That's why you should click on the Paypal button at the bottom of this page and send Jesus a robust love offering. We spend a portion of that money on doing missionary work, and that ain't cheap. Dropping hundreds of thousands of KJV Bibles across Iraquistan runs into some pretty serious dosh, I can tell you!
I guess the rest of it goes to buying anal lube? I dont remember them asking you to go down there and spread your filth.
Once offered, Salvation is yours to reject or accept. That's called freewill. If you reject Christ (as you and your fag buddies have done), then you are condemning yourself to an eternity in hellfire. If you are stupid enough to be born in some Godforsaken corner of the world where Christ's loving message hasn't been heard, well then you deserve hell.
Did you choose the hospital you were born in? Or the state you were born in? I dont think so. Someone doesnt deserve hell because of where they are born, and that is probably the most ignorant fvcked up post I have ever seen.
You might try reading the Bible, pal. All of these questions are answered right there in black and white.
It tells you to cast out people because of where they are born? Where?
Answer me this, are the tribes in the desert or the rain forest, that have never heard of jesus or god, are they condemned to hell? What about when you goto them, and preach to them, if they dont accept jesus or god, didnt you just condemn them to hell?
That's why you should click on the Paypal button at the bottom of this page and send Jesus a robust love offering. We spend a portion of that money on doing missionary work, and that ain't cheap. Dropping hundreds of thousands of KJV Bibles across Iraquistan runs into some pretty serious dosh, I can tell you!
Once offered, Salvation is yours to reject or accept. That's called freewill. If you reject Christ (as you and your fag buddies have done), then you are condemning yourself to an eternity in hellfire. If you are stupid enough to be born in some Godforsaken corner of the world where Christ's loving message hasn't been heard, well then you deserve hell.
You might try reading the Bible, pal. All of these questions are answered right there in black and white.
Deep in your soul you KNOW that you are worthless scum, a perverted sinner who deserves to be tortured and killed in unspeakable ways, then sent down to an eternal lake of fire for more of the same....
if ur so stupid u cant c how ur just as bad as them thats ur problem. u dun have 2 b such a n00b. i try 2 b a good exampel when i come here u just make it worst when u try 2 antaganize them.
Either you start typing in coherent English, or your opinion will become void to me. How hard is it to type the entire word?
Originally posted by Remy Lebeau
Of course, we True Christians know for an undeniable fact that Jesus created men in one day out of wet clay and made the first woman out of that man's rib. But if you wish to credit Jesus with evilution as metaphorical training wheels in order to ease into True Christianity I won't come down on you too hard, for now. Evilution makes no sense without an intelligent designer anyway.
So the slow adaptation from a single celled organism makes more sense than clay randomly turning into a crazy bearded man who claimed to be the son of God and then using a rib to create women who no one respects anyway?
Something isn't right there. So dinosaurs were just a test of God's faith, right? So me believing that they ever existed is just God testing me.. I guess I've failed yet again.
Of course, we True Christians know for an undeniable fact that Jesus created men in one day out of wet clay and made the first woman out of that man's rib. But if you wish to credit Jesus with evilution as metaphorical training wheels in order to ease into True Christianity I won't come down on you too hard, for now. Evilution makes no sense without an intelligent designer anyway.
Answer me this, are the tribes in the desert or the rain forest, that have never heard of jesus or god, are they condemned to hell? What about when you goto them, and preach to them, if they dont accept jesus or god, didnt you just condemn them to hell?
Your broken, childish english made my eyes hurt. Ignorant? Closeminded? Howso?
Because I refuse to live my life in fear? Because I dont try to force my beliefs onto other people? Because I dont say things like "thank god for ieds" or use the term "darkie" or exlcude someone because of who they love? Who are you people to tell someone who they can and cannot love?
if ur so stupid u cant c how ur just as bad as them thats ur problem. u dun have 2 b such a n00b. i try 2 b a good exampel when i come here u just make it worst when u try 2 antaganize them.
"English" is always written with a capital initial letter.
Who are you people to tell someone who they can and cannot love?
We are Landover Baptist Church. We learn and teach the unerring and constant Word of The Lord as revealed in King James V Bible 1611. We do not say anything to you - we tell you what God says - why do you hate Him so?
I'm not paranoid about the Hereafter. My Eternal Salvation has a money back guarantee. Does yours?
So, like if he really doesn't exist, you get your money back?
Friend, why are you intentionally making attempts to insult the Lord by not using correct capitalization? We show you nothing but love and you return the favor with nothing but guile.
Is that what my 1104 infraction points are? Love?
Tough love, I'd say.
Besides my mansion, 5 cars, private plane, private yacht, 3.8 billion dollar net worth, my beautiful blonde haired blue eyed gymnast wife, and guaranteed Salvation? Well, besides that I can't say off the top of my head... I guess you got me there.
3.8 billion, huh? Pics or shens on that one. There aren't too many billionaires around that stay hidden. If you're worth nearly 4 billion, then I'm sure you won't mind indulging a bit.
If True Christianity forced itself into you then you would be a True Christian. The choice has always been with the godless filth: Eternal Salvation or Eternal Torment. Jesus loves you so much He gave you options.
You're still missing the point. You're right, I was given a choice. I chose not to believe that Jesus was the son of God, or even that God exists. If he exists, let him know to feel free to let me know. He's been quiet all my life
You have not led a great life. If you did you would not be on the fast track to Hell. We love you and it is out of True Christians.
How are we on the fast track to Hell?! We don't agree with your beliefs so we're automatically damned? To me, you're all damned.
I didn't come here to hate, bitch or argue with anyone. I came here to simple discuss religious views with a new set of people. Have I been rude so far? Sure. Have you too?
No, I have never been rude to you.
How about you type a relevant response to what Necro and I have to say instead of just immediately calling us perverted sinners and the such.
I never called you a "perverted sinner".
Oh, wait. It's because you're trying to argue that a man lives above the clouds and can hear you.
i dun agree with cristians but they could b right. im a wicca n worship the godess but i could b wrong. ur as closeminded as they r u kno n ignorant 2.
Your broken, childish english made my eyes hurt. Ignorant? Closeminded? Howso?
Because I refuse to live my life in fear? Because I dont try to force my beliefs onto other people? Because I dont say things like "thank god for ieds" or use the term "darkie" or exlcude someone because of who they love? Who are you people to tell someone who they can and cannot love?
Think about it, what has jesus or god really done for you?
Besides my mansion, 5 cars, private plane, private yacht, 3.8 billion dollar net worth, my beautiful blonde haired blue eyed gymnast wife, and guaranteed Salvation? Well, besides that I can't say off the top of my head... I guess you got me there.
I have been very open in my life about being completely against any religion that forces itself into someones life, and casts out anyone that is against it.
If True Christianity forced itself into you then you would be a True Christian. The choice has always been with the godless filth: Eternal Salvation or Eternal Torment. Jesus loves you so much He gave you options.
Really, I have led a great life. Who do I think for that? My parents, and myself. Myself, as well as my parents have worked 80 hour weeks to provide a life worth living. Where is your god?
You have not led a great life. If you did you would not be on the fast track to Hell. We love you and it is out of True Christian love and caring that we are trying to turn your life around. I personally would rather see our Loving Lord and Savior send you to Heaven then see you burning alive, while choking on sulfur fumes, and being sodomized by demons for all eternity.
Stop being so paranoid about the after life and live your life.
I'm not paranoid about the Hereafter. My Eternal Salvation has a money back guarantee. Does yours?
Friend, why are you intentionally making attempts to insult the Lord by not using correct capitalization? We show you nothing but love and you return the favor with nothing but guile.
Sorry to say, but you are nothing more than superstitious, close minded ignorant ****s.
i dun agree with cristians but they could b right. im a wicca n worship the godess but i could b wrong. ur as closeminded as they r u kno n ignorant 2.
You queerboys who have come here to turn us all into commies had better read THIS thread before posting anymore hatred.
This is not a debate forum. We do not suffer fools gladly. Unless you can be respectful, then you will all be asked to leave.
Oh, yeah. Be communist! That's not why we're here at all.
I've tried to be respectful but NO ONE answers my questions. You just hand out infractions like it bothers me and walk around what we're saying yet never actually discuss anything.
I understand that you think I'm unsaved and not a good person or whatever. That's fine. But how about you discuss the topic with me instead of just throwing out the same stuff over and over in different forms?
You queerboys who have come here to turn us all into commies had better read THIS thread before posting anymore hatred.
This is not a debate forum. We do not suffer fools gladly. Unless you can be respectful, then you will all be asked to leave.
Us queerboys eh?
Last time I checked, due to my premarital sex, Im going to be a dad. Which means I like women, I know, to religious people thats a bit weird that I dont like little boys, sorry honey.
And ask us to leave? Then however will we be saved?
600 seconds now? Sheesh.
This is exactly why Im not religious. You people are so close minded that anyone that opposes you, you shut them out.
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