful evidence is to admit ignorance. In your site rules, you say upfront that you will denounce any scientific evidence right away. You may as well change it to
                "This is a site filled with the worlds most ignorant people and we really don't care what you have to say if it's opposite of ours so don't try."

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                • snotter
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Apr 2008
                  • 11

                  #68
                  Re: CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

                  Originally posted by TheMike View Post
                  I literally lol'd incredibly hard at this post.

                  So what you're saying is.. That a crazy bearded man snapped his magical fingers and some friggin' clay turned into another man? Then he blows it and its living? Yet somehow, that makes more sense than a slow, deliberate adaptation? There's evidence of evolution throughout the entire world. It's undeniable evidence, even to the most religious. To deny such powerful evidence is to admit ignorance. In your site rules, you say upfront that you will denounce any scientific evidence right away. You may as well change it to
                  "This is a site filled with the worlds most ignorant people and we really don't care what you have to say if it's opposite of ours so don't try."

                  Welcome to religion, Mike.

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                  • TheMike
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Apr 2008
                    • 23

                    #69
                    Re: CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

                    Originally posted by snoller View Post
                    Welcome to religion, Mike.

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                    • Enigmatic Harpo Marx
                      Resident ex-satanist
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2007
                      • 488

                      #70
                      Re: CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

                      Mike,

                      You obviously disapprove of religion because you think it brainwashes people into believing things that are not true, correct?

                      I could't help but notice that you have a quote by Marylin Manson on you profile. I find this extremely ironic.

                      Marylin Manson is a minion of Satan whose sole purpose in this world is to brainwash as many loser Goths as possible to go out and perform hate crimes against God's children in the name of Lucifer.

                      If you don't believe me, examine the situation. You are familiar with Manson enough to have a quote by him. Mr. Manson tricks you into hating God. Then, you show up on God's favorite forum bashing Christ.

                      You are on the expressway to Hell my friend. There is only one way to get off and it is Jesus. We are here to help you, but you have to make the first step.
                      Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...

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                      • Remy Lebeau
                        LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
                        President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
                        Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 2058

                        #71
                        Re: CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

                        Originally posted by juckfesus View Post
                        How can life after death be more serene that life itself

                        The same way life in Freehold is better that life in some nigra ghetto. Better food, better scenary, better, better, better, better, better everything.

                        Why trust a man made bible, especially when it is just that, man made.

                        I don't trust a man made bible. I trust a God inspired Bible.

                        If god hates gays so much, why are they born that way with no choice on their sexuality?

                        Queers choose to be feces loving butt pirates. Everyone has a choice.

                        Why do you hate gays, when it is the old testemant that states to lay with another man is a sin? Yet, you would have no problem eating shellfish, which is clearly illustrated in leviticus that those animals are abominations and cannot be eaten? Why do you pick and choose, so you can make what sounds best to your hateful, prejudiced, sexist, gay bashing self?
                        I don't hate fags. Me and Jesus hate the sin of sodomy. And here you are assuming I eat shellfish. You really aren't starting off very well.

                        Galatians 3
                        [22] But the scripture hath concluded all under sin, that the promise by faith of Jesus Christ might be given to them that believe.
                        [23] But before faith came, we were kept under the law, shut up unto the faith which should afterwards be revealed.
                        [24] Wherefore the law was our schoolmaster to bring us unto Christ, that we might be justified by faith.
                        [25] But after that faith is come, we are no longer under a schoolmaster.
                        [26] For ye are all the children of God by faith in Christ Jesus.
                        [27] For as many of you as have been baptized into Christ have put on Christ.
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                        Catholic - Not Christian: Former Altar Boy/Molestation Victim with "Stockholm Syndrome" admits catholicism is false
                        James Peter: Idiotic Catholic Retard Thwarted
                        Vayhr of the Warhost: Unrepentant wigger struck down.
                        Teflon: See the post that nailed him.
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                        Uppity Atheist Pagan Witch finally keels over and DIES. America Wins Again!!!
                        Uppity feeble minded witch needs to be taught how to debate
                        Racist Nazi Feminazi Bulldyke CRUSHED in debate

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                        • Remy Lebeau
                          LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
                          President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
                          Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 2058

                          #72
                          Re: CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

                          Originally posted by TheMike View Post
                          I literally lol'd incredibly hard at this post.

                          So what you're saying is.. That a crazy bearded man snapped his magical fingers and some friggin' clay turned into another man? Then he blows it and its living? Yet somehow, that makes more sense than a slow, deliberate adaptation? There's evidence of evolution throughout the entire world. It's undeniable evidence, even to the most religious. To deny such powerful evidence is to admit ignorance. In your site rules, you say upfront that you will denounce any scientific evidence right away. You may as well change it to
                          "This is a site filled with the worlds most ignorant people and we really don't care what you have to say if it's opposite of ours so don't try."
                          Mike, there is no proof of evilution. We have been over this time after time. You are nothing new. Many atheist come here with their evilution dogma, but we always send them away with their tails between their legs complete with the knowledge that their scientist false gods were liars.



                          P.S. Save your petty insults. I have no patience for immaturity.
                          Master of Godly Debating

                          Latest Conquest:Sacred Heart

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                          Catholic - Not Christian: Former Altar Boy/Molestation Victim with "Stockholm Syndrome" admits catholicism is false
                          James Peter: Idiotic Catholic Retard Thwarted
                          Vayhr of the Warhost: Unrepentant wigger struck down.
                          Teflon: See the post that nailed him.
                          86 Victories
                          0 Defeats

                          Past Victories (Archive):
                          Uppity Atheist Pagan Witch finally keels over and DIES. America Wins Again!!!
                          Uppity feeble minded witch needs to be taught how to debate
                          Racist Nazi Feminazi Bulldyke CRUSHED in debate

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                          • Necronomic
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                            • Apr 2008
                            • 5

                            #73
                            Re: CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

                            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                            Oh now you are getting silly friend; Muslims have to pray five time towards some magical stone to get what they want in afterlife. Were do we Christians pray towards magical rocks? We Christians can “name it, claim it” with Jesus help in this life (as well as the next). Islam claims you earn salvation threw good works, Christians are elected to salvation by Jesus (one Savior, one vote). Does Islam even give a money back guarantee like Christianity? No! Islam is nothing like Christianity, case closed.


                            Thats interesting you should bring that up.


                            You see, while they pray to a magical stone five times a day, I bet you pray at LEAST five times a day to a man who walked the earth building followers by performing magic tricks, sent as the "son of god" and was then killed in order to save you. BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE: THEN after he dies, he rises from the grave, and promises to come back to save you AGAIN.


                            so you pray to a magical zombie who willingly committed suicide.

                            and will do so again.

                            sounds just as ridiculous to me.

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                            • Remy Lebeau
                              LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
                              President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
                              Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 2058

                              #74
                              Re: CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

                              Originally posted by TheMike View Post
                              That is not a description of True Christianity. That poster describes the Catholic Cult which is a pagan organization.
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                              Latest Conquest:Sacred Heart

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                              Lastest Debates:
                              Catholic - Not Christian: Former Altar Boy/Molestation Victim with "Stockholm Syndrome" admits catholicism is false
                              James Peter: Idiotic Catholic Retard Thwarted
                              Vayhr of the Warhost: Unrepentant wigger struck down.
                              Teflon: See the post that nailed him.
                              86 Victories
                              0 Defeats

                              Past Victories (Archive):
                              Uppity Atheist Pagan Witch finally keels over and DIES. America Wins Again!!!
                              Uppity feeble minded witch needs to be taught how to debate
                              Racist Nazi Feminazi Bulldyke CRUSHED in debate

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                              • snotter
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Apr 2008
                                • 11

                                #75
                                Re: CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

                                Originally posted by Enigmatic Harpo Marx View Post
                                Mike,

                                You obviously disapprove of religion because you think it brainwashes people into believing things that are not true, correct?

                                I could't help but notice that you have a quote by Marylin Manson on you profile. I find this extremely ironic.

                                Marylin Manson is a minion of Satan whose sole purpose in this world is to brainwash as many loser Goths as possible to go out and perform hate crimes against God's children in the name of Lucifer.

                                If you don't believe me, examine the situation. You are familiar with Manson enough to have a quote by him. Mr. Manson tricks you into hating God. Then, you show up on God's favorite forum bashing Christ.

                                You are on the expressway to Hell my friend. There is only one way to get off and it is Jesus. We are here to help you, but you have to make the first step.

                                I was under the impression his job was to make music..? But I guess thats not right.

                                Maybe if you knew anything at all about manson, you would realize he has actually remade a lot of songs. songs you probably tap your foot to.

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