[Bobby-Joe]

Re: CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

i believe most are afraid of death because its human natural, its called self preservation. i do think christianity is out of hand these days but with so much power they have i'm not surprised.

Friend,

As a TRUE Christian(tm) I am not afraid to do die. Also I am not afraid of you dying my sinning, hellbound friend.

[isn't god great]

Re: CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

i believe most are afraid of death because its human natural, its called self preservation. i do think christianity is out of hand these days but with so much power they have i'm not surprised.

[Nobar King]

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WOW!! That was a lot to read. I have to admit to losing interest around post 70 or so, but, still!!, quite a lively discussion.

Back to the original question (if anyone is still interested): Why are you afraid of death?

[Wide-Open]

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Best get in your last licks before a Pastor comes along, as you are about to be

Amen Sister!

[VivaLaPbN]

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Who's the fool?

When you registered for God's Favorite Forum, you were informed that only those 18 and older are permitted here. You then LIED to Jesus and said you were 18 or over.

Best get in your last licks before a Pastor comes along, as you are about to be

Try to post something intelligent in your last minutes, 4chan boy.

I like how you guys IP ban right away. Slightly troublesome, but bearable.

Random garbage

[Blessremylebeausheart]

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Again you make in idiotic statement. I am not from 4chan, I generally dislike it.

Also, I lied to this site, I just picked a random birthdate over 18, I just wanted to spam your extremist, and close-minded forum.

Also, Jesus is dead, his already rotted bones continue to rot. Its a damn good thing too, no one likes a cult leading jew who is supposedly a zombie.

[JennyD]

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There's still nutjobs that refuse to acknowledge theories, thus making them incapable of becoming Law.

Ah, so nutjobs govern science?

Thank you for telling us something we already knew.

[JennyD]

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Haha, it makes me 15. Also, if someone couldn't read that I call them a fool, as would many a person.

Who's the fool?

When you registered for God's Favorite Forum, you were informed that only those 18 and older are permitted here. You then LIED to Jesus and said you were 18 or over.

Best get in your last licks before a Pastor comes along, as you are about to be

Try to post something intelligent in your last minutes, 4chan boy.

[VivaLaPbN]

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A theory is not proven, is it?


If it were proven, it'd be a Law.

There's still nutjobs that refuse to acknowledge theories, thus making them incapable of becoming Law.

[Blessremylebeausheart]

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Haha, it makes me 15. Also, if someone couldn't read that I call them a fool, as would many a person.

[JennyD]

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Relativity THEORY? Cell THEORY? Atomic THEORY? Acoustic THEORY?
Surely you cannot denounce these as true? They're as true as the Big Bang.
Alright, just gave Jesus my $5. He sent his Warrior Angel, but I paid him off.

A theory is not proven, is it?


If it were proven, it'd be a Law.

[JennyD]

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Old testemant=/=new testemant

Also, it is the internet, I don't need good grammar. If I was so dumb, I doubt I'd be graduating from high school a year early. Generally, you don't start a sentence with and, that is considered bad grammar. You also make assumptions about someone you don't know, another stupid thing to do.

As far as your story of Job, there is no proof of that, besides that it was written in a book, a good read though, it is great fiction. So is harry potter though, so I guess my friend who can jump high must really be a wizard. His jumping is a sign of his ability to fly, so I have a feeling that over the summer he goes to hogwarts. Yep, makes tons of sense just like religion.

Let me know when you can put that in proper English and express an intelligible question. How you write online tells people how much you respect yourself, and is the only thing they can go by. As far as I can tell, you're dropping out of high school a year earlier than your crack whore mother did.

Until then, have fun in high school.

By the way, that makes you what, 16?

[VivaLaPbN]

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Did you notice that it's the Big Bang "THEORY"? Yeah, I thought not.

Dear, you said the Bible was written by ONE laughing man.

Unless you honestly believe that this ONE laughing man lived over 2,100 years, you have lost your bet.

Don't stiff Jesus. He wants his $5. Savior needs a new Bible to hand to someone like you.

[/quote] Relativity THEORY? Cell THEORY? Atomic THEORY? Acoustic THEORY?
Surely you cannot denounce these as true? They're as true as the Big Bang.
Alright, just gave Jesus my $5. He sent his Warrior Angel, but I paid him off.

[Blessremylebeausheart]

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Old testemant=/=new testemant

Also, it is the internet, I don't need good grammar. If I was so dumb, I doubt I'd be graduating from high school a year early. Generally, you don't start a sentence with and, that is considered bad grammar. You also make assumptions about someone you don't know, another stupid thing to do.

As far as your story of Job, there is no proof of that, besides that it was written in a book, a good read though, it is great fiction. So is harry potter though, so I guess my friend who can jump high must really be a wizard. His jumping is a sign of his ability to fly, so I have a feeling that over the summer he goes to hogwarts. Yep, makes tons of sense just like religion.

[JennyD]

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Sorry, I forgot to post this link.

This is a video version of the Book of Job. I hope you find it enlightening, and that it helps you know God!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPg3kjKBRc