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  • Necronomic
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Apr 2008
    • 5

    #1

    CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

    This website makes me sick, all the mindless rhetoric and brain-washing propaganda that you people soak up all in the name of a god who does not exist.

    Even in my anti-religious mindset, you people take everything that is SOMEWHAT redeemable about Christianity and completely go against every conceivable goal that your supposed "savior" had attempted to teach you.

    Your racist, sexist, homophobic material is why so many people are now turning AWAY from religion.

    You preach unity among "God's children" yet you only divide the people of this earth.

    Your "church" is a filthy CULT. A Dirty, hideous under-scar on the belly of humanity.

    Instead of trying to shun and "damn" all those who are not white christians, maybe you would see that all you need to do to reach your alleged god is buy a gun, bite the barrel, and pull the fucking trigger.


    I hope that when all of you die and finally get to meet your "Jesus," that he tells you exactly what I have just typed.






    Your "God" is a tool of destruction, a mere illusion that is used to brainwash those who are too weak to find a solution for all of their own problems.

    You look to the sky for all of your answers, and confide in a book which does nothing more then tell you to HATE fellow men.


  • Offcr. Albert Martin
    Unsaved Meter Maid
    • Feb 2008
    • 250

    #2
    Re: CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

    Originally posted by Necronomic View Post
    This website makes me sick, all the mindless rhetoric and brain-washing propaganda that you people soak up all in the name of a god who does not exist.

    Even in my anti-religious mindset, you people take everything that is SOMEWHAT redeemable about Christianity and completely go against every conceivable goal that your supposed "savior" had attempted to teach you.

    Your racist, sexist, homophobic material is why so many people are now turning AWAY from religion.

    You preach unity among "God's children" yet you only divide the people of this earth.

    Your "church" is a filthy CULT. A Dirty, hideous under-scar on the belly of humanity.

    Instead of trying to shun and "damn" all those who are not white christians, maybe you would see that all you need to do to reach your alleged god is buy a gun, bite the barrel, and pull the fucking trigger.


    I hope that when all of you die and finally get to meet your "Jesus," that he tells you exactly what I have just typed.






    Your "God" is a tool of destruction, a mere illusion that is used to brainwash those who are too weak to find a solution for all of their own problems.

    You look to the sky for all of your answers, and confide in a book which does nothing more then tell you to HATE fellow men.


    Yes, LBC is all you said.

    But there are more welcoming and brotherly churches that really are Christian...You know which one I hope you'll join, right?
    Former member of a church which I cannot dare mention-Now a spiritual free agent-could LBC be the way for me?

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    • Deaner
      Christ's Love Messenger
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 5932

      #3
      Re: CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

      Originally posted by Necronomic View Post
      Terrible pain shortened...
      Whoa, whoa, whoa friend. What's with all the hatred? We are True Christians and we can help you with anything you desire as long as you accept Jesus Christ as your eternal Saviour.

      Would you like to pray with me now?

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      • Necronomic
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Apr 2008
        • 5

        #4
        Re: CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

        Originally posted by Deaner View Post
        Whoa, whoa, whoa friend. What's with all the hatred? We are True Christians and we can help you with anything you desire as long as you accept Jesus Christ as your eternal Saviour.

        Would you like to pray with me now?
        Can help me with all that I desire.

        That sure sounds A LOT like another religion I know of...

        ...I think its called Muslim?

        All you have to do there is accept Muhammed as your savior, pray twice a day, and everything you dreamed of will be awarded to you in heaven.

        ...and no I won't join your gibbering ranks of brainwashed, hate-mongering God-fanatics.

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        • Enigmatic Harpo Marx
          Resident ex-satanist
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2007
          • 488

          #5
          Re: CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

          Necronomic,

          You have not accpeted Jesus as your savior and are a seemingly angry and judgemental person.

          We on the other hand have accpeted Jesus and our willing to help you as Brother Deaner has just shown.

          Now tell me, how can you think we are at fault?
          Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...

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          • Deaner
            Christ's Love Messenger
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 5932

            #6
            Re: CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

            Originally posted by Necronomic View Post

            All you have to do there is accept Muhammed as your savior, pray twice a day, and everything you dreamed of will be awarded to you in heaven.

            ...and no I won't join your gibbering ranks of brainwashed, hate-mongering God-fanatics.
            You got it all wrong sister; we're Christians, not mudslums. They are a bunch of brainwashed hate mongerer's, that's why we're trying to wipe them out. We're the good guys.

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            • Bobby-Joe
              Landover Security Superviser
              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 18405

              #7
              Re: CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

              Originally posted by Necronomic View Post
              Can help me with all that I desire.

              That sure sounds A LOT like another religion I know of...

              ...I think its called Muslim?

              All you have to do there is accept Muhammed as your savior, pray twice a day, and everything you dreamed of will be awarded to you in heaven.

              ...and no I won't join your gibbering ranks of brainwashed, hate-mongering God-fanatics.
              Oh now you are getting silly friend; Muslims have to pray five time towards some magical stone to get what they want in afterlife. Were do we Christians pray towards magical rocks? We Christians can “name it, claim it” with Jesus help in this life (as well as the next). Islam claims you earn salvation threw good works, Christians are elected to salvation by Jesus (one Savior, one vote). Does Islam even give a money back guarantee like Christianity? No! Islam is nothing like Christianity, case closed.

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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              • TheMike
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Apr 2008
                • 23

                #8
                Re: CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

                I'm with Necro on this one. I once accepted Jesus as my "savior" just like all of you. I've since denounced that as it yielded no realistic benefits to me. What has this "Jesus" done for me? Nothing. What's he done for you all? Given you guidance, purpose and structure in your lives?

                Fuck that. I've got just as much guidance, purpose and structure in my life as all of you. Possibly more now that I've seen that modern religion is just another business out to make money for their own personal benefits. Nothing more, nothing less.

                Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                You got it all wrong sister; we're Christians, not mudslums. They are a bunch of brainwashed hate mongerer's, that's why we're trying to wipe them out. We're the good guys.
                I'd think that with you guys being all hardcore Christians, you'd bother to know at least a little about other religions. Shame on me, I suppose. The "Muslims" that we are "wiping out" are in fact, not Muslims in the true sense of the religion. It's written in the Koran that no Muslim can kill an innocent person. I'm pretty sure that the people who have fallen victim to their attacks, which we label as "terrorist" since America is just as messed up as religion, were innocent.

                I'm not a slave to a God that doesn't exist.

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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22887

                  #9
                  Re: CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

                  Originally posted by Offcr. Albert Martin View Post
                  Yes, LBC is all you said.

                  But there are more welcoming and brotherly churches that really are Christian...You know which one I hope you'll join, right?
                  Officer Martin, I'm surprised. You yourself can testify that you have met with nothing but love, compassion and understanding here at Landover. Although you have been mislead into following a false set of doctrines, we have constantly tried to show you what Landover can humbly offer by way of True Christianity.

                  Even your constant rejections and unkind asides do not dishearten us.

                  This poster has come the hear The Word of The Lord - we will do our very best to see that he and you get what is deserved.
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                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                    Christ's Rottweiler
                     
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 22887

                    #10
                    Re: CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

                    Originally posted by TheMike View Post
                    I'm with Necro on this one. I once accepted Jesus as my "savior" just like all of you. I've since denounced that as it yielded no realistic benefits to me.
                    The benefit to you? This isn't some cheap and tacky commercial deal - this is the eternal soul.

                    Shame on you!
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                    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                    Author of such illuminating essays as,
                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                    • Offcr. Albert Martin
                      Unsaved Meter Maid
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 250

                      #11
                      Re: CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

                      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                      Officer Martin, I'm surprised. You yourself can testify that you have met with nothing but love, compassion and understanding here at Landover. Although you have been mislead into following a false set of doctrines, we have constantly tried to show you what Landover can humbly offer by way of True Christianity.

                      Even your constant rejections and unkind asides do not dishearten us.

                      This poster has come the hear The Word of The Lord - we will do our very best to see that he and you get what is deserved.
                      The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over, expecting different results each time...
                      Former member of a church which I cannot dare mention-Now a spiritual free agent-could LBC be the way for me?

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                      • Wide-Open
                        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 18449

                        #12
                        Re: CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

                        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                        Oh now you are getting silly friend; Muslims have to pray five time towards some magical stone to get what they want in afterlife. Were do we Christians pray towards magical rocks?
                        Amen Brother BJ! We don't need no stinkin' carpet with a built-in compass to find our "rock". Jesus is BOTH our compass and our rock PRAISE!!!!

                        See, that's what's wrong with those sloppy lazy atheists today. "Ooh, I'll become a towelhead (or pretend to), and pray 2 times a day."

                        SLACKER!!

                        Where as EVEN WE know these sand dwellers have to pray:
                        • Fajr (Arab for hangover)
                        • Dhuhr (also know as "durr" )
                        • Asr (Arab for "I'm bladdy hungry")
                        • Maghrib (Arab for "I ate too much again")
                        • Isha'a (Arab for "I has the shits now")
                        All this is superstitious post-stolen 'tardness, but at least they do it FIVE TIMES A DAY.

                        OTOH, I think our OP may have won a free PS2 for being the 100,000.00th person to put a link to that Zeitgeist hogwash, AND THINKS HE WAS SOOOOOOO CLEVER.

                        Lord, these atheists piss me off.
                        Psalm 81:10:
                        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                        • TheMike
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Apr 2008
                          • 23

                          #13
                          Re: CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

                          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                          The benefit to you? This isn't some cheap and tacky commercial deal - this is the eternal soul.

                          Shame on you!
                          Shame on you all for being sucked in to such an obvious scam.

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                          • Offcr. Albert Martin
                            Unsaved Meter Maid
                            • Feb 2008
                            • 250

                            #14
                            Re: CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

                            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                            The benefit to you? This isn't some cheap and tacky commercial deal - this is the eternal soul.

                            Shame on you!
                            But according to you he's set for heaven anyway...Once saved, always saved, right?
                            Former member of a church which I cannot dare mention-Now a spiritual free agent-could LBC be the way for me?

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                            • ilovecodgutz
                              Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                              • Mar 2008
                              • 49

                              #15
                              Re: CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

                              thank you someone with sense on this site. islam and christianity are the same. they both kill and have the same goal, world domination.

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